CuckQuest+: A Tale of Five Guys and a Lady? {read the OP}

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literally a hog: Jan 5, 2006; Mandarrrrrk! Bring me the head of Dexter and Dee Dee shall forever be yours!

Iridium posted:

clickbait blog network posts blog-appropriate clickbait. we are surprised by this?

No, not at all.

# ? Sep 5, 2014 14:26

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# ? May 2, 2024 02:25

THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

Baller Time posted:

The last time I went to 4chan was just 4 months ago, and back then the replies would have been in favor of that post (still without actually following through). Weird to see it going 180°

/v/ hates video games very seriously and there are bigger fish to fry

# ? Sep 5, 2014 14:27

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

THE PENETRATOR posted:

Pls take down, every pic, including the hulkster balls

# ? Sep 5, 2014 14:27

Slanderer: May 6, 2007

limaCAT posted:

https://twitter.com/Videogames73/status/507395192098660352

haha they will believe anything

# ? Sep 5, 2014 14:28

Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

Slanderer posted:

haha they will believe anything

im p sure more troll twitter wall-o-texts have been posted itt than actual SJW wall-o-texts

# ? Sep 5, 2014 14:32

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Tei posted:

I want to make a low-effort game based on this. but I am too lazy to even raise my arm to the keyboard.

Anyway heres the idea:

One Dimensional Sandbox

Made in HTML.

On the screen (that is painted dark blue) you see a bright gray line and a dot. You can move that dot to the left of the right.

Using HTML5 audio api, the page generate a audio landscape based on what is on the landscape.

On the bottom of the page theres some buttons:

[PLAY VICTIM]
[DIG DEEPER]
[TROLL]
[KILL EVERYTHING]

If you uses Play Victim, you change the "landscape", so the final aural scape will change. Using play victim will seed a "baby cryiing" audio in that point.
Dig Deeper will seed cave sounds.
Troll will seed fire sounds.
Kill Everything will remove all sounds around the nearby area and replace it by forest sounds or the original sounds (beach, forest, city)

You will be able to move in this 1D landscape. So every 300ms javascript will recalculate the audio landscape based on what nearby sounds exist. The whole landscape will connect in the borders, so the topology will be a circle.

I will use HTTP_REFERER to detect the forum source. SA users will have a extra button to say "GET OUT". Reddit users will be able to say "BAZINGA!". Users will be able to see each other in this aural landscape.

So I have a well defined idea, that only require some HTML and a bit of server side to store the aural landscape "tiles".

I've got a better game for you.
http://www.wonder-tonic.com/wolf1d/

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 14:36 on Sep 5, 2014

# ? Sep 5, 2014 14:33

horriblePencilist: Oct 18, 2012; It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?

Also keep in mind that people didn't leak Zoe's nude as much as find them on a public site that she complied with.
Also people leak nudes on 4chan because it's a popular site where you can post anonymously, not because it's a hotspot to suppress women. Jesus.

# ? Sep 5, 2014 14:38

poptart_fairy: Apr 8, 2009; by R. Guyovich

i shall take photos of my crotch and upload them onto an online account what's the worst that can happen

# ? Sep 5, 2014 14:39

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

poptart_fairy posted:

i shall take photos of my crotch and upload them onto an online account what's the worst that can happen

World War III and nuclear holocaust.

# ? Sep 5, 2014 14:43

poptart_fairy: Apr 8, 2009; by R. Guyovich

Paladinus posted:

World War III and nuclear holocaust.

that's a pretty cheap blow dude :saddowns:

# ? Sep 5, 2014 14:44

Forums Barber: Jan 5, 2011

DrPlump posted:

Everyone watch Gene in "Stir Crazy" quite an excellent film. Use images from this film to make macros and madeupfred will reply to Anita with them.

# ? Sep 5, 2014 14:44

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

DrPlump posted:

madeupfred is a legit stalker killer.
madeupfred for gbs mod!

madeupfred for TVIV mod :getin:

# ? Sep 5, 2014 14:51

Tei: Feb 19, 2011

Paladinus posted:

I've got a better game for you.
http://www.wonder-tonic.com/wolf1d/

1D games has been done before. But they still rely on monotonous 2D cues, or cues that make sense in 2D universes. I think I can do better by using aural cues. 1D + Stereo = 3D.

