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Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.
I would have to say no, I don't find it very funny, but again my sense of humour isn't that refined.

But lemme say this, I like that you people have some sense of ethics about racism and death threats.


-Missartaq

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Paper With Lines
Aug 21, 2013

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
do you know about LF?

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.
Can you give me a little more to go on than LF, please?

-Missartaq

influx.
Dec 16, 2007

Nice pants!
The gift that keeps on giving.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


influx. posted:

The gift that keeps on giving.

I too am excited that Missartaq has decided to stick around and :justpost: on our forums! I'm sure Missartaq will achieve forum superstar status very quickly, rising to the top of the pool of superb posters.

Missartaq, I forgot to attend SpaceCourt, what was said? What was done? How was the Goonjustice doled out exactly?

-Otacon

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.
First of, sorry still don't know what LF (the gift the keeps on giving) means.

But if I should guess I would go for:

Liquid Fart, first the tones of the beautiful music and the vibrating cheeks, then the lovely aroma filling your nose, followed by the running warm poo poo in your drawers, witch leaves a memory for several days.

No? Yearh well I give up....

Second of, space court.

OMG you should have been there it was absolutely beautiful.

They had appointed me with a cut throat layer that with (spot on military precision) spoke my case, asking questions left and right to get Rudi's character flaws known to the jury. At that point I really saw a chance of me actually winning. And then Rudi's layer started his deposition, and OH MAN WHAT A DUMB rear end oval office he was, starting out by telling the court that it was a waste of time, and it shouldn't be allowed. So I think that kinda sealed the deal in my favour.

All of it seasoned with jokes about cats, goats, pancakes and hmmm forgot that last thing they made me say (Oh btw, are you people releasing a mix of it at one point?).

But all in all I had a great time listening in and like I said earlier, didn't even know that eve could be so much fun.

That kinda brings me back to the point that I did win, and was promised my stuff back, how fare along are that promise???

-Missartaq

Missartaq fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Sep 6, 2014

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
what the goddamn gently caress are you talking about :confused:

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.

Fathis Munk posted:

what the goddamn gently caress are you talking about :confused:


I know that answering two earlier posts at the same time would confuse someone.

But if you point out what part you don't understand, I will gladly elaborate it for you.

-Missartaq

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Missartaq posted:

They had appointed me with a cut throat layer that with (spot on military precision) spoke my case, asking questions left and right to get Rudi's character flaws known to the jury. At that point I really saw a chance of me actually winning. And then Rudi's layer started his deposition, and OH MAN WHAT A DUMB rear end oval office he was, starting out by telling the court that it was a waste of time, and it shouldn't be allowed. So I think that kinda sealed the deal in my favour.

That kinda brings me back to the point that I did win, and was promised my stuff back, how fare along are that promise???

-Missartaq

Should have had the 7 layer bean burrito working your case.

Your stuff would already be back by now.

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.
I didn't have much of a choice in the matter of choosing a layer, but I'm very happy with the one I got, he did a great job.

I don't really think that it's up to him to return my stuff. So I can just hope that Rudi will uphold the courts decision, and give back what once was mine.

-Missartaq

nelson
Apr 12, 2009
College Slice
I thought the trial notice was just a joke but apparently they decided to have some fun with it. Anyway, somethingawful.com is a comedy website. These forums are not eve space guild forums. If you want the :10bux: to not go to waste I suggest checking out the goons with spoons sub forum, probably the most useful sub forum on the site. It won't get you into a space guild but there are some quite tasty recipes so you can eat well. Also, signing your posts is a faux pas here.

nelson fucked around with this message at 11:57 on Sep 6, 2014

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.
Thanx for the info (I kinda figured that out by myself), I have been poking around in that (and a couple of other forums), and there are some really great information for "new" players.

-Missartaq

Beer Hall Putz
Sep 10, 2005

Unpleasent snacking
Message Glomps in game and I'll arrange for your belongings to be returned.

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.
I will do that after DT, thanx.

-Missartaq

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.

Cakes posted:

Message Glomps in game and I'll arrange for your belongings to be returned.

The EVE server is back up, any idea when you might be online?

-Missartaq

Beer Hall Putz
Sep 10, 2005

Unpleasent snacking
I'm going to be fairly busy for the next few hours, but you have mail.

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.

Cakes posted:

I'm going to be fairly busy for the next few hours, but you have mail.

Answered....

-Missartaq

Moral_Hazard
Aug 21, 2012

Rich Kid of Insurancegram
Did Space Court tell you to keep signing posts?

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.

MoraleHazard posted:

Did Space Court tell you to keep signing posts?

Hmmm, nope.

-Missartaq

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Missartaq posted:

Hmmm, nope.

-Missartaq

I am majorly uncertain who is making these posts.

-Missartaq

aa35199
Sep 1, 2014

MorsAnima posted:

And now you're just a glorious j4g.

drat I have been found out! My plan to to grind a few months in SA and then another 3-4 months grinding learning skills, and I could've actually started playing eve by April 2015, as a newbie.

I will never have robot legs :saddowns:

aa35199 fucked around with this message at 15:52 on Sep 6, 2014

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Jesus no one could be that dense and gullible this is Narciss or some one :whoptc:

Also did you goons actually hold a mock trial ? :laffo:

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

Fathis Munk posted:

Jesus no one could be that dense and gullible this is Narciss or some one :whoptc:

Also did you goons actually hold a mock trial ? :laffo:

This was at least the second or third trial. Goon Justice is swift but fair.

