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Pukestain Pal posted:I don't think upton is ugly. She just doesn't have the body type I'm typically into. Slam whales more your type then. Ok got it.
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Drunk & Ugly posted:dunham is trying to be a gross old jewish woman years before she hits menopause because feminism is this correct yo? marks my words, before she's 40 she'll turn into the zombie Joan Rivers.
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Sep 4, 2014 15:31
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Rad Tad posted:i know someone said this before but it is still funny   Marilyn never posed for Playboy. She shot the photos years before when she was broke and desperate for money. Years later when she was a star, the photographer sold the photos to Playboy who published them even though MM wasn't exactly thrilled about it. She owned up to it and did a decent job spinning the story, but never had a relationship with Playboy because Hef is a scummy shitbag.
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Sep 4, 2014 15:32
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Sep 4, 2014 15:41
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Rambling Robot posted:this is why we needed and still need the fat is beautiful thread. She isn't curvy, though. I dunno why people keep saying this. Take the tits off and she has the same build as a Duplo brick.
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Sep 4, 2014 15:51
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Sep 4, 2014 15:54
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Kirk Johnson posted:She isn't curvy, though. I dunno why people keep saying this. Take the tits off and she has the same build as a Duplo brick. exactly, it's just an awkwardly shaped body and not at all conventional for a millionaire elite model. she's at least an 8.5 for normies, but in modelling world? like a 6 like, compare her body to emily ratajkowski's or bar refaeli's. it shouldn't be that hard to understand and it's not some sort of "lol  "
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Sep 4, 2014 15:55
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Kate Upton? No, thanks mate.
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Sep 4, 2014 15:56
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I just don't think you can call a chick curvy when her boyfriend, objectively and obviously, has a bigger, more well-rounded rear end than her.
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Sep 4, 2014 15:56
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Still....dat fuckin load, man....
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Sep 4, 2014 15:57
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Kirk Johnson posted:She isn't curvy, though. I dunno why people keep saying this. Take the tits off and she has the same build as a Duplo brick. She's pear shaped and has a really high waistline. That coupled with lovely stylists who always put her in low rise poo poo that's a size too small and piss poor photographers who have no idea how to direct gives the impression that she's fat. She's a big girl, probably a little softer than she should be, but she has great building blocks to work with. 45 minutes a day doing Pilates or whatever and she could be a model for another 10 years no problem.
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Sep 4, 2014 15:58
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Why can't we get leaked pics of Luis Guzman throwing out some loving yoghurt like that? Little gobs of precum beading at the pisshole of his little Mexican chode then BLAMMO, thick gobbets of chunky cum just erupting all over the place, three, four pumps then dying down to viscous rivulets then his remaining potato water just running down his stubby, still jacking fist.
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Sep 4, 2014 16:00
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BigBoss posted:She's pear shaped and has a really high waistline. That coupled with lovely stylists who always put her in low rise poo poo that's a size too small and piss poor photographers who have no idea how to direct gives the impression that she's fat. She's a big girl, probably a little softer than she should be, but she has great building blocks to work with. 45 minutes a day doing Pilates or whatever and she could be a model for another 10 years no problem. Ten years is too late. Thirty years old or her first kid (whatever comes first) and it's loving game over for chicks like that.
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Sep 4, 2014 16:01
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Kirk Johnson posted:Why can't we get leaked pics of Luis Guzman throwing out some loving yoghurt like that? Little gobs of precum beading at the pisshole of his little Mexican chode then BLAMMO, thick gobbets of chunky cum just erupting all over the place, three, four pumps then dying down to viscous rivulets of his remaining potato water just running down his stubby, still jacking fist. with fanfic like that, we don't need photos 
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Sep 4, 2014 16:01
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Lena Dunham and Kate Upton are beautiful woman, and though I'm personally sad for them having suffered the humiliation, I can guarantee that many goons would be quite star struck if they saw them in real life, and masturbstig to them is like a little slice of fame and fantasy. The hate is mind boggling.
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Sep 4, 2014 16:06
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juche mane posted:Lena Dunham and Kate Upton are beautiful woman, and though I'm personally sad for them having suffered the humiliation, I can guarantee that many goons would be quite star struck if they saw them in real life, and masturbstig to them is like a little slice of fame and fantasy. The hate is mind boggling. Lena Dunham's only humiliation is being associated with Girls. She didn't have any photos leaked.
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Sep 4, 2014 16:12
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Lena Dunham
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Sep 4, 2014 16:17
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lena dunham, the girl that isn't in the leak and goons would not like her to be, let's talk about her
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Sep 4, 2014 16:22
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Kirk Johnson posted:I just don't think you can call a chick curvy when her boyfriend, objectively and obviously, has a bigger, more well-rounded rear end than her. Verlander might have one of the most butt-intensive jobs in the world including people who do professional butt-stuff.
