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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Ramsey really needs to come up with some new poo poo to say, instead of I would make "the most beautiful blah blah blah"

Seconding wanting to hear "gently caress cooking forever, you guys suck, McDonalds forever" from a losing contestant.

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dovetaile
Jul 8, 2011


Grimey Drawer
Breastfeeding? Leslie, the term is "spoonfeeding".

TrekBek
Mar 27, 2013

slug life

ElGroucho posted:

Ramsey really needs to come up with some new poo poo to say, instead of I would make "the most beautiful blah blah blah"

Once you notice how often he says "stunning," you'll never be able to stop.

Clocks
Oct 2, 2007



TrekBek posted:

Once you notice how often he says "stunning," you'll never be able to stop.

It's perfect for a drinking game.

TrekBek
Mar 27, 2013

slug life
If you want to die.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Leslie the Terminator will now do what needs to be done. Please God.

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

So I'd say 100% chance of Cutter going home now.

J-Spot
May 7, 2002

Uh oh. Too much hubris out of Leslie there. Sets him up for a fall.

Edit: Oooh, corn! Put some salt and pepper on that and you've got yourself a meal!

benisntfunny
Dec 2, 2004
I'm Perfect.

J-Spot posted:

Uh oh. Too much hubris out of Leslie there. Sets him up for a fall.

Yep. That was the game over cut.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Holy poo poo

TrekBek
Mar 27, 2013

slug life
Ha, raising children. Women's work. Not like a manly landman.

J-Spot
May 7, 2002

I do not approve of Graham giving Cutter tips.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Cutter was gonna blow like 20 minutes on a risotto that he'd have to throw out anyway. Because he's a dumbass.

TrekBek
Mar 27, 2013

slug life
Cutter is having his hand held and the fish is still falling apart.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Just want to mention I've been on Team "gently caress that caricature Leslie" since day one

I wish they would eliminate them both

J-Spot
May 7, 2002

The editing on this is sickening.

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

I dont like Cutter but I hate Leslie even more. I really want to see Cutter own Leslies obnoxious rear end but I know it wont happen.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Here comes the tie.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
I wonder if this'll be a tie going into commercial.

Of course it will.

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

Ghostpilot posted:

I wonder if this'll be a tie going into commercial.

Of course it will.

Ooooo they threw you a curveball!

EDIT: It will still end up a tie.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Ghostpilot posted:

I wonder if this'll be a tie going into commercial.

Of course it will.

A tie coming OUT of the commercial. GAME CHANGER!

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

DurosKlav posted:

Ooooo they threw you a curveball!

EDIT: It will still end up a tie.

If Leslie wins without it going to a tie, it'll renew what little faith I had in this show.

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

Ghostpilot posted:

If Leslie wins without it going to a tie, it'll renew what little faith I had in this show.

That will never happen in any fox reality cooking show. Always has to be a tie.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
gently caress how phony this show is sometimes

J-Spot
May 7, 2002

Cutter's chicken did at least look better, so it's not the most obnoxious tie they've ever done.

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

ElGroucho posted:

gently caress how phony this show is sometimes

the chicken on cutter's teriyaki dish was cooked to hell.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
Having to be coached by the judges during a pressure test alone be grounds for elimination.

gently caress yeah, Leslie!

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

No surprise there.

DurosKlav fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Sep 9, 2014

dovetaile
Jul 8, 2011


Grimey Drawer
I can not believe Leslie won this time. He is so loving irritating that I want him off my screen.

TrekBek
Mar 27, 2013

slug life
Well, now the decision is: which one of these three amoral psychopaths will sell the most cookbooks?

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
No job offers I notice.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
Cutter wasn't my favorite person on the show by a longshot, but :respek: on that exit.

Clocks
Oct 2, 2007



TrekBek posted:

Well, now the decision is: which one of these three amoral psychopaths will sell the most cookbooks?

Elizabeth, I reckon.

Anyway, I'm happy -- I'm definitely team Leslie here. Cutter just looked like an incompetent jackass the whole time, I have no clue why they kept him there for so long.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Burn this earth to ashes

This show is so over produced, if they could afford having Yo Yo Ma play a mournful dirge at the end, they absolutely would

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!
gently caress Courtney. Team Leslie.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

TrekBek posted:

Well, now the decision is: which one of these three amoral psychopaths will sell the most cookbooks?

lol, nice

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

Clocks posted:

Elizabeth, I reckon.

Anyway, I'm happy -- I'm definitely team Leslie here. Cutter just looked like an incompetent jackass the whole time, I have no clue why they kept him there for so long.

That would be the reason.

Everyone talks Elizabeth up to be a powerhouse but they havent really been giving her much of an edit to show that. She's just been kind of there.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
I was wondering if they would keep Cutter as a jobber finale opponent for one of the girls.

J-Spot
May 7, 2002

TrekBek posted:

Well, now the decision is: which one of these three amoral psychopaths will sell the most cookbooks?

Elizabeth hasn't exactly come off like an amoral psychopath that I've noticed.

DurosKlav posted:

Everyone talks Elizabeth up to be a powerhouse but they havent really been giving her much of an edit to show that. She's just been kind of there.
She's done really well the entire time but doesn't really have a standout reality show personality. She'll be the one who can actually sell cookbooks because most of the audience hates the other two.

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TrekBek
Mar 27, 2013

slug life

J-Spot posted:

Elizabeth hasn't exactly come off like an amoral psychopath that I've noticed.

She has hate in her eyes. I was seriously worried when she snapped at Courtney, waving that knife around. Just a palpable air of bitterness.

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