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Godholio posted:That would've been impolite so he just said, "Thank you, good sir." 
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Godholio posted:That would've been impolite so he just said, "Thank you, good sir."
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Sep 4, 2014 19:06
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Godholio posted:That would've been impolite so he just said, "Thank you, good sir." 
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Sep 4, 2014 19:34
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Sep 4, 2014 19:35
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why dont we do that to mud villages?
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Sep 4, 2014 19:38
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ded posted:why dont we do that to mud villages? because it might hurt someone's feelings
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Sep 4, 2014 19:40
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:because it might hurt someone's feelings but my feelings are hurt that we dont do it
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Sep 4, 2014 19:42
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:but my feelings are hurt that we dont do it you're a whacked out vet nobody cares about your feelings
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Sep 4, 2014 19:42
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:you're a whacked out vet nobody cares about your feelings welfare queen pieces of poo poo
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Sep 4, 2014 19:57
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:"History of Medicine and Magic" Do you go to Hogwarts?
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Sep 4, 2014 20:29
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Mad Dragon posted:Do you go to Hogwarts? If by magic you mean fixing prolapsed uteruses by tying women to ladders upside down and dropped them off roofs*, then yes. *Actual ancient treatment. I poo poo you not.
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Sep 4, 2014 20:44
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Well... did it work?
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Sep 4, 2014 20:50
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Mad Dragon posted:Well... did it work? About as well as shoving cow poo poo in your cooch for contraception. Which people used to do apparently.
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Sep 4, 2014 20:51
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shoulda got a turfgrass management degree. i would be living the dream of riding around a golf course shirtless talking about subtle blue hues found in burmuda grasses i tell ya hwat.
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Sep 4, 2014 21:00
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Being an NFL grounds keeper sounds like such a sweet fuckin gig
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Sep 4, 2014 21:01
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Booblord Zagats posted:Being an NFL grounds keeper sounds like such a sweet fuckin gig Getting paid to tell people to get off your lawn and being taken seriously sounds awesome.
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Sep 4, 2014 21:10
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I used to do grounds maintenance at golf courses when I was younger, and let me tell you, that job is loving golden, if I didn't have to worry about money, I would do that poo poo for free. The big problem is that unless you happen to get on at a pretty prestigious course, you are going to live slightly above the poverty line for most of your adult life. I think the course supe at the "fancy" city course I worked at made like 15 an hour, but they let him live in a small house on the course. If you aren't the supervisor or the assistant supervisor, then have fun supplementing your income with welfare money. It's pretty much the perfect job for a college student though, the pay is poo poo, but you get done early and you can make up for the pay with free golf benefits.
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Sep 4, 2014 21:50
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Getting paid to tell people to get off your lawn and being taken seriously sounds awesome. Seriously. I have a high school friend who was a grounds keeper for the Dolphins for about 4 years and left it to take a higher paying job running a golf course. Says it was the worst decision in his life because all he ever had to do was order sod, cut grass, and paint straight lines and they paid him about 55K a year, with extra in bonuses paid out if the field was in good condition every week, which it always was. I made fun of him for deciding to not join the Marines and instead get an associates from our little cow-college. I was such a loving idiot
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Booblord Zagats posted:I made fun of him for deciding to not join the Marines and instead get an associates from our little cow-college. I was such a loving idiot lol we all know that feeling
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Sep 4, 2014 21:54
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Getting paid to tell people to get off your lawn Being a CSM?
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Sep 4, 2014 23:21
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Trying to squeeze out all of the farts before my date shows up. This is awful.
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Sep 4, 2014 23:28
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Don't worry she's probably doing the same thing 
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Sep 4, 2014 23:29
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Nothing like crop dusting in public the slowly speeding up the pace leaving the people behind to wonder who did it
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I skipped most of the last three pages or so but: If a class is hard in undergrad it's generally less of an indication that it's tough material, and certainly less of an indication that it's going to be super useful or unique in the real world, and more of a sign it's being taught improperly. That includes the entirety of STEM, as proven by all the lunkhead GiPpers that pull the stuff up on Khan Academy and go "ooooohhh, so that's how it works". EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I haven't used anything but metric for scientific applications. Outside of civil engineering or construction related poo poo you're going to see metric in STEM. I am constantly amazed at how often this is false.
