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nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EeNelgYan4&t=59s

Be careful Hnasty you were about 20 yards and a slight wobble away from getting the Slavvy treatment

Slavvy posted:

Nah, gently caress sensitive. Guy made a poo poo decision for reasons (presumably idotic ones) and now he's another drop of water in the gigantic barrel marked [BAN BIKES]. I hate poo poo like this because it makes the rest of us look bad. It has no effect on making other riders 'think about road safety' because if they do, they always have and the video just makes them shake their heads in dismay. If they don't, the video won't change their view one way or another. The only thing it does is make people who don't ride abhor the whole thing even more and make it even less likely for rider friendly legislation and popular perception to gain traction.

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HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


You're ok with me Harvard Nasty.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
I was at the Circuit of the Americas track day this weekend. I got a little more experience on my SV, got to take an 899 Panigale around the track for free*, and best of all, I didn't crash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3BX7PTUGhs

*Eurosport Cycle from Fort Worth brought down an 899 Panigale, 1199 Panigale, EBR 1190, and some Aprilia RSV4, and allowed people to sign up to spend a session (20 minutes) on the track at no cost. The only condition was you give them a credit card, and if you had an accident you paid their $1500 deductible. I chose to ride the 899 and thought it was an awesome machine. The only downside was that the person who had it before me returned to the paddock after my session had already started, and then the fuel tank was empty. By the time they got the bike to me, I only had time to do one lap.

-----

Now, this track day was loving expensive, and that in part, meant that the clientele looked a bit more wealthy.

The paddock space I had was shared with a bunch of guys from Mexico who brought up their own personal support truck with mechanic, a few MV Augustas, Ducatis, BMW S1000RRs, and this:


(Bimota Tesi/Vyrus of some sort with all carbon fiber body work)

Our poors bikes:

MetaJew fucked around with this message at 05:47 on Sep 8, 2014

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

nsaP posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EeNelgYan4&t=59s

Be careful Hnasty you were about 20 yards and a slight wobble away from getting the Slavvy treatment

I'm going to assume from this point onward that you're actually like one of those little boys who can't tell a girl they like her so they pull her hair, throw mud et al because I can't puzzle out any other reason you would bother quoting me from a different thread on a different topic about a different person in a different scenario.

I'm not a woman and not available, I'm sorry. I also prefer men with short haircuts.


MetaJew posted:

I was at the Circuit of the Americas track day this weekend. I got a little more experience on my SV, got to take an 899 Panigale around the track for free*, and best of all, I didn't crash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3BX7PTUGhs

*Eurosport Cycle from Fort Worth brought down an 899 Panigale, 1199 Panigale, EBR 1190, and some Aprilia RSV4, and allowed people to sign up to spend a session (20 minutes) on the track at no cost. The only condition was you give them a credit card, and if you had an accident you paid their $1500 deductible. I chose to ride the 899 and thought it was an awesome machine. The only downside was that the person who had it before me returned to the paddock after my session had already started, and then the fuel tank was empty. By the time they got the bike to me, I only had time to do one lap.

-----

Now, this track day was loving expensive, and that in part, meant that the clientele looked a bit more wealthy.

The paddock space I had was shared with a bunch of guys from Mexico who brought up their own personal support truck with mechanic, a few MV Augustas, Ducatis, BMW S1000RRs, and this:


(Bimota Tesi/Vyrus of some sort with all carbon fiber body work)

Our poors bikes:



This is pretty sweet! What was the 899 like with all the electronic gizmos, did you feel a difference?

adary
Feb 9, 2014

meh

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

BMWs have 2 fenders also. No idea why, looks stupid.

So bottom line is that Triumph nowadays makes bikes that look either like BMW, Harley or yamasuki (generic road sports bike)

What happened to Triumph that looks like a Triumph?

mrking
May 27, 2006

There's No Limit To What We Can't Accomplish



adary posted:

So bottom line is that Triumph nowadays makes bikes that look either like BMW, Harley or yamasuki (generic road sports bike)

What happened to Triumph that looks like a Triumph?

What is the Bonneville?

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer
If it's not a knucklehead it doesn't look like a HD. :colbert:

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe

mrking posted:

What is the Bonneville?

The same old thing they've been crapping out for a long time with no changes.

