The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

Pass me another hunk of co-pilot.

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

# ? Sep 5, 2014 05:16

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 16:41

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

MondayHotDog posted:

Pass me another hunk of co-pilot.

You fly-boys crack me up! :laffo:

# ? Sep 5, 2014 05:59

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

No thanks to the plane.

Don't thank me. Thank THE ROD.

# ? Sep 5, 2014 08:49

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Don't thank me. Thank THE ROD.

SKEESIX HAS ONE HOUR TO LIVE!

# ? Sep 5, 2014 08:54

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

SKEESIX HAS ONE HOUR TO LIVE!

You have twenty-four hours to live.

Well, twenty-two. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long.

# ? Sep 5, 2014 08:59

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

Those tall ships really lifted the nation's spirits after Watergate.

# ? Sep 5, 2014 11:45

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You have twenty-four hours to live.

Well, twenty-two. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long.

Play "It's Raining Men"! :neckbeard:

# ? Sep 5, 2014 12:21

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Jerusalem posted:

SKEESIX HAS ONE HOUR TO LIVE!

Is this the end of zombie skeesix?

# ? Sep 5, 2014 12:30

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Jerusalem posted:

Play "It's Raining Men"!

Didn't Jerusalem seem a bit..."festive" to you?

# ? Sep 5, 2014 13:28

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Jerusalem posted:

Play "It's Raining Men"!

Not anymore, it ain't!

# ? Sep 5, 2014 14:04

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Eww.

This place has got old-man stink! :colbert:

(I bought this immediately, and you should, too.)

# ? Sep 5, 2014 14:24

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You have twenty-four hours to live.

Well, twenty-two. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long.

For the last time, the ventriloquist goes to heaven but the dummy doesn't!

# ? Sep 5, 2014 14:38

Shawn Cotureier: Jan 21, 2009; Still better than Umberger

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

For the last time, the ventriloquist goes to heaven but the dummy doesn't!

All the little posters in TVIV are SOB's

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:36

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Sasha aint ratchet posted:

All the little posters in TVIV are SOB's

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:49

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Sasha aint ratchet posted:

All the little posters in TVIV are SOB's

Sasha, you've become a real boy!

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:57

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Applewhite posted:

Sasha, you've become a real boy!

Father, give me legs...

# ? Sep 5, 2014 17:12

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Class3KillStorm posted:

Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!

Shut up, brain! I got friends now. I don't need you any more!

# ? Sep 5, 2014 20:20

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Shut up, brain! I got friends now. I don't need you any more!

My prices are so low, you'll think I suffered brain damage!

# ? Sep 5, 2014 20:23

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

I thought that said brain hemorrhages :downs:

# ? Sep 5, 2014 20:26

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

My prices are so low, you'll think I suffered brain damage!

I hope I didn't brain my damage.

# ? Sep 5, 2014 23:09

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Shut up, brain! I got friends now. I don't need you any more!

Well, well. Look who's come crawling back.

# ? Sep 5, 2014 23:39

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Spectacle Rock posted:

I thought that said brain hemorrhages

I must be getting forgetful in my old age. Open the glove compartment and fetch me my brain medicine. :heysexy:

# ? Sep 6, 2014 00:01

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

Red posted:

Eww.

This place has got old-man stink!

(I bought this immediately, and you should, too.)

All right! I've been waiting nine years to get my frisbee back.

Aw!

I actually bought a rare used book on Amazon that I had been looking for for 28 years...

# ? Sep 6, 2014 00:24

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I must be getting forgetful in my old age. Open the glove compartment and fetch me my brain medicine.

This is an authentic Hullabalooza ticket! For authentic refreshment, eat Clark Bar! And for totally outrageous class rings, it's Josten's! Goooooooo, JOSTEN'S!

# ? Sep 6, 2014 00:26

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I must be getting forgetful in my old age. Open the glove compartment and fetch me my brain medicine.

I gets me brain medicine from the National 'ealth! :britain:

# ? Sep 6, 2014 00:31

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Jorghnassen posted:

I actually bought a rare used book on Amazon that I had been looking for for 28 years...

EGGHEAD LIKES HIS BOOKY-WOOK!

# ? Sep 6, 2014 00:35

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

Well, well. Look who's come crawling back.

You'll be back! And so will you! And you!

And you.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 01:07

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

EGGHEAD LIKES HIS BOOKY-WOOK!

These are the only friends I need, Locus Fart Hell - grown up nerds like Gore Vidal. And even he's kissed more boys than I ever will...

# ? Sep 6, 2014 01:55

Shawn Cotureier: Jan 21, 2009; Still better than Umberger

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

EGGHEAD LIKES HIS BOOKY-WOOK!

Well, if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his NERD lessons

# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:06

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You'll be back! And so will you! And you!

And you.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:06

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You'll be back! And so will you! And you!

And you.

Jerusalem posted:

# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:31

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You'll be back! And so will you! And you!

And you.

Spectacle Rock posted:

# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:43

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Lady, you're gorgeous.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 04:35

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Sasha aint ratchet posted:

Well, if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his NERD lessons

I'm not a nerd, Sasha.

Nerds are smart.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 04:58

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Sasha aint ratchet posted:

Well, if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his NERD lessons

Sasha, nerds are nothing to fear. In fact, they've done some pretty memorable things. Some nerds of note include...popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher, rock star David Byrne, and Supreme Court Justice David Souter.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 05:00

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

MondayHotDog posted:

I'm not a nerd, Sasha.

Nerds are smart.

As a jock, it's my duty to give nerds a hard time.

TMMadman posted:

Sasha, nerds are nothing to fear. In fact, they've done some pretty memorable things. Some nerds of note include...popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher, rock star David Byrne, and Supreme Court Justice David Souter.

Hey buddy! Did you get a load of the nerd!? :haw:

# ? Sep 6, 2014 05:21

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

MondayHotDog posted:

I'm not a nerd, Sasha.

Nerds are smart.

The sum of the square root of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. :pseudo:

# ? Sep 6, 2014 05:27

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

Who needs the infinite compassion of Ganesha when I've got Dr. Hibbert and Principal Skinner staring at me from Principal's World and an empty picture frame with their dead eyes? :negative:

# ? Sep 6, 2014 05:47

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Hehe, yep, that's what they all say. They all say,"Who needs the infinite compassion of Ganesha when I've got Dr. Hibbert and Principal Skinner staring at me from Principal's World and an empty picture frame with their dead eyes?" :smug:

# ? Sep 6, 2014 06:01

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BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Jerusalem posted:

Hehe, yep, that's what they all say. They all say,"Who needs the infinite compassion of Ganesha when I've got Dr. Hibbert and Principal Skinner staring at me from Principal's World and an empty picture frame with their dead eyes?"

Boh!

# ? Sep 6, 2014 06:15

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