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Drink-Mix Man posted:Well, sir, I've never heard a preacher use the "M.F." word so many times... Aaw hell diddly ding dong crap!
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Jerusalem posted:STUPID GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE!
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Sep 3, 2014 07:59
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gary oldmans diary posted:64 Slices code:
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MondayHotDog posted:Most movie scripts are 120 pages. This is only 17. And several of them are just drawings of the time machine. This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says guilty. And guilty is spelled wrong.
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Jerusalem posted:
This is getting very abstract, but thank you! I do enjoy working at the bowling alley!
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Sep 3, 2014 09:23
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Well, sir, I've never heard a preacher use the "M.F." word so many times... Never have I heard such gratuitous use of the word "butt".
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Sep 3, 2014 10:13
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Drink-Mix Man posted:This is getting very abstract, but thank you! I do enjoy working at the bowling alley! I don't recall voting 5 and going hog wild for a bowling quote 
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Sep 3, 2014 11:04
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Jerusalem posted:I don't recall voting 5 and going hog wild for a bowling quote
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Doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me... *splash* Ewwwwwwwwwwwww, dog water!
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Sep 3, 2014 12:22
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Spectacle Rock posted:Ewwwwwwwwwwwww, dog water! Babies love that water!
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Sep 3, 2014 13:28
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After The War posted:Babies love that water! Stupid babies need the most attention!
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Sep 3, 2014 13:44
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Jerusalem posted:STUPID GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE! Dear Lord! That's the loudest profanity I've ever heard! 
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Sep 3, 2014 16:25
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IMJack posted:Dear Lord! That's the loudest profanity I've ever heard! Yes, eat all of our shirts!
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Luminous Obscurity posted:Stupid babies need the most attention! We'll have to tummy-kiss our way out
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Sep 3, 2014 18:48
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Luminous Obscurity posted:Stupid babies need the most attention! Aww, they're so cute when they're Duplo!
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Sep 3, 2014 19:02
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Do over Ham posted:This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says guilty. And guilty is spelled wrong. I move for a bad court thingy.
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Crackerman posted:I move for a bad court thingy. "You rest your case?" "What? Oh, no! I just thought that was a figure of speech. Case...closed.  "
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Sep 3, 2014 20:38
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That’s why you’re the judge and I’m the law...talking...guy...
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Hmmm, I shouldn't have that bar association logo there, either.
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Sep 3, 2014 21:13
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JethroMcB, are you aware you’re not wearing any pants?
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Hello, I'm ThNextGreenLantern. The following thread of Simpsons quotes is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:Hello, I'm ThNextGreenLantern. The following thread of Simpsons quotes is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No. You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. No truth-handler, you. Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities!
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Jerusalem posted:STUPID GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE! Look Homer, all of us pull a few boners now and then, go off half cocked, make asses of ourselves. So I don't wanna be hard on you, I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys.
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ebilflindas posted:Look Homer, all of us pull a few boners now and then, go off half cocked, make asses of ourselves. So I don't wanna be hard on you, I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys. And our country isn't called America anymore - it's Bonerland
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Sep 3, 2014 23:24
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ebilflindas posted:Look Homer, all of us pull a few boners now and then, go off half cocked, make asses of ourselves. So I don't wanna be hard on you, I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys. We have some new pamphlets available in our church newsrack, including "Bible Bafflers," "Satan's Boners," "Good Grief! More Satan's Boners," and for the teens, "It's Not Cool to Fry in Hell."
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Sep 3, 2014 23:42
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JethroMcB posted:Hmmm, I shouldn't have that bar association logo there, either. As of this moment, JethroMcB no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!
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Vertical Lime posted:And our country isn't called America anymore - it's Bonerland Attention, students, this is Principal Skinner, your principal, with a message from the principal's office. Report immediately for an assembly in the Butthead Memorial Auditorium. drat it, I wish we hadn't let the students name that one.
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Trash Boat posted:Attention, students, this is Principal Skinner, your principal, with a message from the principal's office. Report immediately for an assembly in the Butthead Memorial Auditorium. drat it, I wish we hadn't let the students name that one. There will be no more mockery of your name, Mr. Glascock.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:We have some new pamphlets available in our church newsrack, including "Bible Bafflers," "Satan's Boners," "Good Grief! More Satan's Boners," and for the teens, "It's Not Cool to Fry in Hell." How about the Christ Punchers?
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Crackerman posted:JethroMcB, are you aware you’re not wearing any pants? You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you were never going to need them again.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:There will be no more mockery of your name, Mr. Glascock. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at Lake Titicaca. Try to make a joke out of that, Mr. Drink-Mix Man.
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MondayHotDog posted:You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you were never going to need them again. Ever seen a guy say goodbye to a shoe?
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Ever seen a guy say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Ever seen a guy say goodbye to a shoe? Aye, once, when I was sailing round the Arctic-
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. No truth-handler, you. Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities! Okay, search party, before we set out, let's take a moment to humor the children. Goons, your father's gonna be just fine! Okay, everybody, put on your corpse-handling gloves, we've got two frozen bodies buried somewhere in this mountain.
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MondayHotDog posted:You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you were never going to need them again. They're supposed to be baggy! 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Ever seen a guy say goodbye to a shoe? Only here, and in Mississippi.
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Technogeek posted:Only here, and in Mississippi. Good lord, what a dump. It's not surprising this thread was once classified THE most dilapidated in all of Missouri. ...that's why it was shut down and moved here, post by post.
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:Good lord, what a dump. It's not surprising this thread was once classified THE most dilapidated in all of Missouri. I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!
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Class3KillStorm posted:I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah! This particular flag is ridiculously out-of-date. The library must have purchased it during the brief period in 1912 after New Mexico became a state, but before Arizona did.
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