Moral_Hazard
Aug 21, 2012

Rich Kid of Insurancegram

Missartaq posted:

Hmmm, nope.

-Missartaq

That's curious.

-Misstarq

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

aa35199 posted:

drat I have been found out! My plan to to grind a few months in SA and then another 3-4 months grinding learning skills, and I could've actually started playing eve by April 2015, as a newbie.

I will never have robot legs :saddowns:
Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahah. oh no, no robot legs. no. and your plan seemed so innocuous and innocent.

do you remember bob?

Welcome to somethingawful.


-fuckbiscuits errday-

Also, was there a transcript or recording of this trial, don`t dicktease fellas.

staberind fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Sep 6, 2014

Baiku
Oct 25, 2011

phrasing

-Phrasing

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Missartaq posted:

I didn't have much of a choice in the matter of choosing a layer, but I'm very happy with the one I got, he did a great job.

I don't really think that it's up to him to return my stuff. So I can just hope that Rudi will uphold the courts decision, and give back what once was mine.

-Missartaq

Did your "w" key stop working or was your space court layered like a cake? I'm just asking because I like cake.

-A. Dolt

Qwad
May 1, 2006

Otacon posted:

i am the OPs friend in goonwaffe, so I will volunteer as tribute and vouch for him




there is your vouch OP, enjoy being in goonwaffe, remember to submit an application in game within 1 hour or else it will expire!!!!!

If he didn't use this I will! Is it too late to use this?

-Misstarq

Bloodborne
Sep 24, 2008

Cao Ni Ma posted:

I remember way back when that the EVE thread started with something like :siren: If your account isnt 3+ months old and you havent been actively posting please dont bother applying :siren:. J4Gs still went in completely oblivious to the rules. So no, it will never stop as long as EVE exists.

Way back? It happens to this very day.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I don't even need to play eve anymore, all the funny poo poo happens here.

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please
Bye
From: Missartaq
Sent: 2014.09.07 15:02
To: Scooter McCabe,

Hey there.

Just wanted to let you know that im out, I tryed, but i can't start over its just too hosed up.

Yearh yearh i know, im a pussy, but after 1 yearh of low level poo poo, i really cant see myself doing it all over.

That scam was to hard a blow.

Im gonna train untill my subscription runs out.

Best regards

Miss

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


Train.

-Train.

wtftastic
Jul 24, 2006

"In private, we will be mercifully free from the opinions of imbeciles and fools."

Missartaq posted:

I know that answering two earlier posts at the same time would confuse someone.

But if you point out what part you don't understand, I will gladly elaborate it for you.

-Missartaq

LOL so random! Love your sense of humor fellow goon! Looking forward to seeing more posts from you.

-thomasbrady

MorsAnima
Nov 29, 2010
I just feel completely shit on. These changes won't make a cat in hell's difference.

Scooter_McCabe posted:

Bye
From: Missartaq
Sent: 2014.09.07 15:02
To: Scooter McCabe,

Hey there.

Just wanted to let you know that im out, I tryed, but i can't start over its just too hosed up.

Yearh yearh i know, im a pussy, but after 1 yearh of low level poo poo, i really cant see myself doing it all over.

That scam was to hard a blow.

Im gonna train untill my subscription runs out.

Best regards

Miss

Oh no! This is all just a giant misunderstanding!

Mail Bhane Celesto ingame, I'll get you in and your stuff back. These morons have ran this joke too far!

-Missar 'Mistake' Taq.

Edit - https://goonfleet.com/index.php/topic/137223-newbees-introduce-yourselves-here/page-58#entry7420438 Toplel. This guy is optimistic!

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.

MorsAnima posted:

Oh no! This is all just a giant misunderstanding!

Mail Bhane Celesto ingame, I'll get you in and your stuff back. These morons have ran this joke too far!

-Missar 'Mistake' Taq.

Edit - https://goonfleet.com/index.php/topic/137223-newbees-introduce-yourselves-here/page-58#entry7420438 Toplel. This guy is optimistic!

Keep the stuff, I lost interest in this game and I'm moving on.

MrBims
Sep 25, 2007

by Ralp

Missartaq posted:

Keep the stuff, I lost interest in this game and I'm moving on.

-Missartaq

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Good EVE is a horrible game and goons just did you a favor. That 10 bucks were well spent, dont let anyone say otherwise.

-ÃHÄãÂè

Deadclown
Aug 1, 2014

Internet spaceship game is serious business.

-Missartaq

Moral_Hazard
Aug 21, 2012

Rich Kid of Insurancegram
Forget about eve, stay here and enjoy the forums. You won't regret spending those :10bux:.

-Missartaq

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Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Missartaq posted:

Keep the stuff, I lost interest in this game and I'm moving on.

Sad to hear, just in case you're changing your mind in a couple of years, I suggest not biomassing your characters. Also I'm willing to take everything you have left for safekeeping. Contract your stuff to Grolb Gorbatz in-game and I promise I'll give it back if you ever come back.

Edit:

Oh, and enjoy the forums in the meanwhile.

-R. Llot

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