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Sep 4, 2014 23:36
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Does anybody read the "DON'T BLOCK THE BOX" signs in NYC? The hipster shmucks in the late night bars sure don't. Motherfucker I don't care if she's your secret soulmate, I'm trying to find a warm bed for the night
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Snowdens Secret posted:The hipster shmucks in the late night bars sure don't. Motherfucker I don't care if she's your secret soulmate, I'm trying to find a warm bed for the night 
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JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:Trying to squeeze out all of the farts before my date shows up. This is awful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MSW3SAz1rY
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JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:Review: A++ would let suck on my moustache again. Your song is 'Dancing on the Ceiling' by Lionel Richie?
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Sep 5, 2014 06:13
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JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:Trying to squeeze out all of the farts before my date shows up. This is awful. In case you have to sneak some out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y159Vz6kaxk
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Sep 5, 2014 06:19
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Jarmak posted:Or the guy who taught the class picked his own book.  I don't genuinely LOL that much, but I made an exception for this post. I'm not even being a dick, it's actually hilarious to me that Vic's best impression of a Snowdens groaner went completely the gently caress over your head. loving LOL man, thanks. I had to quit smoking marijuana cigarettes very recently and needed that laugh. Fuckin' 
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Sep 5, 2014 16:47
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Did the wife tell you to chill it with the weed?
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Obama Africanus posted:Vic's best impression of a Snowdens groaner I don't think Vic has any idea how my Tindr meetups go, thank you very much
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Snowdens Secret posted:I don't think Vic has any idea how my Tindr meetups go, thank you very much Short and to the point probably.
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Nah. I've gotten what I wanted out of it for now. It is fun, but the Old Man Winter Cometh, and him + weed + shorter days makes me sad. Inside. So I'm doing a fall and winter break, and hitting the weights instead of the bong until my car gets covered in tree sperm again next year. I got some big hiking plans for this spring and summer anyway, and going into weeks long hikes with 0 weed tolerance and a quarter sack beats having to carry bales of brick weed on the trail. This break is preferable to the alternative of having Hispanic cantaloupe like calve muscles just to smoke some trees while walking with the trees.
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If you like hiking you have to take a trip out to Colorado and explore the Rockies. I lived in Colorado Springs as a kid and I was like, yeah the mountains are cool whatever. Then I went out there this summer to hit some trails and it blew my mind how beautiful it was and I wasn't even up in space (most of the time). My routine during the trip was hike all morning, grill burgers for lunch and get hammered off of 3 beers (altitude makes beers work better), and then just chill and smoke a fat doobie the rest of the night. There are so many trails and so many places to hike you can get some serious solitude, it rules. Alpine lake at about 12,000 ft:  The altitude change will kick you rear end, but the views can't be beat: 
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I'm admitted to go to school in Boulder after I'm done with this gay rear end navy and I am really excited about this post Coloradowns. RichieHimself posted:If you like hiking you have to take a trip out to Colorado and explore the Rockies. I lived in Colorado Springs as a kid and I was like, yeah the mountains are cool whatever. Then I went out there this summer to hit some trails and it blew my mind how beautiful it was and I wasn't even up in space (most of the time). My routine during the trip was hike all morning, grill burgers for lunch and get hammered off of 3 beers (altitude makes beers work better), and then just chill and smoke a fat doobie the rest of the night. There are so many trails and so many places to hike you can get some serious solitude, it rules.
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Started school last week, last time in a classroom was seven years ago. Echoing the "holy hell this poo poo is cake" sentiment and wondering why I was dumb as gently caress when I tried this the first time.
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Sep 5, 2014 21:50
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Once upon a time, we were all dumb as gently caress. Some of us still are!
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alcohol and weed are honestly the only thing that keep me afloat and that is not a lie
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