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Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

veedubfreak posted:

Doctors are dumb as poo poo when it comes to anything that isn't medical related or out of a book. 2 of the biggest pains in my rear end as an IT guy here at work are doctors.

you should see a doctor for pains in your rear end

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stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Chard posted:

Shamelessly pilfered from the D&D pictures thread:

:drat:

Arrest that ass!
Sep 1, 2006

my deadlift personal record

Sarchasm posted:

Girl at a LAN Party



The guy with the sheet over his head is my favorite.

This actually gets even worse. I remember (I think on these very forums) reading about this picture some time in the early-mid 00s. Apparently the woman in this photo was an escort who was called as an idiotic joke to appear at the lan party so that virgin nerds could laugh at her or something.

pitlo
Dec 30, 2004

You won't get anything
done by planning.

Arrest that rear end! posted:

This actually gets even worse. I remember (I think on these very forums) reading about this picture some time in the early-mid 00s. Apparently the woman in this photo was an escort who was called as an idiotic joke to appear at the lan party so that virgin nerds could laugh at her or something.

I heard this was held in Vegas and she was an escort who came in and handed out a bunch of pamphlets.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

pitlo posted:

I heard this was held in Vegas and she was an escort who came in and handed out a bunch of pamphlets.

I heard her ghost STILL HAUNTS THE HALL TO THIS DAY!

~~~OOOOOooooooOOooOOooOOOooOOOOoOOOooOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoO~~~~~

Arrest that ass!
Sep 1, 2006

my deadlift personal record
I heard it was one held in the UK, the mystery deepens...

e: guy in the red shirt has "something UK" written on it, John Smith's branded mat on the bar which I believe is mainly or exclusively sold in the UK?

Arrest that ass! has a new favorite as of 18:55 on Sep 4, 2014

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
I heard that...

...guys, I heard that...

Oh god, it's too scary to imagine...

I heard that...a girl went to a LAN party! A real live girl! :ohdear:

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

Chard posted:

Shamelessly pilfered from the D&D pictures thread:
This...is glorious.



Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmmomV-ax-s

:allears:

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


A lot of people were really upset people were glad thatcher died, and I really don't get that because everyone in Britain cheered when Hitler died and Thatcher did infinitely more damage than Hitler did.

cptInsane0
Apr 11, 2007

...and a clown with no head

Drone_Fragger posted:

A lot of people were really upset people were glad thatcher died, and I really don't get that because everyone in Britain cheered when Hitler died and Thatcher did infinitely more damage than Hitler did.

PYF Funny Pictures: Thatcher did infinitely more damage than Hitler.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

veedubfreak posted:

Doctors are dumb as poo poo when it comes to anything that isn't medical related or out of a book. 2 of the biggest pains in my rear end as an IT guy here at work are doctors.

Unlike IT professionals who are really smart.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

pitlo posted:

I heard this was held in Vegas and she was an escort who came in and handed out a bunch of pamphletscondoms, all of which are still in the original wrapper.

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

cptInsane0 posted:

PYF Funny Pictures: Thatcher did infinitely more damage than Hitler.
Requesting this as my avatar text now in the shittiest way possible.

Tenchrono
Jun 2, 2011


Its the UK because their computers are on the left side of the desk.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Darkman Fanpage posted:

Unlike IT professionals who are really smart.

Unlike doctors, some (I almost said most) IT professionals can admit when they don't know something and/or are wrong.

I like the old joke. What is the difference between God and a doctor?

God doesn't think he's a doctor

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

veedubfreak posted:

Unlike doctors, some (I almost said most) IT professionals can admit when they don't know something and/or are wrong.

I like the old joke. What is the difference between God and a doctor?

God doesn't think he's a doctor

don't you have a toner cartridge to replace somewhere?

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

ArtIsResistance posted:

don't you have a toner cartridge to replace somewhere?

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


The funny thing for me about this picture is that it's probably cheaper for the clean-up than it is to replace the new cartridge someone dropped, especially if it's not covered under a consumables/service contract.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

tribbledirigible posted:

The funny thing for me about this picture is that it's probably cheaper for the clean-up than it is to replace the new cartridge someone dropped, especially if it's not covered under a consumables/service contract.

The real funny thing is that toner is a carcinogen.

Red_October_7000
Jun 22, 2009

AlmightyBob posted:

The real funny thing is that toner is a carcinogen.