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Sep 4, 2014 16:25
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Kirk Johnson posted:Ten years is too late. Thirty years old or her first kid (whatever comes first) and it's loving game over for chicks like that. It's not 1960 anymore. 32 isn't old the way it used to be. Cosmetics, moisturizers, fitness, nutrition, and lifestyle have changed a lot since then. Kate Upton has access to all the top flight poo poo cause she's rich and famous. She will be fine as long as she keeps on it.
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Sep 4, 2014 16:26
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BigBoss posted:It's not 1960 anymore. 32 isn't old the way it used to be. Cosmetics, moisturizers, fitness, nutrition, and lifestyle have changed a lot since then. Kate Upton has access to all the top flight poo poo cause she's rich and famous. She will be fine as long as she keeps on it. miranda kerr is 31 and has a child and is bangin like a biscuit
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Sep 4, 2014 16:30
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Bip Roberts posted:Verlander might have one of the most butt-intensive jobs in the world including people who do professional butt-stuff. this is true. the majority of baseball fans are only there to look at the pitcher's butt anyway. quality of his butt is arguably more important to his career than her butt is to hers.
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Sep 4, 2014 16:30
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Tuxedo Gin posted:this is true. the majority of baseball fans are only there to look at the pitcher's butt anyway. quality of his butt is arguably more important to his career than her butt is to hers. 
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Sep 4, 2014 16:33
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Missing Name posted:The Onion weighs in: are lonely sadbrains fat socialmediates rallying on how pics are rape are the same people that pickup Cosmo in a grocery store and read Huffpo celeb tabloid (which huffpo is known for)? because that would be lolll
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Sep 4, 2014 16:33
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BigBoss posted:It's not 1960 anymore. 32 isn't old the way it used to be. Cosmetics, moisturizers, fitness, nutrition, and lifestyle have changed a lot since then. Kate Upton has access to all the top flight poo poo cause she's rich and famous. She will be fine as long as she keeps on it. And yet her feeders are already starting to sag.
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Sep 4, 2014 16:40
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Kirk Johnson posted:She isn't curvy, though. I dunno why people keep saying this. Take the tits off and she has the same build as a Duplo brick. No way, you could play tetherball with those tits. They stay on.
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Sep 4, 2014 16:45
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juche mane posted:Lena Dunham and Kate Upton are beautiful woman, and though I'm personally sad for them having suffered the humiliation, I can guarantee that many goons would be quite star struck if they saw them in real life, and masturbstig to them is like a little slice of fame and fantasy. The hate is mind boggling. Lena Durham would be any hot girl's fat friend. No one would look twice at her.
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Sep 4, 2014 16:57
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Hey all right, the nude celebrity thread, oh, you guys are talking about Lena Dunham again...
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Sep 4, 2014 17:00
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has anyone posted the pics of LDun's tits and poosay yet?
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Sep 4, 2014 17:02
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Leah Dunum is average and I would gently caress her sorry Goons y'all'r virgins I bet go play some Super Smash Bros while I smash and bang that booty.
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Quickscope420dad posted:has anyone posted the pics of LDun's tits and poosay yet? 
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Sep 4, 2014 17:06
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I just realized how mature this forum has become given at no point have we campaigned to get a whole bunch of people to download swap.avi under the title Jennifer Laurence's new video.
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Sep 4, 2014 17:09
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Rebel Wilson has a sexy voice and a super pretty face. And probably looks great in the right swimsuit or negligee.
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Sep 4, 2014 17:12
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the only reason you like lena dunham is cause she reminds you of yer grandma in big ol panties
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AAB posted:the only reason you like lena dunham is cause she reminds you of yer grandma in big ol panties she kind of looks like someone who would be on hoarders
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Decrepus posted:Leah Dunum is average and I would gently caress her sorry Goons y'all'r virgins I bet go play some Super Smash Bros while I smash and bang that booty. Funny how I'm playing Smash Brothers but you're the one being crushed by Snorlax.
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Sep 4, 2014 17:18
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I heard Kim Kardashian leaked her own nudes. Is this true?
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sbaldrick posted:I just realized how mature this forum has become given at no point have we campaigned to get a whole bunch of people to download swap.avi under the title Jennifer Laurence's new video. Does this count? Dilettante. posted:HOLY poo poo! Kaley Cuoco swap.avi HOOOOOOLLLLLY SHIITTTTTTTT!
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