The point is, it's like they don't have any designers any more. nothing has a unique Triumph look and the new Daytona just looks like poo poo with eyeshadow.

karms
Jan 22, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yam Slacker

nsaP posted:


Be careful Hnasty you were about 20 yards and a slight wobble away from getting the Slavvy treatment

Aww, is the little baby not the center of attention? Well I'm here for you, honey. :) You can always talk to me about the bad internet man.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

adary posted:

So bottom line is that Triumph nowadays makes bikes that look either like BMW, Harley or yamasuki (generic road sports bike)

What happened to Triumph that looks like a Triumph?
The triples (non-Daytona) have their own unique look. A look which coincidentally looks like poo poo.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?

Slavvy posted:

I'm going to assume from this point onward that you're actually like one of those little boys who can't tell a girl they like her so they pull her hair, throw mud et al because I can't puzzle out any other reason you would bother quoting me from a different thread on a different topic about a different person in a different scenario.

I'm not a woman and not available, I'm sorry. I also prefer men with short haircuts.

"Women" with short haircuts too as I recall. I was just wondering where the tough guy act went now that the dummy rider is actually able to respond to you instead of just getting judged.

Yerok
Jan 11, 2009
Holy poo poo HNasty that road looks fun as hell. I think maybe you just need something with a bit more suspension travel.

M42
Nov 12, 2012


Yeah. it looks like it would be amazing on a sumo.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
I was watching "Idiocracy" and shortly thereafter Hnasty's video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p22lbr1sVyE

Please don't judge.

M42
Nov 12, 2012


H2 teaser pic

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

theperminator posted:

The same old thing they've been crapping out for a long time with no changes.

The point is, it's like they don't have any designers any more. nothing has a unique Triumph look and the new Daytona just looks like poo poo with eyeshadow.

Nah, the new Daytona is extremely un-photogenic but looks a lot more polished and less amateur than the older ones did in when you see it in person. The new CBR600RR looks like a lovely copy of it.

nsaP posted:

"Women" with short haircuts too as I recall. I was just wondering where the tough guy act went now that the dummy rider is actually able to respond to you instead of just getting judged.

What dummy rider? Did Hnasty crash and die or something? Why are you trying to fabricate an argument in a completely different thread out of literally nothing? Have you forgotten to take your medication...?

M42 posted:

H2 teaser pic



Just another unna dem ninjers :clint:

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
IDK slavvy, with nsap's long flowing hair you wouldnt even have to put a wig on him out in public

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Slavvy posted:

This is pretty sweet! What was the 899 like with all the electronic gizmos, did you feel a difference?

I'm on my phone so I'll keep it brief.

Only doing one lap didn't give me a lot of time to experience it and I didn't want to bin it, BUT the bike was very easy to adapt to. I love how narrow it was, there were gobs of power and torque available, and while I didn't do anything sudden or crazy I like having TCS and ABS available to me. I left the bike in sport mode, but the dealer offered to put it in race mode. I figured at my skill level I didn't need to worry about backing it in to turns.

Long story short, I loved it but it's too rich for my blood.

Angryboot
Oct 23, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Try the rsv4 next time you get a chance. I'm liking everything about mine.

Tenchrono
Jun 2, 2011


MetaJew posted:



(Bimota Tesi/Vyrus of some sort with all carbon fiber body work)



A friend I went to high school with just posted this exact picture on facebook to some R6 page. :stare:

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

FAT CURES MUSCLES posted:

A friend I went to high school with just posted this exact picture on facebook to some R6 page. :stare:

I don't know what engine was in this one but the internet says it retails for as high as $91,000.00.

Akion
May 7, 2006
Grimey Drawer
There is a Bimota on the showroom floor at a place here in Denver. It's pretty.

karms
Jan 22, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yam Slacker

MetaJew posted:

a few MV Augustas, Ducatis, BMW S1000RRs, and this:


(Bimota Tesi/Vyrus of some sort with all carbon fiber body work)



How did I not see this?! :stwoon:

M. Night Skymall
Mar 22, 2012

Road out to the Tail of the Dragon a couple weeks ago and got a picture I feel really captures the entire Dragon experience. We were cruising along when we came up on a downed Harley, so we stopped and helped him pull his bike out of the ditch. The bike had fallen on the passenger so her knee was all hosed up and not supporting weight. We offered to head back down the road because we'd spotted an LEO giving out tickets earlier. On our way back down we found the same LEO now headed back up the road towards us escorting a semi. We turned around to follow him and the semi back to the downed couple where the LEO stopped to give aid. This is the result.


