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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

:lol: at the copyright notice

don't think that applies to stolen videos

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Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.


rubber tits :(

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

how did i just know the naked famous lady thread would have people whining about lena dunham

you stay classy, internet males

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo

DrPlump posted:

Perhaps the Mckayla Maroney photos were taken during the 2012 London Olympics. If so they would actually be legal under British law which only requires 16 years of age.

We wont know for sure until they arrest her and take additional photographs of her genitals for evidence comparison purposes.

Not true actually. The age of consent here may be 16 years old but the age for pornography is 18.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

juche mane posted:

Well the new Jennifer Lawrence screen caps sure are nice

http://imgur.com/a/RdsgH :nsfw: :nws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hgw_RD_1_5I

Ogive
Dec 22, 2002

by Lowtax

Not gonna lie, I clicked on every picture in this thread in the hopes that it was goatse.

E: Also I love how the SJW contingent has completely outpaced posts about the original leak. Keep on whining, you loving losers, I'm sure someone, somehow will actually care about your worthless opinion. (also JLaw will not sleep with you).

Ogive fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Sep 6, 2014

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

:lol: at the copyright notice

don't think that applies to stolen videos

That's a twitter handle, grandpa

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

OMGVBFLOL posted:

how did i just know the naked famous lady thread would have people whining about lena dunham

you stay classy, internet males

thanks lena

The Dissonant
Jul 24, 2008

Just another disposable hero.

OMGVBFLOL posted:

how did i just know the naked famous lady thread would have people whining about lena dunham

you stay classy, internet males

i would prefer if you said "internet men". it's less clinical and objectifying. thanks

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



The Dissonant posted:

i would prefer if you said "internet men". it's less clinical and objectifying. thanks

respect my pronouns, plz

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Ogive posted:

Not gonna lie, I clicked on every picture in this thread in the hopes that it was goatse.

E: Also I love how the SJW contingent has completely outpaced posts about the original leak. Keep on whining, you loving losers, I'm sure someone, somehow will actually care about your worthless opinion. (also JLaw will not sleep with you).

yeah well I hope you loving die ma'am

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

OMGVBFLOL posted:

how did i just know the naked famous lady thread would have people whining about lena dunham

you stay classy, internet males

Fact: Every post not your own is some combination of whining and/or crying, and people enjoy when you observe this.

Stay fresh, internet :smuggo:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

OMGVBFLOL posted:

how did i just know the naked famous lady thread would have people whining about lena dunham

you stay classy, internet males

Great post, '03

I feel it really adds to the conversation

Well done

Cheers

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Ogive posted:

Also I love how the SJW contingent has completely outpaced posts about the original leak. Keep on whining, you loving losers, I'm sure someone, somehow will actually care about your worthless opinion. (also JLaw will not sleep with you).

Are we allowed to be somewhere in the middle, like I think Lena Dunham is dumb and fat but I also think that those responsible for hacking and distributing these pictures are scumbags and the people actually jacking off to them are pathetic creeps. I don't think anybody has been "violated" or "raped" but it does suck for the celebrities that actually care and who have some pretty embarrassing poo poo floating around the internet now.

The Downto Assplay woman was hilarious though.

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Don Tacorleone posted:

Great post, '03

I feel it really adds to the conversation

Well done

Cheers

edgy

So does the downton abby chick never work again or is she about to be the next top thing and get her own realty tv show? Can never tell how these things work.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

1st_Panzer_Div. posted:

edgy

So does the downton abby chick never work again or is she about to be the next top thing and get her own realty tv show? Can never tell how these things work.

Won't impact her professionally at all.

OwlBot 2000
Jun 1, 2009
The media have nowhere mentioned it, so what they say Downtown Abby did is probably just a rumor. You thinke TMZ would make it a cover story if it were true.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

moral of the story is that if you are going to make nudes, make them so extreme that mainstream media doesn't want to touch them

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
She's barely a celebrity man

and her character died on Downton abbey already lol

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
Did she suffocate?

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Kirk Johnson posted:

Did she suffocate?

Lost an eye.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
She fell down a hole.







