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Lank posted:In honor of tonight's Green Bay vs Seattle opener, the start of the NFL season, my discovery of the Farthouse, and the recent music chat...I hesitantly present to you a parody I did of Adele's "Someone Like You" that I recorded immediately after the Fail Mary in 2012, the last time these two godforsaken teams met. Jesus Christ, Lank. No apologies necessary, you were great. 
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Lank posted:In honor of tonight's Green Bay vs Seattle opener, the start of the NFL season, my discovery of the Farthouse, and the recent music chat...I hesitantly present to you a parody I did of Adele's "Someone Like You" that I recorded immediately after the Fail Mary in 2012, the last time these two godforsaken teams met. You've been replaced, nrr. You can go in a corner and goatse yourself out of shame Seriously this owns. Welcome to our humble Farthaus, Lank. You'll fit in just fine. And here is my comic welcoming back football. Let the pain wash away, friends and Farters http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/let-the-pain-wash-away/ (By the way Ehud, I added FART to the OP) Febreeze fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Sep 4, 2014 |
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Sep 4, 2014 15:41
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 Thanks gents. I'll be sure to do another one when the first appropriately ridiculous event occurs this season.Ehud: I don't know what it means to add a thing to a FART but it sounds fun so add away
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Sep 4, 2014 16:33
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You guys are talented as gently caress, and I hate all of you strictly out of jealousy. Well done, Lank!
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Lank posted:
It means put it on the blog: http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/
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Febreeze posted:
Thanks buddy! Lank posted:
It's our website for FARTing. It's a place where we can write stuff, draw stuff, sing stuff, etc. We have a ton of talent and funny people here and it's a spot where goons can hopefully get some exposure for all the neat football things they create. http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com Basically you register an account, I give you contributor rights, you can go in and write/post whatever, then it gets posted on the internet. In your case if you don't want to make the post, I can write it for you and give you credit however you like. By the way guys, we had 983 page views on the site yesterday, and we've hit almost 3000 views since it went live. A lot of the traffic is just goons right now, but we are also getting linked on weird private forums that I can't access, some people found it on Google and Facebook, and even an RSS feed (lol people still use those?)
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Ehud, you (and anyone else really) can always use any of my stuff for whatever as long as you credit me for whatever my contribution was.
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Febreeze posted:And here is my comic welcoming back football. Let the pain wash away, friends and Farters I was expecting it to end with the dad coming back and the kid ignoring him because football is back also Chilichimp posted:
I am pretty sure the entire premise was just a set up to do that joke
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Sep 4, 2014 17:26
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I laughed so hard at the last one.
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Chilichimp posted:Volk, I don't know if you've tried to sing this or not, but this verse is about the most fun I've had singing in a decade. If I could nail the "with Jerry Jones" part, I'd probably have had a lot more fun with it. My singing voice is more suited for the "No one protected him, they just piss-tested him" part.
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Sep 4, 2014 17:56
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FART breaking news: Ray Lewis arrested for murder! http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2014/09/04/ray-lewis-arrested-murder/ Ehud J. Goonington reports!
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Sep 4, 2014 20:06
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Ehud posted:FART breaking news: Ray Lewis arrested for murder! I like it.
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JT Jag posted:This is an awful Onion-y article. Yeah every time I get inspired it's fake news Onion-y stuff. Decided to stop fighting and just go with it.
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Ehud posted:“He was always one step ahead of us. One week he was in Baltimore, the next he was in Cincinnati. This is indescribably brilliant
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Sep 4, 2014 20:21
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Mel Mudkiper posted:This is indescribably brilliant Seconded. If you wanna take this bastard into Onionville, I am beyond down. I gotta work til 1am tonight but I can hammer out something after work I'm sure.
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cucka posted:Seconded. If you wanna take this bastard into Onionville, I am beyond down. I gotta work til 1am tonight but I can hammer out something after work I'm sure. Yeah I might look at making the emails article a weekly thing. I already have an idea for next week's "theme"
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Sep 4, 2014 20:42
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I'll get something together and msg you if I ever finish it Ehud.
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Febreeze posted:You've been replaced, nrr. You can go in a corner and goatse yourself out of shame This is legitimately my new favorite TDP strip, I about keeled over at that last panel.
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Lank, that was loving awesome, welcome to the farthouse. So now we've got a pianist and a guitarist... No.... Novermber Rain? ps. febreeze, suck it. youre gonna get goatse'd by the giants every time you watch them play this year anyway. pps.  your cry me a rivers is coming, you rear end in a top hat. slowly, but it's coming. football is back gently caress YES
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Sep 4, 2014 21:40
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What is it that the statue has in its hand?