Semi can't continue without his police escort so he stopped there for a while and people haphazardly worked there way around him from both directions through the blind corner. Felt super safe. Still a pretty cool road though.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

M42 posted:

H2 teaser pic



I almost wonder if this thing isn't really going to be a sportbike at all, but more some Diavel competitor

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

M42 posted:

H2 teaser pic


The tail looks pretty good in that pic. Of course they're going to slap on some stupid license plate holder to ruin it provide aftermarket opportunities.

Seat looks surprisingly comfy, too.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


Let it be know that from now on that ducati motorcycles will me named "BALLBUSTER" from now on. So when people come in and chime their horrible opinions about ducatis anyone can be like

"Don't act like you don't like the ballbuster :colbert: ballbuster!"

Shimrod
Apr 15, 2007

race tires on road are a great idea, ask me!

Snowdens Secret posted:

I almost wonder if this thing isn't really going to be a sportbike at all, but more some Diavel competitor

I think its going to be more of a replacement for the ZX14. The engine will probably end up in both the Ninja and ZX10R though.

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:
Ten hut Team Suzuki, you champions of champions, get your 1995 on! Part of a rare-ish card deck commissioned by Suzuki that I recently found in my travels! Loaded with fun facts! Slingshot carburetors! Suzuki Advanced Cooling System! Collect them All! Why am I ending every sentence with an exclamation mark?!



The_Raven
Jul 2, 2004

Upon this a question arises: whether it be better to be loved than feared or feared than loved?

MetaJew posted:



(Bimota Tesi/Vyrus of some sort with all carbon fiber body work)


What the hell is up with the red rods that look like they go from the chassis to the fork tubes?

that one guy chad
Jan 12, 2008

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hub-center_steering

BitcoinRockefeller
May 11, 2003

God gave me my money.

Hair Elf

The_Raven posted:

What the hell is up with the red rods that look like they go from the chassis to the fork tubes?

It's hub steering there aren't any fork tubes.

edit: slower than a bike with hub center steering.

DefaultPeanut
Nov 4, 2006
What's not to like?
I made a friend today

Want that belly pan and solo cowl

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Marv Hushman posted:

Ten hut Team Suzuki, you champions of champions, get your 1995 on! Part of a rare-ish card deck commissioned by Suzuki that I recently found in my travels! Loaded with fun facts! Slingshot carburetors! Suzuki Advanced Cooling System! Collect them All! Why am I ending every sentence with an exclamation mark?!





I tap my Katanas and spend 3 oil to give +2 endurance to Team Suzuki Endurance

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

M42 posted:

Yeah. it looks like it would be amazing on a sumo.

I'm looking at those bumps and I'm wondering if I would even feel them on the DRZ. I'm surprised that other bikes have trouble there.

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Chichevache posted:

I'm looking at those bumps and I'm wondering if I would even feel them on the DRZ. I'm surprised that other bikes have trouble there.

Other bikes don't have a foot of suspension travel. Or broken footpegs.

HNasty
Jul 17, 2005

Video games are for children. Dr. Who, Sherlock and Community need to be canceled. Firefly sucked.

Everything you like is bad, everything I like is good and cool. I've had sex. I've stuck my big rod into a babe and it was good. There's proof I've had sex, where's yours ?

Chichevache posted:

I'm looking at those bumps and I'm wondering if I would even feel them on the DRZ. I'm surprised that other bikes have trouble there.

DO 80mph off them on your mighty DRZ and let me know if you feel them. Nerd.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

DefaultPeanut posted:

I made a friend today

Want that belly pan and solo cowl

drat, what are the odds?

This may be a stupid question, but do you have to add a fuel/oil mix to the tank every time you fill up?

Legdiian
Jul 14, 2004

captainOrbital posted:

drat, what are the odds?

This may be a stupid question, but do you have to add a fuel/oil mix to the tank every time you fill up?

I believe there is an oil injection pump.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

HNasty posted:

DO 80mph off them on your mighty DRZ and let me know if you feel them. Nerd.

1. Were you doing 80? I thought you were in the 40s or so, it is hard to tell from the video.

2. DRZs don't go 80 mph, dork. :colbert:

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