No, no it isn't. It isn't good to breathe in in huge quantities, but unless you work in an off-brand Chinese toner factory or clean up a mess like that every day, it's nothing much to worry about. I think the old liquid copier fluid was nasty poo poo, but toner for Xerographic processes (almost everything that's called a "laser printer" is actually a Xerographic printer, real laser printers use specially prepared paper which is why you don't see them any more) is basically just fine powder that is electrostatically attracted to the paper and then melted onto it.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

This picture makes my day better every time I see it.

"gently caress you, And gently caress you. I'm out!"

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

tribbledirigible posted:

The funny thing for me about this picture is that it's probably cheaper for the clean-up than it is to replace the new cartridge someone dropped, especially if it's not covered under a consumables/service contract.

Unless they use a vaccuum.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Choco1980 posted:

This picture makes my day better every time I see it.

"gently caress you, And gently caress you. I'm out!"

What the hell man, he waves, salutes & does jazz hands., not flipping people off :mad:

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

What the hell man, he waves, salutes & does jazz hands., not flipping people off :mad:

How dare you attribute the WRONG emotion to my digitally altered gif of a disabled canine!

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug

EXAKT Science posted:

Unless they use a vaccuum.

Your face would be a perfect funny picture, taken the moment you discover the particles go right through the filter and you've just doubled the mess.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Red_October_7000 posted:

No, no it isn't.

Carbon black and titanium dioxide are both listed as IARC Group 2B carcinogens.

Until the WHO takes those two off the "possibly carcinogenic to humans" list I'm going to go ahead and stay away from toner spills. I have absolutely no problems working with products that contain either of those as long as they're contained and not, as is the case with a toner spill, in an easily-disturbed-into-the-air powder form. At least not without PPE.




gently caress Printers

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




MisterOblivious posted:

gently caress Printers

That's only going to make things worse!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

MisterOblivious posted:

Carbon black and titanium dioxide are both listed as IARC Group 2B carcinogens.

So are gasoline fumes, carpentry, dry-cleaning, and magnetism. As long as you're not railing lines of magenta off the printers rear end, you'll be fine.

Leper Residue
Sep 28, 2003

To where no dog has gone before.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

So are gasoline fumes, carpentry, dry-cleaning, and magnetism. As long as you're not railing lines of magenta off the printers rear end, you'll be fine.

He did say he wants to gently caress printers.

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠

Leper Residue posted:

He did say he wants to gently caress printers.

new kickstarter: UK Printer Prostitution

Stretch Goal: Magenta ink.

Who's in?

Juando290
Apr 22, 2007

You stopped toe curlin in the hot tub cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you have seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.
Wow....as someone who repaired wide format copiers for years....I feel like I can offer some insight. But I just realized that no one is actually as interested as I am.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Juando290 posted:

Wow....as someone who repaired wide format copiers for years....I feel like I can offer some insight. But I just realized that no one is actually as interested as I am.

drat, lotta guys dig them wide-format babies these days. Whatever gets some toner on my boner.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Derail about printers beginning to form?
Better post pictures.













Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Anora posted:

new kickstarter: UK Printer Prostitution

Stretch Goal: Magenta ink.

Who's in?

If you could somehow turn the idea into a card game featuring anime girls, you'd be rich.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Jamesman posted:

If you could somehow turn the idea into a card game featuring anime girls, you'd be rich.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

So are gasoline fumes, carpentry, dry-cleaning, and magnetism. As long as you're not railing lines of magenta off the printers rear end, you'll be fine.

Thanks for listing a bunch of stuff I get paid too much to work with 'cause the less you get paid the more likely it is you have to work with this bullshit

Seriously man, I don't want to sniff any of that. 'cept magnatism, how does that poo poo work?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

So Kawaii, but needs to be more sugoi

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




MisterOblivious posted:

'cept magnatism, how does that poo poo work?

No one knows. :iiam:

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cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Anora posted:

new kickstarter: UK Printer Prostitution

Stretch Goal: Magenta ink.

Who's in?

2 in the M, 1 in the K.


Unrelated, pokemon look weird when you give them dopey teeth:

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