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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



The MSJ posted:

I was browsing the iPads on display when suddenly



That's appealing.

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

The MSJ posted:

I was browsing the iPads on display when suddenly



Looks like it's half-off.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
These jokes might lead down a slippery slope.

I Might Be Adam
Jun 12, 2007

Skip the Waves, Syncopate
Forwards Backwards

This is some low hanging fruit.

I Might Be Adam has a new favorite as of 16:02 on Sep 7, 2014

Fred Breakfast
Aug 12, 2003

can we stop going ape over this photo?

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007
These puns drive me bananas. Bananas with a naked man in them. Yeeessssss...

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Ya, these endless puns aren't very appeeling.

Vaginaface
Aug 26, 2013

HEY REI HEY REI,
do vaginaface!
Uhg, just stop. These puns are so ripe they're attracting flies.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007
We should all be punished. PUN..ished. Get it? Puns. They are.. PUNny.

I will PUNch you in the head if your post has a pun in it. \/

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Life sure is unbearable!

Obdicut
May 15, 2012

"What election?"
Bananas kind of look like penises.

Example:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Obdicut posted:

Bananas kind of look like penises.

Example:



Flight of the Navigator getting rebooted? Count me in.

John Liver
May 4, 2009


They make a cream for that now.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Minarch posted:

Life sure is unbearable!

You should have gone with "unberryble" because bananas are berries.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Surveillance has gone too far...

Barbed Tongues
Mar 16, 2012





mcbexx posted:

Surveillance has gone too far...



Darth Jawa? Star Wars is getting weird with Abrams.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless










Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
did somebody order some freedom

did somebody order a drink

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

syscall girl posted:

Flight of the Navigator getting rebooted? Count me in.

I think they misspelled "navigator"

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Rita Repulsa posted:

did somebody order some freedom



You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

Looks like Oboma opened up his clone batch to soon.

Falcon2001
Oct 10, 2004

Eat your hamburgers, Apollo.
Pillbug

Cacafuego posted:

You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker

Don't worry though, you're free to leave.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




I sit like this
almost every day

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Imagine 4 balls on the edge of a cliff...

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice

The sickest ab workout

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Koala Cola
Dec 21, 2005

I am the stone that the builder refused...

Rita Repulsa posted:

did somebody order a drink


is this... art?

Musket
Mar 19, 2008

Apparition posted:

is this... art?

yes.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Imagine 4 balls on the edge of a cliff...

No, that's a different game.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Rita Repulsa posted:

did somebody order a drink


"Barkeep, last time I was here, I was served a really crappy mojito..."

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory


Desuwa posted:

I always use the Oxford comma because it looks more natural, but it is not a get-out-of-ambiguity-free card. You don't remove ambiguity from lists in written English until you use semicolons, which brings up the far worse problem of being that guy who actually uses semicolons.

There are even cases where an Oxford comma can make an unambiguous sentence into an ambiguous one, or at least increase the ambiguity. Re-ordering the Times quotation as an example: "Nelson Mandela, a dildo collector and an 800-year-old deity," is less likely to be misinterpreted than "Nelson Mandela, a dildo collector, and an 800-year-old deity." Nelson Mandela is obviously not an 800-year-old-deity, but it's possible that you just didn't know he moonlighted as a dildo collector.

e: Likewise "JFK, Stalin and the strippers," is unambiguous without using an Oxford comma.

Hey, I don't deny that our language is imperfect regardless, but your comments here are more about your own interpretation based on context than the actual mechanics of language.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

You know, like in the third Matrix movie.



e: except the machine-swarm 4chan face would be wearing a fedora, of course.

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

They say in the article that they spoke to the 4Chan IRC room in question which the chatlogs were taken from. If you weren't ESL you'd probably have figured that out from the context of the headline.

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

ol qwerty bastard posted:

You know, like in the third Matrix movie.



e: except the machine-swarm 4chan face would be wearing a fedora, of course.
M'Neo.

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Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

ol qwerty bastard posted:

You know, like in the third Matrix movie.



e: except the machine-swarm 4chan face would be wearing a fedora, of course.

Is 4chan a fedora-wearing community? Seems more like the type to just spew hatred upon those people. But then, maybe it's ironic hate. Maybe it isn't, who the gently caress knows, it's the hacker known as 4chan.

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