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MoraleHazard posted:This is hilarious. All it needed was the Law and Order theme in the background. Hmmmm someone needs to edit it in! -Missartaq WhiteHalo117 fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Sep 9, 2014 |
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Libluini posted:I also want you to keep posting, those that mean you will stop now? Are you an illiterate moron? -Missartaq (Go back to school dumb rear end).
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Sep 9, 2014 18:21
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Missartaq posted:Are you an illiterate moron? Never stop posting Missartaq -Missartaq
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Sep 9, 2014 18:43
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Missartaq posted:I got flammed for making spelling mistakes, so if i find any mistakes, I correct them before getting flammed for them. Are you an illiterate moron? -Missartaq (literally an illiterate moron)
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Sep 9, 2014 18:45
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Omniblivion posted:Are you an illiterate moron? Close... he's Danish. -Missartaq
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Sep 9, 2014 18:48
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Sep 9, 2014 18:50
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Missartaq posted:but he was only a scammer that stole all the stuff i had used a year to gather. Missartaq posted:but i made at least 5 people use almost an hour on it, and that is just priceless, and absolutely hilarious. -Missartaq (I traded a year to waste an hour of time for 5 people)
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Sep 9, 2014 18:53
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This is the best J4G pubbie drama we've had in a long time. Thanks Space Court!
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Sep 9, 2014 18:54
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perhaps he just needs some love... and by posting, you just make us more happy 
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Sep 9, 2014 19:27
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Missartaq posted:Ae yu a illiterte oron? Sorry, can't read this. Try to proofread your post better next time! - 
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Sep 9, 2014 19:40
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Omniblivion posted:Are you an illiterate moron? At least my sentence makes sense, and "flammed" is a known slang for when other people write poo poo about you. I know that there are some of you that can't handle slang, so I promise to keep the use of slang to an absolute minimum. Sorry. -Missartaq (illiterate moron, two little words the say so much).
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Sep 9, 2014 20:12
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Missartaq posted:-Missartaq (illiterate moron, two little words the say so much). -Missartaq
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Sep 9, 2014 20:13
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Master Barbarian posted:perhaps he just needs some love... OMG, that's it can't have that your happy. -Missartaq (Is this the last post?)
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Sep 9, 2014 20:16
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Missartaq posted:-Missartaq (Is this the last post?) Probably not -Missartaq (Providing entertainment for all)
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Sep 9, 2014 20:22
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Every time I feel like the MMOHMO is done, another little gift like this shows up in the thread listing. He just doesn't stop 
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Super Space Jam 64 posted:Every time I feel like the MMOHMO is done, another little gift like this shows up in the thread listing. I hope some day I scam someone who gets so butt hurt that they pay for an SA account and whine on the forums about it
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Sep 9, 2014 20:30
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I can't even fathom wanting to play EVE again. I remember trying it out and being gifted loads of stuff including dozens of fully equipped ships covered by reimbursement, a full planetary interaction kit, billions of isk, instantaneous and totally connected communication methods external to the game, full training implant sets, and all kinds of other nonsense. And yet, even with all this stuff, actually playing the game mostly consisted of sitting in a station waiting for something to happen or pushing buttons on the planet farm thing to make enough ISK to pay for my subscription so I could spend another month sitting in a station waiting for something to happen. I get that it's one of those games you're supposed to go out and wrest the fun from rather than have it handed to you, but even the fleet fights I got in were super slow meat grinders with a million fat voices gurgling in my ear and hours of commitment--not the game for me, I guess. Our friend here does show that there are there are some redeeming factors about the game and the goons playing it, though  Edit: just remembered spending months and months training to use a scimitar, and literally 2 days after I could use it they removed it from fleet composition. GOTY 2012 Super Space Jam 64 fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Sep 9, 2014 |
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Sep 9, 2014 20:41
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There's no way a fleet would ever turn down a scimitar or any other logi for that matter fyi.
