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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Play it totally straight with no mention of Hitler whatsoever.

This reminds me of my favorite script idea ever:

2012 Black List posted:

“Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil, and Vile” by Michael Werwie: 31 mentions

Logline: Based on a true (and ultimately surprising) story, a promising young law student fights an oppressive legal system and growing public scrutiny when his routine traffic stop snowballs into shocking criminal charges, imprisonment, daring escapes, and ultimately acting as his own attorney in a nationally televised murder trial.

It's Ted Bundy!

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Alright, who'd be the overenthusiastic Jodorowsky figure?

An elderly Leni Reifenstahl, except she'd be pretending to be someone else.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Yoshifan823 posted:

This reminds me of my favorite script idea ever:


It's Ted Bundy!

Oh my God, is that real? I would love to read that screenplay.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

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Yoshifan823 posted:

It's Ted Bundy!

Is this presented as a twist then?

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

They'll call him Theodore Budansky up until the end of the movie when they reveal who he is.

e: I know that's not his real last name, I was just being a silly.

ruddiger fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Sep 3, 2014

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

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ruddiger posted:

They'll call him Theodore Budansky up until the end of the movie when they reveal who he is.

That isn't his real name though, is it? How's it presented?

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

PriorMarcus posted:

That isn't his real name though, is it? How's it presented?

Bundy's birth name was actually Theodore Cowell, "Bundy" is the surname of his adoptive father, so they might go that way with it.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


I can see you...









SALT CURES HAM
Jan 4, 2011
...there was a remake of Patrick with Charles Dance in it?

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


It seems like it's a yes: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2147459/
And they put the ugly floating heads poster in imdb

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Yoshifan823 posted:

This reminds me of my favorite script idea ever:


It's Ted Bundy!

Holy poo poo. I wish I hadn't read the spoiler because that would have been absolutely amazing to watch unfold onscreen.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


lelandjs posted:

Holy poo poo. I wish I hadn't read the spoiler because that would have been absolutely amazing to watch unfold onscreen.

There was no way that the movie would be made and marketed without that being either obvious or just outright stated.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...



:stare:

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

muscles like this? posted:

There was no way that the movie would be made and marketed without that being either obvious or just outright stated.

Eh, all the great "twist" movies managed to make it through marketing unscathed (Sixth Sense, The Prestige, Fight Club... Hell, I don't think any reviewers even spoiled The Lego Movie).

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

Desperado Bones posted:

I can see you...



Man, I wish this movie was like 1/1000th as good as this poster.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

axleblaze posted:

Man, I wish this movie was like 1/1000th as good as this poster.
Said every person ever who has watched any horror movie ever.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Slugworth posted:

Said every person ever who has watched any horror movie ever.

:jerkbag:

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

To be fair most horror movies do have kick-rear end posters. It's hard to live up to the hype sometimes.



I should KNOWN it wouldn't be as good. Why do I ALWAYS get so excited over the covers in the video shop?

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Yeah, it was meant as a playful bash against a genre that I enjoy. It just holds true a lot, especially in the direct to video market.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Lasher posted:

To be fair most horror movies do have kick-rear end posters. It's hard to live up to the hype sometimes.



I should KNOWN it wouldn't be as good. Why do I ALWAYS get so excited over the covers in the video shop?

They missed such a good opportunity to call it Ghoulies: Number Two

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004



How did this movie get made. How. HOW.

and since we're on the subject of Gremlins rip-offs, we all know about Critters and Ghoulies, but I always loved this little-known movie.

ruddiger fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Sep 4, 2014

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
If we're talking about Gremlins how could we forget this MST3K classic:

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

All I see is 9/11

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


:colbert: Somehow Critters is awesome in my book.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
That's because Critters is great.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Yeah, those old horror movies loving rule!

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Fuzzbee Morse would make a good band name.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.


This is probably the most respectful mention of an actor who became a star AFTER the movie on a cover ever. As opposed to just making a cover that is a close-up of the big celeb (probably a publicity shot in which he/she looks nothing like in the movie) with the title above it in a large font and some of the other things in the movie in the background somewhere, who gives a poo poo, eh?

However I can't help but think they wouldn't have shown this restraint if he wasn't a child at the time.

Mierenneuker fucked around with this message at 08:35 on Sep 4, 2014

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Crazy-Eyes Poster, UNITE!







Worst. Cyclops. Ever. (Mildly NWS for poorly-drawn nipple)

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!
It's the 20th Anniversary...

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Distorted Kiwi posted:

Crazy-Eyes Poster, UNITE!

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




CaptainHollywood posted:

It's the 20th Anniversary...



Somehow they all ended up significantly better than 99% of grown child actors you see.

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic

Wow, that dog hasn't aged a day!

ubergnu fucked around with this message at 11:45 on Sep 4, 2014

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Haha, the one with the glasses changed the least. He has the same expression and they even give him the same hair.

Someone can probably make a before and after poster for the original cast but we're way past page 666 now.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Well gently caress no, not if I see he's calling.

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO

CaptainHollywood posted:

It's the 20th Anniversary...



That one guy's hair flipped to his jaw

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




slightly better quality

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
I've not seen it but I'll have to assume that it's a taxidermied dog in the original.

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axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
uuuuuggggggghhhhhh

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