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Drunk & Ugly posted:dunham is trying to be a gross old jewish woman years before she hits menopause because feminism is this correct yo? I'd rather gently caress splinter.
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Pukestain Pal posted:I'd rather gently caress splinter. once i i ducked down an alleyway,sucked and hosed an old homeless man just to not have to say hi to Lena Dunham as i saw her walking at me. she still saw me and was going to ask me out to lunch so i ate a bunch of baby diapers from the dumpster and said no im full.
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Seriously though, why is it always plain/ugly women that complain about feminist poo poo and do the whole: "men liking attractive pics of women=RAPE!"? It's OK. The good looking girls don't need you uggos to fight their corner for them. They'll get through life fine because they are pretty and people will do things for them because they want to gently caress them.
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she offered me a line but i took a syringe from the trash and shot up aids blood and told her "nah, im ok" she asked for my number and i pretended i had an incoming call from a pedophile terrorist that was more important so lets talk next time
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spudsbuckley posted:Seriously though, why is it always plain/ugly women that complain about feminist poo poo and do the whole: "men liking attractive pics of women=RAPE!"? because it makes them feel good about men not liking them. it's a guy's fault for not wanting to suck on some canckles. hot women go along with it, then go post on gonewild.
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someone asked me if i did anything or saw anyone that day and instead off saying Lena Dunham i cut out my tongue because she loving fat and annoying and ugly as gently caress
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Drunk & Ugly posted:someone asked me if i did anything or saw anyone that day and instead off saying Lena Dunham i cut out my tongue you need to write a lena dunham fan fiction.
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Jennifer Lawrence could actually put her talents to use dealing with this thing. She should release a video onto Youtube, her talking to a webcam in her bedroom, a tight shot from just above the shoulders, weeping, talking about how violated she feels, then at the end of the video she stands up to turn the camera off and she has her tits out again and she's like "oh, poo poo". I'd laugh at that. Then pause it and stand on my desk so I can cum on the monitor.
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Kirk Johnson posted:been edging it all week until the Luis Guzman pics leak is this for real where do we look man come on
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Drunk & Ugly posted:once i i ducked down an alleyway,sucked and hosed an old homeless man just to not have to say hi to Lena Dunham as i saw her walking at me. she still saw me and was going to ask me out to lunch so i ate a bunch of baby diapers from the dumpster and said no im full. Drunk & Ugly posted:she offered me a line but i took a syringe from the trash and shot up aids blood and told her "nah, im ok" Drunk & Ugly posted:someone asked me if i did anything or saw anyone that day and instead off saying Lena Dunham i cut out my tongue Pukestain Pal posted:you need to write a lena dunham fan fiction.
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More overwrought po-faced clickbait from The Telegraph on the subject, this time complaining about the term "The Fappening" kindly asking people to bloody well stop using this "sexual hashtag": http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11069829/Jennifer-Lawrence-photo-leak-Lets-stop-calling-this-hacking-The-Fappening.html Some moron posted:But what’s far worse is that I think we can safely assume that some aren’t just ‘looking’ at these private, nude photographs - they’re masturbating to them.
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Rad Tad posted:
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Lena doesn't have veneers, she's a real girl
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Durzel posted:More overwrought po-faced clickbait from The Telegraph on the subject, this time complaining about the term "The Fappening" kindly asking people to bloody well stop using this "sexual hashtag":  Wouldn't. She is seriously mint jelly. Radhika Sanghani posted:What Lawrence and the others are going through is huge. It’s probably one of the hardest things they’ve ever had to deal with. How will they ever survive? I hate to hear that their lives have suddenly come to standstill because of this being one of the hardest things they have ever had to deal with. Something tells me, their yachts will be covered in tears. NurhacisUrn fucked around with this message at 13:03 on Sep 4, 2014 |
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Can Lena Dunham really be called an actress when she plays herself on her show?
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Durzel posted:More overwrought po-faced clickbait from The Telegraph on the subject, this time complaining about the term "The Fappening" kindly asking people to bloody well stop using this "sexual hashtag": quote:I can think of little worse than having to deal with naked photos and videos of me being plastered all over the internet, let alone simultaneously having to cope with the intense scrutiny of the public eye Don't upload homemade sextapes to a cloud storage provider Don't upload homemade sextapes to a cloud storage provider Don't upload homemade sextapes to a cloud storage provider
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I don't understand that guy Justin Verlander (or whatever). He has Kate Upton at home, but he still fucks other girls? Of course, the vids/pics could be old but then why does he still have them on his phone/iCloud? Whatta boob! Kate Upton is hot and beautiful, fyi.
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brylcreem posted:I don't understand that guy Justin Verlander (or whatever). He has Kate Upton at home, but he still fucks other girls? why would he delete those pics. Seems like good memories tbh
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Drunk & Ugly posted:once i i ducked down an alleyway,sucked and hosed an old homeless man just to not have to say hi to Lena Dunham as i saw her walking at me. she still saw me and was going to ask me out to lunch so i ate a bunch of baby diapers from the dumpster and said no im full. hosed up if true.
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HOLY poo poo! Kaley Cuoco swap.avi HOOOOOOLLLLLY SHIITTTTTTTT!
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Rad Tad posted:i know someone said this before but it is still funny
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brylcreem posted:I don't understand that guy Justin Verlander (or whatever). He has Kate Upton at home, but he still fucks other girls? What do you do when you finally get what you have wanted? You want more.
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I have not posted a pic of Jude Laws breasts or pussy no.
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Has the onion said anyrhing about this yet? I need quality journalism
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SaltLick posted:Has the onion said anyrhing about this yet? I need quality journalism boobies on the internet get elected for US president!!
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I'm torn because Kate Upton is built like someone put some tits on an armoire and she has a flabbier, saggier rear end than my grandma but that same rear end in doggy is capable of working out HUGE loving LOADS and there are few things in life that feel as good as throwing out some thick sticky ropes.
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When I say "that same rear end", I mean Kate Upton's rear end not my grandma's. Doggy hurts her knees so we stick to mish.
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CaptainQuirk posted:What do you do when you finally get what you have wanted? You want more. He's already had plenty what with her giant sloppy teats and beer gut.
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Kate Upton is so disgustingly ugly. If Kate Upton ever showed interest in me, (and why should she not, I'm the perfect gentleman!) I would not deign to even give her an answer. A scoff is all she would get from me, at most. Someone so hideous does not deserve my glory
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redshirt posted:Lol Kate Upton fat. She's more expensive at a restaurant than everyone but Lena Dunham.
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Kirk Johnson posted:When I say "that same rear end", I mean Kate Upton's rear end not my grandma's. Doggy hurts her knees so we stick to mish. love for gram-gram itt
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Zzulu posted:Kate Upton is so disgustingly ugly. If Kate Upton ever showed interest in me, (and why should she not, I'm the perfect gentleman!) I would not deign to even give her an answer. A scoff is all she would get from me, at most. Someone so hideous does not deserve my glory It's weird that there are people who earnestly think this Same as the people who talk about Megan Fox's thumbs
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juche mane posted:Lena Dunham is a fairly talented writer and acter, she's a sweet heart in real life, and I have it on good word that her weight issues are more glandular and genetic, rather than based in laziness or poor choices. 
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Arian_Samurai posted:It's weird that there are people who earnestly think this I don't think upton is ugly. She just doesn't have the body type I'm typically into. Do not get me wrong, I wouldn't say no.
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redshirt posted:Lol Kate Upton fat. this is why we needed and still need the fat is beautiful thread. upton is curvy, unlike 99 percent of tumblr's users.
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