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Sekkira: Apr 11, 2008; I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

quakster posted:

you could say that Stands are an abstraction of one's sexual prowess.

Right. This is where this train of thought and discussion needs to end.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 06:32

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# ? May 24, 2024 07:36

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

I'm glad I made you uncomfortable enough to quote it for a new page.

im glad

# ? Sep 9, 2014 06:54

Josuke Higashikata: Mar 7, 2013

The practical sexual applications of a person's stand are almost certainly limitless.

ORAORAORAORAORA

# ? Sep 9, 2014 07:02

Vagithug: Dec 27, 2012; by Ralp

Horny Holly

# ? Sep 9, 2014 07:05

Soulcleaver: Sep 25, 2007; Murderer

Supersonic Shine posted:

A Stand that's basically The Thing would be terrifying if Avdol couldn't conjure up flames with just a thought.

So... Yellow Temperance, except a user who isn't an arrogant moron?

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

It's kind of a shame that part 3 is only from Japan to Egypt. I want to see them get attacked while using increasingly weirder forms of transportation; particularly dog sled, you know Araki would do something loving crazy with all those dogs.

Frankenstein (novel) shout out to fill out the horror media references.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 07:14

mdct: Sep 2, 2011; Tingle tingle kooloo limpah.
These are my magic words.
Don't steal them.

Vagithug posted:

Horny Holly

# ? Sep 9, 2014 07:19

THE AWESOME GHOST: Oct 21, 2005

I don't think it's projection at all, all you see all episode is the guy's huge car and his huge muscley arm then when he comes out of the car they're like HAHA HE'S SO... SMALL AND SKINNY... JUST PRETENDING TO BE BIG

(Full quote: His arms were so huge, yet everything else is so small)

Then they zoom in on the entire cast laughing at him like he was just stripped in the middle of highschool in an 80s/90s American movie, and then his stand, an extension of his psyche, shrinks and becomes smaller while they comment that it was a bluff and he was padding his size. Then it cuts to the cast pointing and laughing at Wheel, at which point they tie him to a rock with a gag in his mouth. Like the only thing they could've added was sounding the fire alarm so everyone comes out of their classroom and sees him hanging there, and maybe a wedgie.

In the wheel episode Jojo Team are the ultimate American movie jocks sexually intimidating the Stand Nerds

# ? Sep 9, 2014 09:20

Ixjuvin: Aug 8, 2009; if smug was a motorcycle, it just jumped over a fucking canyon; Nap Ghost

If you think that's humiliating just wait till you get to some of the more recent episodes :allears:

# ? Sep 9, 2014 14:08

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

They get progressively more sadistic, it's kinda hosed up.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 14:58

Butt Ghost: Nov 23, 2013

If you think about it, DIO didn't even provoke Jotaro and friends. Holly's just too much of a loving wimp to handle her stand. DIO did nothing wrong.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 15:29

Blueberry Pancakes: Aug 18, 2012; Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!

Butt Ghost posted:

If you think about it, DIO didn't even provoke Jotaro and friends.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 15:42

Kabanaw: Jan 27, 2012; The real Pokemon begins here

Butt Ghost posted:

If you think about it, DIO didn't even provoke Jotaro and friends. Holly's just too much of a loving wimp to handle her stand. DIO did nothing wrong.

Yeah, the only bad things DIO has ever done were:

slowly murder his own father
intentionally make his adopted brother depressed
kill said brother's dog
attempt to murder his adopted father with poison
actually kill said father with a knife
give known criminals superpowers
turn an entire town into the undead
killed a monk, but this was in battle so that's not really "bad" so to speak
killed a literal boatload of people
his brother didn't die by his hands necessarily but he still totally took his hot bod!
kill another smaller, but still literal, boatload of people
ate god knows how many people through the 80s
sent mind controlled people and hired assassins to kill distant relatives
kill his own confidant because she was captured
and more!

# ? Sep 9, 2014 15:50

Butt Ghost: Nov 23, 2013

Kabanaw posted:

Yeah, the only bad things DIO has ever done were:

slowly murder his own father

intentionally make his adopted brother depressed

kill said brother's dog

attempt to murder his adopted father with poison

actually kill said father with a knife

give known criminals superpowers

turn an entire town into the undead

killed a monk, but this was in battle so that's not really "bad" so to speak

killed a literal boatload of people

his brother didn't die by his hands necessarily but he still totally took his hot bod!

kill another smaller, but still literal, boatload of people

This was all 100 years ago, can't you people ever let stuff go!

Kabanaw posted:

ate god knows how many people through the 80s

sent mind controlled people and hired assassins to kill distant relatives

kill his own confidant because she was captured

and more!

Those people wanted to be eaten. Did you see that girl raise her neck to DIO? And Steely Dan killed Enyaba. Plus, all the mind controlled people were:
*Almost* Avdol - a pyromaniac
Kakyoin - a sociopath
Polnareff - a sexual devient

If anything, DIO was trying keep a hold on those psychopaths.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 16:05

Kuvo: Oct 27, 2008; Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!; Fun Shoe

DIO was right.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 17:40

Roach Warehouse: Nov 1, 2010

You thought you were the heroes, but it was I, DIO.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 17:42

e X: Feb 23, 2013; cool but crude

It's actually kinda cool that DIO being a vampire is more than enough to warrant his death. Oh the '80, when monsters were still monsters and not superheroes.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 17:48

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

Butt Ghost posted:

This was all 100 years ago, can't you people ever let stuff go!
Those people wanted to be eaten. Did you see that girl raise her neck to DIO? And Steely Dan killed Enyaba. Plus, all the mind controlled people were:
*Almost* Avdol - a pyromaniac
Kakyoin - a sociopath
Polnareff - a sexual devient

If anything, DIO was trying keep a hold on those psychopaths.