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Sep 9, 2014 20:49
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Missartaq posted:At least my sentence makes sense, and "flammed" is a known slang for when other people write poo poo about you. I know that there are some of you that can't handle slang, so I promise to keep the use of slang to an absolute minimum. Sorry. I believe the word you are looking for is FLAMED -Missartaq (Could count his brain cells on one hand, if he could count)
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I love that this thread is more popular than the actual Eve thread right now. -Signature
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Missartaq posted:At least my sentence makes sense, and "flammed" is a known slang for when other people write poo poo about you. I know that there are some of you that can't handle slang, so I promise to keep the use of slang to an absolute minimum. Sorry. Yeah, I think Missartaq is in the big leagues now. This here is a MLG  poaster. The utilisation of Urban Dictionary in a defensive posture is INSPIRED. Please consider the Space Court appeal process, as a former Secretary of State, and a four star general of the US Army, I vouch for the court's integrity.- Former chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and Secretary of State Colin Powell Leeroy fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Sep 9, 2014 |
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It's amazing these threads actually happen. I can't comprehend why people don't think 'Hey I'll read the MMOHMO for a little while and see what's what. Oh, there aren't really any extra EVE threads. Oh people are ripped to poo poo for trying to J4G, perhaps I won't bother'. But no. It's just fabulously loving dumb. Edit, forgot obligatory sig. -
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Smoke and a pancake. -Missartaq
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Kettlepip posted:It's amazing these threads actually happen. I can't comprehend why people don't think 'Hey I'll read the MMOHMO for a little while and see what's what. Oh, there aren't really any extra EVE threads. Oh people are ripped to poo poo for trying to J4G, perhaps I won't bother'. But no. It's just fabulously loving dumb. It's not so amazing when you accept the kind of human stock who falls for this kind of poo poo. It's amusing, just expected.
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hemophilia posted:There's no way a fleet would ever turn down a scimitar or any other logi for that matter fyi. I'm pretty sure an armor fleet would turn down a scimitar.
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goattrails posted:I'm pretty sure an armor fleet would turn down a scimitar. Yeah, I should have been more clear: There are fleets (in GSF anyway) that will take any logi. Hanging out with a scimitar handy in standing fleet is righteous unless they are specifically doing some sort of armor doctrine. Even then, if standing fleet is anything like it was when I took a break in July, they'll probably still need shield logi for the fact that half their fighters are still kitchen sink.
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I don't play EVE Online, but I welcome you with open arms, Missartaq. -Albrecht "Missartaq" Falkenhorst III, esq.
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This whole thread is gold. It kind of makes me miss Preencleve (before he got super creepy). Never stop posting Miss.
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JakeLiebenow posted:Smoke and a pancake.
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Hey guys I joined this forum just to be with you all. After 6 years of posting almost exclusively on the WoW and anime forums can I finally get an invite to my true passion: internet space ship simulator Online? Thanks, -Missartaq
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Thunderbro posted:Hey guys I joined this forum just to be with you all. After 6 years of posting almost exclusively on the WoW and anime forums can I finally get an invite to my true passion: internet space ship simulator Online? how nice that you finally managed to become so courageous to play internet space ship simulator Online -Missartaq
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We really need a J4G subforum, that J4G can post in, however, with that, we would miss goldmines/meltdowns like this. -Commander Thrush Merkin
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staberind posted:We really need a J4G subforum, that J4G can post in, however, with that, we would miss goldmines/meltdowns like this. Didn't the old gf.com have a "recruitment" forum just for that purpose?
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smg77 posted:Didn't the old gf.com have a "recruitment" forum just for that purpose? There is "Letters of Marque and Reprisal" and there is infact a thread about these events. That forums have various logs. You're probably not getting any action in a recruitment forum for j4g's, since most victims will never make it that far. "Bootcamp" is probably as close you're going to get, and it doesn't really have meltdowns. goattrails fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Sep 10, 2014 |
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