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when is the keynote
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 18:42 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 06:36 |
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tomorrow
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 18:42 |
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poty posted:iphone 6. we really iphoned this one in
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 18:43 |
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i hope they don't have an even bigger one next year not sure how i'm going to fit it into my b hole otherwise
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 18:47 |
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*apple releases a game console*
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 18:51 |
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program666 posted:*apple releases a game console* next apple tv will have an app store and will play flappy bird in big screen, you heard it here first
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 18:52 |
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I've been waiting for the new Apple TV for a long time now
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 18:56 |
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remember when u could hack the appletv and it was just running desktop mac os x and you could even put mini-pcie cards in it
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 18:58 |
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the keynote is just going to be tim walking out on stage, dropping trou, crouching down and grunting until the iphablet falls from between his cheeks
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 19:07 |
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Stymie posted:the keynote is just going to be tim walking out on stage, dropping trou, crouching down and grunting until the iphablet falls from between his cheeks Quoting Stymie
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 19:40 |
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dont
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 19:44 |
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colbylol posted:Quoting Stymie
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 19:51 |
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poty posted:hi post of the year
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 20:13 |
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how do you watch the keynote on winblows
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 20:19 |
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carry on then posted:how do you watch the keynote on winblows u dont. lol
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 20:22 |
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fArt
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 20:35 |
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1st floor
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 20:40 |
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Silver Alicorn posted:cool thanks I think I'm busy all day though qirex posted:I have solid meetings through the keynote so you'll have to without me weird lives itt
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 20:42 |
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theadder posted:weird lives itt we're doing user research and since I'm the person who designed the interface they're testing it's somewhat important that I attend
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 20:43 |
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I'm not going to watch the keynote at all, op
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 20:44 |
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qirex posted:we're doing user research and since I'm the person who designed the interface they're testing it's somewhat important that I attend tell them to get stuffed op
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 20:44 |
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I'm excited. I'm also drinking green tea
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 20:48 |
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theyre going to announce that every phone since the 4S(teve) was a mistake and will go back to just making that
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 20:50 |
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theadder posted:weird lives itt my lil company doesn't give 2 shits about apple
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 20:53 |
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*Tim cuck enters the stage* "Hellow all in the press and all you wannabe bloggers at home. im just thrilled to have spent the last 3 weeks preparing for this bitch idiot show and wasting all of my time that could have been used fighting whatever killed my dad, stefe jorbs" "Now, I want to talk to you a little bit about what it takes to create great products, and then maybe you'll understand what it means to really truly embrace the 'apple way'" "Have you ever heard of the ancient egyptian honor guard?" *confused silence descends the room* "well for those that havent, the egyptians would carefully select the strongest and brightest from the peasantry and pluck them from their mothers as children. tehy were put into rigorous training and at the age of 14, they would chop their testicles off and present them to the pharoah as a sign of devotion" "It was the sacrifice that the state demanded of its closest members and followers..." "...And it's what we are going to begin asking of you, the tech journalists" "You see, because there have been some....leaks...lately. And we're very disappointed in you" *An operating table is rolled onto the stage. on it is a bucket, garden shears, and a mysterious box* "We here at apple swore fealty to steven a long time ago. i think that in his absense some of you have grown lax, petulant even." "In this box is the new iWatch. It will be on sale in 3 weeks, but today I will let you handle it and use it. At a price." "Come forth, all ye faithful and render unto caesar that which is caesars."
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 20:53 |
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i like apple's things, will probably tune in live by using my ipad mini retina (2013) connected to an airport extreme (2012)
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 20:53 |
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Santas Ainol Elf posted:*Tim cuck enters the stage*
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 20:54 |
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tomorrow will be the beginning of the end for sarnsung
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 20:57 |
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all apple.com is now the countdown by default
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 20:58 |
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the Apple Store is down
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 21:21 |
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lol can't wait for the cremnob probation
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 21:22 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEeFNvvR-ng
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 21:23 |
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i can't wait to install quicktime
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 21:29 |
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reminder that if you watch the keynote you are new hitler and playing right into fat capitalist plans hth http://valleywag.gawker.com/how-apple-owns-the-media-1630628325
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 21:48 |
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i will buy the new iphone
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 21:50 |
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mark gurman is a little bitch that needs to be discredited and tarred and maybe even killed
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 21:51 |
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uncurable mlady posted:i will buy the new iphone this, but atv
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 21:52 |
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:post of the year i get it now
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 22:01 |
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mf'in bookmarked
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 22:39 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 06:36 |
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I'm gonna buy the new iphone, maybe even the big new iphone if it's cool, i dunno. can i pre-order it already?
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 22:42 |