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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Amazon might be able to kindle a fire under apple.

:vince:

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Only some sort of android would care to eat such toasted apples

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
People who won't shut up about their phone, regardless of make, OS or apps, are the gooniest fucks on the planet. Between iPhone people calling Note phones "hipster poo poo" and Android people whining about the bigger iPhone stealing their thunder or w/e, I'm ready to see the world end in nuclear hellfire. Or get a Windows phone, whatever's more apocalyptic

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q
what hte gently caress is a note phone

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

krispykremessuck posted:

what hte gently caress is a note phone

Samsungs with the bigger screens

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Booblord Zagats posted:

Samsungs with the bigger screens

oh i thought people were just using ipads or something with skype as phones idk

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

May just upgrade my 5 to a 5s so I don't need to use a dumb idiot bitch hugephone

If i want a tablet ill use my ipad. If i wanted a phablet id kill myself

Kinda want to already after typing phablet

RichieHimself
May 27, 2004

No way dude, she looks like Gargamel.
I have an iphone 4 and it works perfectly fine. I don't need my phone to do any wizard poo poo so if I can use netflix, imessage, and take mirror shot dick pics for the cloud I'm all set. Plus, Verizon says the only way I can get a new phone without losing my sick grandfathered in unlimited data plan is to pay full retail price. gently caress that noise, iphone 4 till I die son.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Work got me a Note 3. It is a decent phone, takes good pictures of license plates, I like the stylus for taking notes and is pretty comfortable to use if you have adult male sized hands. But I also liked my old iPhone 2 pretty good and my older Blackberry was good too. I kinda miss having a physical keyboard

Only one I really ever disliked was my lovely LG G2X I had 3-4 years ago. That thing was a loving turd

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


The Apple watch is ugly as poo poo and the iPhone 6 is a two year old Android phone that runs iOS. What the hell happened to Apple.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

RichieHimself posted:

I have an iphone 4 and it works perfectly fine. I don't need my phone to do any wizard poo poo so if I can use netflix, imessage, and take mirror shot dick pics for the cloud I'm all set. Plus, Verizon says the only way I can get a new phone without losing my sick grandfathered in unlimited data plan is to pay full retail price. gently caress that noise, iphone 4 till I die son.

walmart already discounted the 5 and 5s, you can get it for cheaper full price and not have an idiot huge phone

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

ok so the IPhone 6 and Apple Watch combo can sense your biometrics, location, movement, etc. the iphone 6 routes calls thru WiFi --> cell phone tower (exact locations determined even with GPS switched off)... oh and you can store all your money on it and buy McDonalds. Ask yourself this question: whose data is this?

oh and we can't forget your fingerprint is also taken via TouchID. so your IPhone and Apple Watch will know literally everything about you at any given moment.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I'm just enjoying the wailing and teeth-gnashing that the 6 "isn't big enough".

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Christoff posted:

so your IPhone and Apple Watch will know literally everything about you at any given moment.

Don't give a gently caress if as long as I get value out of all that data mining.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

im pretty certain im gonna just get a 5s and wait until they release a iPhone 6minus normal size phone

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Girl next to me in line at the drug store was talking to some guy about how excited she was to be going for Navy basic. It gave me a warm feeling inside that I'm out and a new generation of retards are joining.

gently caress you, got mine.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

gently caress you, got mine.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

gently caress you, got mine.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

gently caress you, got mine.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

gently caress you, got mine.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

gently caress you, got mine.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

KirbyKhan posted:

Don't give a gently caress if as long as I get value out of all that data mining.

Friend on FB is literally getting all :tinfoil: about it it's hilarious

just trolling per usual

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

applepay is already accepted by more retailers than bitcoin.

in it's first day.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Girl next to me in line at the drug store was talking to some guy about how excited she was to be going for Navy basic. It gave me a warm feeling inside that I'm out and a new generation of retards are joining.

gently caress you, got mine.

How fat was she?