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Sep 4, 2014 22:30
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Intruder posted:What is it that the statue has in its hand? Ripped up grass 
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Sep 4, 2014 22:53
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So, my girlfriend and I are trying to continue decorating our living room for the fall season. So, she sends me a sketch she drew of what she wants the living room to look like: "Be sure to say it is an amateur drawing"
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Thanks to Lank for letting me post his beautiful song on FART  http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2014/09/04/a-song-for-troubled-green-bay-packers-fans/
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Hockles posted:So, my girlfriend and I are trying to continue decorating our living room for the fall season. So, she sends me a sketch she drew of what she wants the living room to look like: Wow Cundiff got 14 field goals, that must be a record.
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Ehud posted:Thanks to Lank for letting me post his beautiful song on FART I just listened to this for the first time and wow that's amazing.
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Febreeze posted:Russell stays in the pocket oh my god he's adorable
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quote:making a zoroastrian themed religion around marshawn lynch being ahura mazda and the angra mainyu being roger goodell who wants in I may issue a challenge for this but I will be writing this poo poo
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(this was an attempt at recording that sucked)
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Lank posted:In honor of tonight's Green Bay vs Seattle opener, the start of the NFL season, my discovery of the Farthouse, and the recent music chat...I hesitantly present to you a parody I did of Adele's "Someone Like You" that I recorded immediately after the Fail Mary in 2012, the last time these two godforsaken teams met. Late on this but awesome job. Really enjoyed it!
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Ehud, I did a small thing about Packers/Seahawks. let me know what you think. Due to work, prime-time games are the ones I'll get to watch or listen to most. So I might have some real #HOTTAKES E: And I have something I might, if i have time, do after the Lions game Monday. Not a writing thing. Developing ideas for a week in review kinda thing. If the more talented musical talents ITT (AKA, not me) want to get in on it, just PM me. Idea I have in mind is league wide, focused on one storyline or another. planning to make use of league photos. cucka fucked around with this message at 13:44 on Sep 5, 2014 |
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Air tight reasons the Seahawks are not going to repeat as champions. Suck it homers. http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2014/09/reasons-the-seattle-seahawks-will-not-win-the-super-bowl-in-2015.html
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Febreeze posted:Air tight reasons the Seahawks are not going to repeat as champions. Suck it homers. "As it turns out, the 2012 prophesy did not refer to the year, but to the 20 12th man fans you know who won’t shut up." That is loving brilliant.
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Hey so, gather round. Or something. For a while now, I've been looking for a way to roll Too Much Mustard up into something larger — that way it was more of a part than the whole, and I could contribute to an overall effort instead of just being the main focus. Aaand thanks to Ehud and FART, I think I'm done looking: http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2014/09/05/too-much-mustardthe-boredom-of-richard-sherman/ FART will be the new home for TMM, so future updates will be going there instead of to my personal site. I'll figure out what to do with said personal site sometime down the line, but in the meantime it isn't going anywhere. Thanks, y'all.
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Febreeze posted:Air tight reasons the Seahawks are not going to repeat as champions. Suck it homers. I really want to see the Seahawks lose, but dude, that article. woof quote:Hot take, EATDATPUSSY445. I’m sorry 444 people took the username EATDATPUSSY before you got to it. Seems like after 3 or 4 EATDAYPUSSYs get taken you’d want to find a new name, but whatever floats your boat. 
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Toaster Beef posted:Hey so, gather round. Or something. Some Seahawk fan needs to turn that last panel into an avatar.  Great work as always, TB.
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Toaster Beef posted:Hey so, gather round. Or something. Incredibly excited to have you posting on FART, my man!
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I feel like Sherman covering third and fourth receivers all game because he won't switch sides of the field needs to be made fun of as well if the Seahawks keep doing that.
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IcePhoenix posted:I feel like Sherman covering third and fourth receivers all game because he won't switch sides of the field needs to be made fun of as well if the Seahawks keep doing that. Why? It's a goddamn amazing strategy, you have Sherman locking down a third to a half of the field by himself. Whether he's doing it by reputation, or skill it's cut off from use. You then are allowing the other DB/LB's to cover the rest of the field. Oh and in that rest of the Field you have Earl loving Thomas roaming around. Teams become predictable, when they can only throw to one side of the field. That is the Beauty of the Seahawks defense.
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Toaster Beef posted:Hey so, gather round. Or something.
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