He's FRENCH, you insensitive prick!

I'll give you Kakyoin.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 18:31

Supersonic Shine: Oct 13, 2012

Butt Ghost posted:

This was all 100 years ago, can't you people ever let stuff go!

Kuvo posted:

DIO was right.

Roach Warehouse posted:

You thought you were the heroes, but it was I, DIO.

Could you all show me your foreheads for a second? I just want to check something.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 18:59

Chibs: Jun 28, 2004; bring it back

Supersonic Shine posted:

Could you all show me your foreheads for a second? I just want to check something.

ゴ_ゴゴ_ゴゴ_{_ゴゴ_ゴゴ_ゴゴ_{_ゴゴ_ゴゴ}}

# ? Sep 9, 2014 19:14

Captain Baal: Oct 23, 2010; I Failed At Anime 2022

Uh Kakyoin fed a baby poop. clearly he is the greatest demon of them all.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 19:31

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

Beef Waifu posted:

Uh Kakyoin fed a baby poop. clearly he is the greatest demon of them all.

It is pretty hard to dispute that Kakyoin is a goddamn maniac.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 20:48

Nipponophile: Apr 8, 2009

Nessus posted:

It is pretty hard to dispute that Kakyoin is a goddamn maniac.

Have you seen how he eats a cherry?

# ? Sep 9, 2014 20:49

Stairmaster: Jun 8, 2012

kakyoin is my rolemodel

# ? Sep 9, 2014 20:50

Josuke Higashikata: Mar 7, 2013

I wish Kars was still around to buddy around with DIO. They'd be the most fabulous team of evil doers who actually never did a single thing wrong. :allears:

# ? Sep 9, 2014 21:19

Pimpmust: Oct 1, 2008

I must say the Dio fab scene be feeling a bit empty after Enya went the way of the dodo. All these villains of the week without any proper build-up or foreshadowing, tsk tsk tsk Araki are you making this up as you go along?

YES, I AM!

OH. MY. GOD!

Ok ok ok :sweatdrop:

# ? Sep 9, 2014 21:26

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

Aurain posted:

I wish Kars was still around to buddy around with DIO. They'd be the most fabulous team of evil doers who actually never did a single thing wrong.

Kars would just eat DIO

# ? Sep 9, 2014 21:29

Josuke Higashikata: Mar 7, 2013

Can you imagine just how fabulous a DIO/Kars hybrid being would be?

Paging Pomp to dive through his archives and find something to that effect. I'm sure it exists, and as such Pomp has it.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 21:31

funeral home DJ: Apr 21, 2003; Pillbug

Aurain posted:

I wish Kars was still around to buddy around with DIO. They'd be the most fabulous team of evil doers who actually never did a single thing wrong.

It's been about, what 50 years or so? Kars is probably floating around Jupiter or Saturn somewhere, they could probably go find him.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 21:40

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Kabanaw posted:

ate god knows how many people through the 80s

The 80's were fuckin' weird man, don't judge.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 21:41

FirstAidKite: Nov 8, 2009

Aurain posted:

Can you imagine just how fabulous a DIO/Kars hybrid being would be?

Paging Pomp to dive through his archives and find something to that effect. I'm sure it exists, and as such Pomp has it.

poo poo this is the anime thread nevermind

# ? Sep 9, 2014 21:42

Kuvo: Oct 27, 2008; Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!; Fun Shoe

Some weird Egyptian guy walked up to me, read my fortune, gave this card and now there's a ghost following me around.

Please help

# ? Sep 9, 2014 23:15

BlitzBlast: Jul 30, 2011; some people just wanna watch the world burn

I dunno, I don't see a Lucky Land. You might have a knockoff ghost.

# ? Sep 10, 2014 00:09

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Aurain posted:

Can you imagine just how fabulous a DIO/Kars hybrid being would be?

Paging Pomp to dive through his archives and find something to that effect. I'm sure it exists, and as such Pomp has it.

FirstAidKite posted:

poo poo this is the anime thread nevermind

ALMOST GOT ME MOTHERFUCKER

It does exist, and it's beautiful

Pomp fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Sep 10, 2014

# ? Sep 10, 2014 00:33

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

edit:quote is not edit

# ? Sep 10, 2014 00:35

David D. Davidson: Nov 17, 2012; Orca lady?

Kuvo posted:

Go to Egypt and find a vampire to beat up.

# ? Sep 10, 2014 00:48

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

JONATHAN, NO!

# ? Sep 10, 2014 02:03

Blueberry Pancakes: Aug 18, 2012; Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!

I keep ending up surprised that the manga shows a lot more in Phantom Blood until I remember it was only nine episodes.

# ? Sep 10, 2014 02:31

HellCopter: Feb 9, 2012; College Slice

Hobgoblin2099 posted:

I keep ending up surprised that the manga shows a lot more in Phantom Blood until I remember it was only nine episodes.

That was the best part of it.

"Oh, Erina's the love interest? I guess we'll get an episode or a half dedicated to their relationship-"

"AND THEN JOJO AND ERINA FELL IN LOVE AND WERE VERY HAPPY UNTIL DIO DID BAD THINGS"

# ? Sep 10, 2014 02:35

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

HellCopter posted:

That was the best part of it.

"Oh, Erina's the love interest? I guess we'll get an episode or a half dedicated to their relationship-"

"AND THEN JOJO AND ERINA FELL IN LOVE AND WERE VERY HAPPY UNTIL DIO DID BAD THINGS"

# ? Sep 10, 2014 02:37

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# ? May 24, 2024 07:36

Sekkira: Apr 11, 2008; I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

You're supposed to punch that frog. Not swing it around on a string!

# ? Sep 10, 2014 03:17

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