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Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

Tangra posted:

its not bigger

its larger

bigger than bigger

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Tangra
May 1, 2008

Rrrreligion?

It's the catnip of the purrrrrrrrletariat


Mad about your :10bux: ?

:haw:

Miley Virus posted:

bigger than bigger

i'm bigger y'all, and I'm bigger y'all, and I'm bigger than bigger, and I'm bigger y'all

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
worst part about the announcement is how they were like

hey look here is Thing
let's talk about Thing
Point 1: Thing is good at activity
Point 2: we have lots of partners for Thing, these include A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J.
Point 3: Thing is good.

gently caress

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


PleasureKevin posted:

explain the problem ("netbooks aren't better at anything. they're slow, low-quality display and run windows.") -- makes the audience desire your answer and they already know you're competent to do it from step 1 (status update)

explain the problem a watch solves and this might give me a great deal of pleasure kevin

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

madeupfred posted:

Is the new iPhone not supposed to be used with one hand?

well are you Dhalsim?

Tangra
May 1, 2008

Rrrreligion?

It's the catnip of the purrrrrrrrletariat


Mad about your :10bux: ?

:haw:

theadder posted:

explain the problem a watch solves and this might give me a great deal of pleasure kevin

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol this apple launch will retrospectively be termed


"the inaugural big choke of apple 2014 i was there"

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

theadder posted:

explain the problem a watch solves and this might give me a great deal of pleasure kevin

the same way jobs explained the iPad. basically said "there's a desire for a device in between a phone and a laptop. it has to do things better than both. some people think it's netbooks, but they suck. they have bad displays and they're slow."

tim could just say "there's a desire for a more intimate device. and samsung has tried it but they can't get the human-watch interface right. i've seen them try cram keyboards on there." and so on.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Metrication
Dec 12, 2010

Raskin had one problem: Jobs regarded him as an insufferable theorist or, to use Jobs's own more precise terminology, "a shithead who sucks".
iphone 6+ ad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD254JDQAJU

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
Dear android users: one day you might make it to 2007:
- A phone that can't phone
- 400 models of the same thing
- More than 4 hours of battery life

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

You know what else your android phone had in 2012? the same operating system :xd::xd::q::buddy:

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
i hope jonys soothing voice will comfort me when applewatch detects an elevated heartrate

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat
android phones are not made by apple, a critical flaw

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Dirk Pitt posted:

Am I allowed to buy the gold iPhone if I am not Persian?

no racism in YOSPOS

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
iwatch looks crap imo but i bet iwatch 2 is good

its a classic example of 'dont buy gen1 apple'

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Pissflaps posted:

iwatch looks crap imo but i bet iwatch 2 is good

its a classic example of 'dont buy gen1 apple'

lmao you think therell be an iwatch 2

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

lmao you think therell be an iwatch 2

yeah i do

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

i've said this before but lol ir blasters

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






computer parts posted:

i've said this before but lol ir blasters

:agreed:

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

hope for what?

i'm getting the iPhone 6 because the 6plus is an abomination.

the watch is a first-gen apple product which are almost always half-baked that get refined into a quality product within a year or so. i'll wait it out

:agreed: but they're still gonna sell millions of the watches

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
also the android tears are just as hilarious as i had predicted, pls keep them coming

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

uncurable mlady posted:

also the android tears are just as hilarious as i had predicted, pls keep them coming

why are people so upset about a larger phone, though? :confused:

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



i'm the multi-user support on a phone

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
dont log me out of my phone im expecting a phone call

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
this is just karmic justice finally getting around to steve after he's dead for being such a bad person irl

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

virtual buttons? wtf

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Beeftweeter posted:

heres the stinky wallpapers



i like the snowy ones

lookin fwd to snowy bgs on my idevices that im not upgrading until they fix their anroid design poo poo


this but unironically

prefect posted:

why are people so upset about a larger phone, though? :confused:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O99m7lebirE

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

zen death robot posted:

so have people realized that unless they have abnormal hands, the iPhone 6 won't be impossible to operate one-handed and the worst thing about it is that all of the bad posts about other phones screen sizes are going to look really dumb now?

You won't be able to reach the back button in apps with your thumb without doing a lot of finger contortions

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

zen death robot posted:

so have people realized that unless they have abnormal hands, the iPhone 6 won't be impossible to operate one-handed and the worst thing about it is that all of the bad posts about other phones screen sizes are going to look really dumb now?

i've been using a bigphone for years and it's really dumb and bad

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

my thumb is about 4 and a quarter inches based on a quick comparison with my ipone 5, 4.75" is just a tad too far for me to use comfortably

the moto x was a good backup but then ofc motorola went full anroid

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

my stepdads beer posted:

i've been using a bigphone for years and it's really dumb and bad

if it's dumb and bad why did you use it for years when you had options???

also dsyp

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Forums Terrorist posted:

my thumb is about 4 and a quarter inches based on a quick comparison with my ipone 5, 4.75" is just a tad too far for me to use comfortably


from the knuckle or from the palm?

I can't hit the upper left hand corner of iphone5 reliably or with ease from an otherwise comfortable normal grip
this would seem to vindicate steve's original research for the perfect size phone for the average person to use, 3.5"

Messyass
Dec 23, 2003

RVProfootballer posted:

You won't be able to reach the back button in apps with your thumb without doing a lot of finger contortions

lol I forgot about the stupid back button. it'll be even less comfortable than an android phablet.

good stuff

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
woke up this am and oh god it wasn't all a horrible nightmare after all :(

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Tim cook notorious music pirate

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Tim: hey bono do you think you can mention that iTunes has 500 million customers during the keynote

Bono: haha ok I'll make it sound completely unscripted!!

tim: haha ok... great

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
apple stymie's twitter feed yesterday is almost performance art

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THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

Wild EEPROM posted:

worst part about the announcement is how they were like

hey look here is Thing
let's talk about Thing
Point 1: Thing is good at activity
Point 2: we have lots of partners for Thing, these include A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J.
Point 3: Thing is good.

gently caress

Sounds like a pretty solid formula to me :confused:

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