A bum hole.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

spoilers :(

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

Those can be wiped away.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

OwlBot 2000 posted:

The media have nowhere mentioned it, so what they say Downtown Abby did is probably just a rumor. You thinke TMZ would make it a cover story if it were true.

It's true, she's already acknowledged that's her. And threatened to English-sue the poo poo out of anyone publishing them in the UK press in conjunction with her name, even pixelated or what have you. I think the UK has some really harsh laws regarding libel and slander, so as far as UK papers (the ones with the large readership that knows her name and cares about Downton Abbey) go, she's gotten off very lightly with just a regular shot of her used and a brief mention of her name in the list of people with pictures. In the US papers (the ones with the small readership that knows her name and cares about Downton Abbey) she's hardly mentioned because they'd rather give the space to much-bigger-in-the-US stars like Jennifer Lawrence. And she's done an amazing job keeping the details of her stuff out of the mainstream press. If it's mentioned at all, it's as a "sex tape", not a "begs to sniff butthole, gets a cock in the eye, licks a sack" tape. Not even any sniggering little hints. So, cheers to Lady Felchington and her crack PR team for the spin job on this one. :haw:

Zzulu posted:

She's barely a celebrity man

and her character died on Downton abbey already lol

this man says in few words what I said in many

bonestructure fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Sep 6, 2014

Ogive
Dec 22, 2002

by Lowtax

King Vidiot posted:

Are we allowed to be somewhere in the middle, like I think Lena Dunham is dumb and fat but I also think that those responsible for hacking and distributing these pictures are scumbags and the people actually jacking off to them are pathetic creeps. I don't think anybody has been "violated" or "raped" but it does suck for the celebrities that actually care and who have some pretty embarrassing poo poo floating around the internet now.

No, see that would be what a reasonable adult would do and think, and, as a reasonable opinion to hold, GBS won't have any of that. Instead, why not throw a world-class hissy fit like life is an M:tG match and you're the spergiest one of all? Everyone wins!

(JLaw still won't sleep with you, for those still reading, hth)

naem
May 29, 2011

Downtown assplay Lady felchington

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



naem posted:

Downtown assplay Lady felchington

Would you fancy a spot of tea with your blumpkin sir?

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

I've seen the tits AND the pussy.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

a cop posted:

I've seen the tits AND the pussy.

but have you seen the poosay pics? those are the best ones

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
tits and poosay

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
does anyone have Laci Green noods?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzwYptfRwTg

also, some of the leaked vids of Downtown A-sniffer (see what I did?) are clearly from the other end of a video chat (skype?), so that must mean her boyfriend recorded it.

bad boyfriend. of course, he also turned down a rimjob from a hot brit, so i don't know.

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

brylcreem posted:



also, some of the leaked vids of Downtown A-sniffer (see what I did?) are clearly from the other end of a video chat (skype?), so that must mean her boyfriend recorded it.

bad boyfriend. of course, he also turned down a rimjob from a hot brit, so i don't know.

Pro-tip for wimmins: if boyfriend/husband/gently caress buddy asks for pics or vids then he is going to show them to other people/every other person on the planet.

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
One of the benefits of having a completely average-sized dick is never having the compulsion to send pictures of it to anyone.

R-r-right, guys?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



spudsbuckley posted:

Pro-tip for wimmins: if boyfriend/husband/gently caress buddy asks for pics or vids then he is going to show them to other people/every other person on the planet.

I've always kind of wondered what exactly you would do with sex tapes of yourself. Jerk of to yourself loving your wife? Sounds hot.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Midjack posted:

I've always kind of wondered what exactly you would do with sex tapes of yourself. Jerk of to yourself loving your wife? Sounds hot.

More like exes but yes.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Tuxedo Gin posted:

moral of the story is that if you are going to make nudes, make them so extreme that mainstream media doesn't want to touch them

this didn't work for lena dunham.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I want nudes of the girl in the at&t commercials

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Underneath he has a velvet, yummy tummy you wish you could just stroke and squish all day! Ahh! But on top... On top it's a whole different story... On top he is a scary stiff stabber!
Jessica Alba has a nice rack.

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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

vyst posted:

I want nudes of the girl in the at&t commercials

I'd carry her printer

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