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voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Inco posted:

It's actually headquartered in Japan and the drat store has its own theme song which probably plays non-stop inside every store.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM3t2ie6Yzc

I go there fairly often and Ive never heard that song before

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# ? Sep 6, 2014 06:30

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# ? May 25, 2024 07:07

Caveman Cat: Oct 20, 2012; MAJOR

LLCoolJD posted:

Ugshep.

Caveman Cat has a new favorite as of 06:44 on Sep 6, 2014

# ? Sep 6, 2014 06:35

DoctorWhat: Nov 18, 2011; A little privacy, please?

Caveman Cat posted:

Man, these Loss edits are getting really abstract.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 06:36

Desuwa: Jun 2, 2011; I'm telling my mommy. That pubbie doesn't do video games right!

Literally Esoteric posted:

It would make the sentence unambiguous, even if it would still be confusing. Yes, a serial comma would remove the ambiguity in that sentence. That's what that comma does. That's why it's used.

"Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod, and a dildo collector," is still ambiguous. Is it talking about three people or only two people who are 1) Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and 2) a dildo collector?

# ? Sep 6, 2014 09:44

Sarchasm: Apr 14, 2002; So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

Listen up assholes. Every time you don't use the Oxford comma it has to find work elsewhere as a grocer's apostrophe.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 09:55

CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

# ? Sep 6, 2014 11:01

Kite Pride Worldwide: Apr 20, 2009

Palmersaurus posted:

This one is true, at least :shobon:

# ? Sep 6, 2014 11:05

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

Sarchasm posted:

Will we ever find out what Curry owns ? Is it better than Pizza's kebabs ?

e: or is it "Pizza's kebabs curry is". In which case, what is a kebabs curry ?

# ? Sep 6, 2014 11:28

BonHair: Apr 28, 2007

Istari posted:

Will we ever find out what Curry owns ? Is it better than Pizza's kebabs ?

e: or is it "Pizza's kebabs curry is". In which case, what is a kebabs curry ?

I think the curry just owns.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 11:31

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Istari posted:

Will we ever find out what Curry owns ? Is it better than Pizza's kebabs ?

e: or is it "Pizza's kebabs curry is". In which case, what is a kebabs curry ?

It simply is.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 11:33

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Istari posted:

Will we ever find out what Curry owns ? Is it better than Pizza's kebabs ?

e: or is it "Pizza's kebabs curry is". In which case, what is a kebabs curry ?

Curry is pizza's kebabs. It's not that hard.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 11:38

Aston: Nov 19, 2007; Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay

Palmersaurus posted:

This one sounds like James Bond just killed a baddie with a croissant.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 12:08

a7m2: Jul 9, 2012

Sarchasm posted:

Now I strongly doubt this is the case here, but this would be correct in Dutch if I'm not mistaken.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 12:23

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

Paladinus posted:

Curry is pizza's kebabs. It's not that hard.

But that doesn't explain the possessive apostrophe S on curry.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 12:50

Neurion: Jun 3, 2013; The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

Caveman Cat posted:

Ugshep.

Abominashep.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 13:49

FinalGamer: Aug 30, 2012; So the mystic script says.

Aston posted:

This one sounds like James Bond just killed a baddie with a croissant.

The only way to make the next Bond movie even better is with that line.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 13:51

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

FinalGamer posted:

The only way to make the next Bond movie even better is with that line.

#howisbabbyformed

# ? Sep 6, 2014 14:12

spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

Palmersaurus posted:

I read that as Chandler Bing.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 14:13

SiKboy: Oct 28, 2007; Oh no!😱

Aston posted:

This one sounds like James Bond just killed a baddie with a croissant.

More likely he just slept with a girl named "Joanne Breakfast".

# ? Sep 6, 2014 14:50

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

spog posted:

I read that as Chandler Bing.

Could this omelette BE any more delicious?!

# ? Sep 6, 2014 14:50

bean_shadow: Sep 27, 2005; If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

Say Nothing posted:

The Michelle Duggar Story

# ? Sep 6, 2014 14:51

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Inzombiac posted:

Could this omelette BE any more delicious?!

Could I HAVE a coffee please?

# ? Sep 6, 2014 15:16

Zonekeeper: Oct 27, 2007

Palmersaurus posted:

Gross misuse of quotation marks

Every time I see this mistake, I immediately imagine Dr. Evil saying it while doing his air quotes thing.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 15:30

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Palmersaurus posted:

Looks like all these were written by the headline writers over at BBC News.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 15:59

The Red Queen: Jan 20, 2007; You tricked me!

You said dis place was fun, but it ain't!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Looks like all these were written by the headline writers over at BBC News.

"Tiny puppy 'killed' at event"

I'm all thinking, oh, there's quotes, that means it was maybe just a skit or something? Some kind of promotion for puppy safety?

Nope

# ? Sep 6, 2014 16:06

mcbexx: Jul 4, 2004; British dentistry is
not on trial here!

# ? Sep 6, 2014 17:20

Caveman Cat: Oct 20, 2012; MAJOR

I'm pretty sure the JoJo fanart belongs in a different thread.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 18:49

Adeline Weishaupt: Oct 16, 2013; by Lowtax

I agree, we need a PYF fanart of awesome things. I'd love a thread full of Jojo and Dark Souls fanart.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 19:48

FinalGamer: Aug 30, 2012; So the mystic script says.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 21:11

mungtor: May 3, 2005; Yeah, I hate me too.; Nap Ghost

# ? Sep 6, 2014 21:53

Read Snigfut: Feb 19, 2013; Mostly harmless.

umalt posted:

I agree, we need a PYF fanart of awesome things. I'd love a thread full of Jojo and Dark Souls fanart.

Your wish is (retroactively) granted.

With that said, a great deal of the Jojo and Dark Souls fan art winds up here anyway.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 21:57

1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

Death to all those who don't use the Oxford comma.

# ? Sep 6, 2014 22:49

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

1stGear posted:

Death to all those who don't use the Oxford comma.

How precious, that you live in a country, where idiots, don't overuse, commas, every day.

I seriously get winded when I read those sentences sometimes. Somehow I subconsciously start a new breath every time there's a comma and end up deoxygenated.

# ? Sep 7, 2014 00:54

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Snapchat A Titty posted:

How precious, that you live in a country, where idiots, don't overuse, commas, every day.

I seriously get winded when I read those sentences sometimes. Somehow I subconsciously start a new breath every time there's a comma and end up deoxygenated.

You're killing me.

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# ? Sep 7, 2014 01:00

Jollity Farm: Apr 23, 2010

# ? Sep 7, 2014 01:05

Desuwa: Jun 2, 2011; I'm telling my mommy. That pubbie doesn't do video games right!

mungtor posted:

1stGear posted:

Death to all those who don't use the Oxford comma.

I always use the Oxford comma because it looks more natural, but it is not a get-out-of-ambiguity-free card. You don't remove ambiguity from lists in written English until you use semicolons, which brings up the far worse problem of being that guy who actually uses semicolons.

There are even cases where an Oxford comma can make an unambiguous sentence into an ambiguous one, or at least increase the ambiguity. Re-ordering the Times quotation as an example: "Nelson Mandela, a dildo collector and an 800-year-old deity," is less likely to be misinterpreted than "Nelson Mandela, a dildo collector, and an 800-year-old deity." Nelson Mandela is obviously not an 800-year-old-deity, but it's possible that you just didn't know he moonlighted as a dildo collector.

e: Likewise "JFK, Stalin and the strippers," is unambiguous without using an Oxford comma.

# ? Sep 7, 2014 01:33