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MondayHotDog posted:Pass me another hunk of co-pilot. Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 05:16 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 09:05 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Pass me another hunk of co-pilot. You fly-boys crack me up!
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 05:59 |
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Jerusalem posted:No thanks to the plane. Don't thank me. Thank THE ROD.
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 08:49 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Don't thank me. Thank THE ROD. SKEESIX HAS ONE HOUR TO LIVE!
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 08:54 |
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Jerusalem posted:
You have twenty-four hours to live. Well, twenty-two. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long.
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 08:59 |
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Those tall ships really lifted the nation's spirits after Watergate.
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 11:45 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You have twenty-four hours to live. Play "It's Raining Men"!
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 12:21 |
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Jerusalem posted:
Is this the end of zombie skeesix?
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 12:30 |
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Jerusalem posted:Play "It's Raining Men"! Didn't Jerusalem seem a bit..."festive" to you?
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 13:28 |
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Jerusalem posted:Play "It's Raining Men"! Not anymore, it ain't!
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 14:04 |
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Eww. This place has got old-man stink! (I bought this immediately, and you should, too.)
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 14:24 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You have twenty-four hours to live. For the last time, the ventriloquist goes to heaven but the dummy doesn't!
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 14:38 |
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:For the last time, the ventriloquist goes to heaven but the dummy doesn't! All the little posters in TVIV are SOB's
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:36 |
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Sasha aint ratchet posted:All the little posters in TVIV are SOB's
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:49 |
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Sasha aint ratchet posted:All the little posters in TVIV are SOB's Sasha, you've become a real boy!
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:57 |
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Applewhite posted:Sasha, you've become a real boy! Father, give me legs...
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 17:12 |
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Class3KillStorm posted:Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip! Shut up, brain! I got friends now. I don't need you any more!
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 20:20 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Shut up, brain! I got friends now. I don't need you any more! My prices are so low, you'll think I suffered brain damage!
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 20:23 |
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I thought that said brain hemorrhages
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 20:26 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:My prices are so low, you'll think I suffered brain damage!
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 23:09 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Shut up, brain! I got friends now. I don't need you any more! Well, well. Look who's come crawling back.
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 23:39 |
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Spectacle Rock posted:I thought that said brain hemorrhages I must be getting forgetful in my old age. Open the glove compartment and fetch me my brain medicine.
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 00:01 |
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Red posted:Eww. All right! I've been waiting nine years to get my frisbee back. Aw! I actually bought a rare used book on Amazon that I had been looking for for 28 years...
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 00:24 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I must be getting forgetful in my old age. Open the glove compartment and fetch me my brain medicine. This is an authentic Hullabalooza ticket! For authentic refreshment, eat Clark Bar! And for totally outrageous class rings, it's Josten's! Goooooooo, JOSTEN'S!
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 00:26 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I must be getting forgetful in my old age. Open the glove compartment and fetch me my brain medicine. I gets me brain medicine from the National 'ealth!
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 00:31 |
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Jorghnassen posted:I actually bought a rare used book on Amazon that I had been looking for for 28 years... EGGHEAD LIKES HIS BOOKY-WOOK!
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 00:35 |
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IMJack posted:Well, well. Look who's come crawling back. You'll be back! And so will you! And you! And you.
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 01:07 |
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:EGGHEAD LIKES HIS BOOKY-WOOK! These are the only friends I need, Locus Fart Hell - grown up nerds like Gore Vidal. And even he's kissed more boys than I ever will...
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 01:55 |
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:EGGHEAD LIKES HIS BOOKY-WOOK! Well, if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his NERD lessons
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:06 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You'll be back! And so will you! And you!
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:06 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You'll be back! And so will you! And you!
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:31 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You'll be back! And so will you! And you!
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 02:43 |
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Lady, you're gorgeous.
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 04:35 |
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Sasha aint ratchet posted:Well, if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his NERD lessons I'm not a nerd, Sasha. Nerds are smart.
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 04:58 |
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Sasha aint ratchet posted:Well, if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his NERD lessons Sasha, nerds are nothing to fear. In fact, they've done some pretty memorable things. Some nerds of note include...popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher, rock star David Byrne, and Supreme Court Justice David Souter.
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 05:00 |
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MondayHotDog posted:I'm not a nerd, Sasha. As a jock, it's my duty to give nerds a hard time. TMMadman posted:Sasha, nerds are nothing to fear. In fact, they've done some pretty memorable things. Some nerds of note include...popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher, rock star David Byrne, and Supreme Court Justice David Souter. Hey buddy! Did you get a load of the nerd!?
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 05:21 |
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MondayHotDog posted:I'm not a nerd, Sasha. The sum of the square root of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 05:27 |
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Who needs the infinite compassion of Ganesha when I've got Dr. Hibbert and Principal Skinner staring at me from Principal's World and an empty picture frame with their dead eyes?
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 05:47 |
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Hehe, yep, that's what they all say. They all say,"Who needs the infinite compassion of Ganesha when I've got Dr. Hibbert and Principal Skinner staring at me from Principal's World and an empty picture frame with their dead eyes?"
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 06:01 |
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Jerusalem posted:Hehe, yep, that's what they all say. They all say,"Who needs the infinite compassion of Ganesha when I've got Dr. Hibbert and Principal Skinner staring at me from Principal's World and an empty picture frame with their dead eyes?" Boh!
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 06:15 |