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vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I feel like this big argument about Kate Upton isn't as interesting as some of you think.

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newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

naem posted:

This should shut up the Kate Upton detractors right here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAsaY449PQc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

as a white person: white people should dance with a lot less confidence

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

SaltLick posted:

im the lengthened towel

I am Lena's ruined arteries

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Still would.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




nice no fat on the chin I can work with that

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.


at least her tits are proportionate now

Vag Assault Weapon
Aug 12, 2014

Jack the Stripper posted:

Would have liked a few Ariana nudes though, oh well. A man can dream.

Those are Ariana

http://i.imgur.com/AwBgKfW.jpg :nws:

Vag Assault Weapon fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Sep 3, 2014

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Mister Fister posted:

Still would.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




so turned off by the god comment, dumb christian bitch

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
How did those primative beasts pre computer era ever have access to hot celebrity action? God knows how many actresses were able to lead private lives.

Vag Assault Weapon
Aug 12, 2014

Philosopher King posted:

How did those primative beasts pre computer era ever have access to hot celebrity action? God knows how many actresses were able to lead private lives.

Up until something like 1960 95% of actors actually had jobs they did other than acting, not exact numbers but it's some stupidly amazing stat like that

Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.

Oh wow, thought they were all fake but hadn't see this one, thanks. :hfive:

Dilettante.
Feb 18, 2011
'Jennifer Lawrence hacker threatens to release more nude pictures'

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/...ow/41620188.cms

"Fukken feds stop chasin' me or I'll post more nudes!" :cop::spergin:



I'm sure the India times is a reputable source, you racist bastards.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Dilettante. posted:

'Jennifer Lawrence hacker threatens to release more nude pictures'

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/...ow/41620188.cms

"Fukken feds stop chasin' me or I'll post more nudes!" :cop::spergin:



I'm sure the India times is a reputable source, you racist bastards.

the times of india, out of all the news orgs in the world, has easily the most experience when it comes to rape and sexual assault stories. i'd trust them on this one.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Jack the Stripper posted:

Oh wow, thought they were all fake but hadn't see this one, thanks. :hfive:

they're real i guess but just not that exciting

Vag Assault Weapon
Aug 12, 2014

Jack the Stripper posted:

Oh wow, thought they were all fake but hadn't see this one, thanks. :hfive:

There's another one a few pages back taken from the side, worth at least a few dong wriggles

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
if you really think about it, aren't we all just celebrity nudes? deep down?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


lawrence is real hot gotdamn

Vag Assault Weapon
Aug 12, 2014


quote:

The 24-year-old Oscar winner is one of several stars to have reported the stolen images to the authorities which sparked a global hunt for the hacker and more images of her and Downton Abbey actress Jessica Brown Findlay are said to be included in the new batch.

:laffo: this dude has really got it in for Jessica Brown Findlay.

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005

Vag Assault Weapon posted:

Up until something like 1960 95% of actors actually had jobs they did other than acting, not exact numbers but it's some stupidly amazing stat like that

Also the idea that actors need to be good looking is a relatively recent thing. Hollywood seems to be going the route of the music industry in more recent years of picking people based on looks rather than talent. A lot of the old school actors who were probably some of the greatest actors of all time like Al Pacino or Jack Nicholson don't have much going for them in the looks department, but they sure can act.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



We've pretty much seen everything Jessica Findlay has to offer short of a Hot Karl or a Dirty Sanchez.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Kate Upton has nice boobs but otherwise should do some squats, but her boobs are big enough that being skinnyfat doesn't matter.




Vag Assault Weapon posted:

:laffo: this dude has really got it in for Jessica Brown Findlay.

Is she the one who was putting all the stuff up her butt?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



FogHelmut posted:

Kate Upton has nice boobs but otherwise should do some squats, but her boobs are big enough that being skinnyfat doesn't matter.


Is she the one who was putting all the stuff up her butt?

she was the butt licker

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

Dick Fagballzson posted:

Also the idea that actors need to be good looking is a relatively recent thing. Hollywood seems to be going the route of the music industry in more recent years of picking people based on looks rather than talent. A lot of the old school actors who were probably some of the greatest actors of all time like Al Pacino or Jack Nicholson don't have much going for them in the looks department, but they sure can act.

Jack Nicholson now? Or Jack Nicholson 1975?

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005

Booties posted:

Jack Nicholson now? Or Jack Nicholson 1975?

lol it's even true of 1970s Jack Nicholson. He was never attractive. Always a weird looking dude.

Dick Fagballzson fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Sep 3, 2014

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I'd bang Gregory Peck he was a good looking man. show me Peck's pecker

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003

Booties posted:

Jack Nicholson now? Or Jack Nicholson 1975?

uh he wasn't attractive in easy rider or the shining either

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

Dick Fagballzson posted:

lol 1970s Jack Nicholson. He was never attractive. Always a weird looking dude.

Wrong, he was hot as poo poo in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dilettante. posted:

'Jennifer Lawrence hacker threatens to release more nude pictures'

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/...ow/41620188.cms

"Fukken feds stop chasin' me or I'll post more nudes!" :cop::spergin:



I'm sure the India times is a reputable source, you racist bastards.

This plan is bad because it based on the idea that Jennifer Lawrence herself is chasing after him. In actuality it is a bunch of guys who jacked it to those pictures that are chasing the hacker. All the hacker is doing is offering them further incentive to pursue.

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
He had a receding hairline and a bad case of rape face. Seriously no one would hire this guy today despite his acting ability and charisma. What everyone seems to want now is the next no talent pretty boy, like Channing Tatum.

Dick Fagballzson fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Sep 3, 2014

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice



what weird looking uggos

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

vyst posted:

she was the butt licker

This is how social mobility works in Britain. :britain:

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


it's as if charisma, attitude and bodily expression are equally important for male attractiveness

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

the idea of "movie star looks" isn't a new thing. actors and actresses have generally always been good looking since at least the 30s, although there's definitely more leeway with men.

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Are we all going to jail or what

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
paul walker and matthew mcconaughey always get typecast as "shirtless guy" it must suck for them. esp. paul walker cuz he dead lol

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

newreply.php posted:

paul walker and matthew mcconaughey always get typecast as "shirtless guy" it must suck for them. esp. paul walker cuz he dead lol

yeah, walker is less of everything these days.

James Polk
Jun 18, 2010

I was born in a farmhouse in Pineville, North Carolina

Nostratic posted:

Are we all going to jail or what

yes

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Palpek posted:

it's as if charisma, attitude and bodily expression are equally important for male attractiveness

idk sometimes it feels like they're starting to skimp on those things as long there's abs and a jawline

like I'm sure chris hemsworth is a perfectly nice dude irl but his acting is incredibly dull to watch

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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

I'm already in jail for looking at Justin Verlander's huge hairy bum.

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