If a flawed person like ZQ was able to make that HTML game and put it in steam I don't see why somebody like me can't. Except I can't hardly have my hand over the keyboard to type the required html to make it happen. If I fail, ZQ is better than me.

Tei fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Sep 5, 2014

# ? Sep 5, 2014 14:51

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

horriblePencilist posted:

^^ Zoe saw that video from madeupfred and is literally shaking right now. Authorities have been alerted.

I didn't know we've gotten to the point where 4chan rounds up female developers and journalists and shoots them down.

"Liberal Christian" crying about persecution

# ? Sep 5, 2014 14:56

Slanderer: May 6, 2007

EugeneJ posted:

"Liberal Christian" crying about persecution

hey cuck you buddy

# ? Sep 5, 2014 14:58

house of the dad: Jul 4, 2005

somehow I'm not moved by people mewling "have you no empathy" in regards to a person who (under their stupid definition) raped her boyfriend and whose worst life events happen to her on twitter

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:02

CCrew: Nov 5, 2007

Holy poo poo 384 pages? At this point you guys are more obsessed with this than the weird nerds who reaction sent death threats.

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:03

WilltheMagicAsian: Dec 11, 2011

Many tales will be told of the first game journalist who was beheaded, just for covering a Madden launch party.

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:04

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

CCrew posted:

Holy poo poo 384 pages? At this point you guys are more obsessed with this than the weird nerds who reaction sent death threats.

Its a cripple fight.
Both sides are retarded as gently caress, cant see they are retarded, and are fighting in front of everyone.

Better than TV any time.

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:06

Radical: Apr 6, 2011

CCrew posted:

Holy poo poo 384 pages? At this point you guys are more obsessed with this than the weird nerds who reaction sent death threats.

lol i dont think you fully appreciate how invested twitter is in this

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:12

Sephiroth_IRA: Mar 31, 2010

This thread has given me a long overdue break from the US politics thread so I'm happy for it.

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:14

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

CCrew posted:

Holy poo poo 384 pages? At this point you guys are more obsessed with this than the weird nerds who reaction sent death threats.

You forgot the :gas:

smiley, I want my money back! :argh:

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:15

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

You'll want to be sure to take the phrase "Republican Gay" in lieu of "Cuck" back with you when you return.

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:15

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:21

horriblePencilist: Oct 18, 2012; It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?

EugeneJ posted:

So that's how STDs work

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:24

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

A boyfriend now, eh? Can't wait for The Cuckening II blog.

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:31

SirPhoebos: Dec 10, 2007; WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

THE PENETRATOR posted:

/v/ hates video games very seriously and there are bigger fish to fry

Like what? Speculating on whether Ridley will be in the new Smash Brothers?

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:31

THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:31

THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

SirPhoebos posted:

Like what? Speculating on whether Ridley will be in the new Smash Brothers?

yes

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:32

THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

horriblePencilist posted:

So that's how STDs work

you can ONLY catch HPV from pigskin-to-skin contact

-- zoe quinn, on SA

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:33

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

Anal Papist posted:

Noted games shitposter Dominic White keeping up the good fight. I really hope he has one of those muscly woman wrestles me fetish, and isn't just trying to out beta antony burch.

for some reason its not surprising to me that dominic white somehow also finds time to tweet about video games

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:34

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

limaCAT posted:

Guys, stop launching bots at twitter, you assholes!

WIN WHAT? WHAT IS THERE TO WIN?

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:37

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

The lols just keep on comin

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:39

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

You can only fight the twitter war, you can never win it. Every twitter soldier knows this

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:41

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

horriblePencilist posted:

Douchebag australian show condemns sexism in gaming culture while conveniently ignoring every reason why the backlash exists in the first place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWv-Hstuk8k

Comments: Disabled

lmao echoes

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:41

Carol Pizzamom: Jul 13, 2006; a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

Arian_Samurai posted:

WIN WHAT? WHAT IS THERE TO WIN?

veni, vidi, videogames

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:46

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

Baller Time posted:

The last time I went to 4chan was just 4 months ago, and back then the replies would have been in favor of that post (still without actually following through). Weird to see it going 180�

Oldfags must be running the show since current Anons probably couldn't run an ops like this. The fact that /pol/ had a hand in this too makes it all the more hilarious

# ? Sep 5, 2014 15:46