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
lol if you wear a watch in the year of our lord 2014

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

gently caress you, got mine.

tattooing this on my chest and dick

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Vasudus posted:

lol if you wear a watch in the year of our lord 2014
:goonsay:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

watches own

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Vasudus posted:

lol if you wear a watch in the year of our lord 2014

Watches own, Vas, sorry.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Christoff posted:

ok so the IPhone 6 and Apple Watch combo can sense your biometrics, location, movement, etc. the iphone 6 routes calls thru WiFi --> cell phone tower (exact locations determined even with GPS switched off)... oh and you can store all your money on it and buy McDonalds. Ask yourself this question: whose data is this?

oh and we can't forget your fingerprint is also taken via TouchID. so your IPhone and Apple Watch will know literally everything about you at any given moment.

Gmail has probably been doing this for 15 years. Just admit that the man knows where you are and stop bitchin'.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

its hilarious seeing people bitch about the 16gb iphone being too small for them

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

SquirrelyPSU posted:

Gmail has probably been doing this for 15 years. Just admit that the man knows where you are and stop bitchin'.

We are all on the watch list anyways.

ISIS,BOMB, BRIDGE, EMBASSY, DIRTY

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

SquirrelyPSU posted:

Watches own, Vas, sorry.

Vas probably spends his days surrounded by fellow social scientists who dress straight out of the YLLS fashion thread, wristwatches in that crowd are as gauche as pants that cover the calves and a business jacket without a hood

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


I can understand the watch being a redundant concept in this golden age of science, but if bitches can wear some tiffany bracelets, I'm gonna rock a watch erry once and a while.

*full disclaimer I actually own a Pebble Steel.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

I just have a seiko 5 that i wear

i like it

bengy81
May 8, 2010
I feel naked if I leave the house without a watch on. Only piece of flair I would wear besides my wedding band.

Had a G-shock for years, thing is/was bulletproof. Now I wear a Tissot, I like it so far, a little better than some of the other watches I've had over the years. Hoping to get a vintage Rolex in the next year or two.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

I just have a seiko 5 that i wear

i like it

Been meaning to get a better one of those, or maybe a Hamilton, nothing fancy, but something a bit nicer looking than my workday G-Shock

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
i hope all of these technology unveiling ceremonies died the quickest of deaths, but i'm afraid of what will replace that niche of a hole in every dumb dork's lives.

archaeologists in 2030 A.N.A. (After Nuclear Apocalypse) will probably endlessly bemuse themselves with how upset people were after e3 or blizzcon or whatever dumb poo poo thing

and then they'll succumb to the ravages of radioactive fallout and join the rest of humanity.

insha'allah

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

RichieHimself posted:

I have an iphone 4 and it works perfectly fine. I don't need my phone to do any wizard poo poo so if I can use netflix, imessage, and take mirror shot dick pics for the cloud I'm all set. Plus, Verizon says the only way I can get a new phone without losing my sick grandfathered in unlimited data plan is to pay full retail price. gently caress that noise, iphone 4 till I die son.

They let you pay full retail and you didn't take it? The fees in the contract make it like 150% the cost of buying it outright, not to mention you own the phone so the carrier can't dictate poo poo regarding what you can do with it. I was loving pissed when Verizon wouldn't let me buy my android up front.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

SquirrelyPSU posted:

Watches own, Vas, sorry.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Snowdens Secret posted:

Been meaning to get a better one of those, or maybe a Hamilton, nothing fancy, but something a bit nicer looking than my workday G-Shock

I got the Seiko from my dad back in 2010, and I've been really happy with it once I swapped out the band.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Vasudus posted:

lol if you wear a watch in the year of our lord 2014
How many pairs of jorts and designer aprons do you own?

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q
lmao @ poors bitching about apple again, gently caress you nerds I just want it to watch porn on in inappropriate locations and I don't cart my ipad all over the fuckin place so thats ruled out


if you care about what phone you want beyond what can watch the most porn in the most places, gently caress you

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

krispykremessuck posted:

if you care about what phone you want beyond what can watch the most porn in the most places, gently caress you

same

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