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Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Toaster Beef posted:

Calvin Johnson's Existential Crisis:

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2014/09/10/much-mustard-calvin-johnsons-existential-crisis/

vv- Not going to lie, if I could have just used that one panel for the whole comic, I would've

That was outstanding

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Do androids dream of straight ballin hard on the gridiron

Probably one of my favorite tags.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Toaster Beef posted:

Calvin Johnson's Existential Crisis:

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2014/09/10/much-mustard-calvin-johnsons-existential-crisis/

vv- Not going to lie, if I could have just used that one panel for the whole comic, I would've

Every single panel could be it's own comic

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Johnson, after game: "lol"

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

Toaster Beef posted:

Calvin Johnson's Existential Crisis:

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2014/09/10/much-mustard-calvin-johnsons-existential-crisis/

vv- Not going to lie, if I could have just used that one panel for the whole comic, I would've

Jesus christ, my finger is broken, I'm in immeasurable pain, but I Can't Stop loving Laughing.

E: "Wise Up"

It's not,
the team you thought,
when you first started.

You got
your rear end kicked,
you can hardly stand it tho,
but now you know.

It's not going to stop.
It's not going to stop.
It's not going to stop
til you wise up.

You're sure
there's a cure
for Calvin's loving greatness.

Victor Cruz is like a bruise
while Calvin cuts
like power tools,
and you look like fools.

And it's not going to stop.
It's not going to stop.
He's not going to stop,
even if you wise up.

Prepare a list
of alibis
while Cavlin takes off
and says "goodbye"

Cuz he's not
going to stop.
He's not
Going to stop
He's not
going to stop
if you wise up.
He's not
going to stop
if you wise up.
He's not
going to stop.
So just...

GIVE UP.



E: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOEJtekd-wk

cucka fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Sep 10, 2014

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgUwac90tl4

I feel vindicated somehow.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Well done as always, TB

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

defiantgiant posted:

Oh MAN. Do you want platinum?

I have plat. An avatar cert would be nice and I think it's cheaper.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

:golfclap:

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.
I'm just feeling existential guys. Whiskey and a broken finger are helping, I'll admit.



Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

I remember that game. A good game.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont


Riceberg dead ahead

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.
As a Lions fan, I'm an expert on despair.

E: Turn Left Goodell, noooooo

ahahhahahaha

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

Nothing leads to existentialism like Northern Europe or Detroit Lions fandom.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Febreeze posted:



Riceberg dead ahead

Why inn't she turning?!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Febreeze posted:



Riceberg dead ahead

:drat: that's cold

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Chichevache posted:

:drat: that's cold

not yet. give it a couple hours

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Arctic Baldwin posted:

not yet. give it a couple hours

:golfclap:

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Toaster Beef posted:

Calvin Johnson's Existential Crisis:

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2014/09/10/much-mustard-calvin-johnsons-existential-crisis/

vv- Not going to lie, if I could have just used that one panel for the whole comic, I would've

:laffo: that last panel about killed me.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
:lol: Febreeze delivers and avatar rich comic.



Just go ahead and make Dick-butt play an avatar now. Alfred P Pseudonym is gonna need something good once his Toxx is up before the Dallas bye.

edit: removed at Febreeze's request.

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Sep 24, 2014

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Dickbutt :allears:

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
recent events sorta killed the Goodell email idea. Will have to think of something else.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

recent events sorta killed the Goodell email idea. Will have to think of something else.

Really? I figured you'd incorporate it into the series.

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Chilichimp posted:

:lol: Febreeze delivers and avatar rich comic.



Just go ahead and make Dick-butt play an avatar now. Alfred P Pseudonym is gonna need something good once his Toxx is up before the Dallas bye.



Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
It's good to be the king:

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2014/09/11/much-mustard-good-king/

bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx

The idea of there being a vat of lovely excuses outside Goodell's office is hilarious. :lol:

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ehud posted:

Really? I figured you'd incorporate it into the series.

I have an idea I just don't know if it would be tasteful.

Which of course, shouldn't probably matter since this is TFF.

Ah gently caress it I will do it.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I have an idea I just don't know if it would be tasteful.

Which of course, shouldn't probably matter since this is TFF.

Ah gently caress it I will do it.

Good man.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ehud posted:

Good man.

Theme: "The Other Cover-Ups of Roger Goodell"

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

bhsman posted:

The idea of there being a vat of lovely excuses outside Goodell's office is hilarious. :lol:

It's also a great set up for the vat of money that spills unto him.

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005


You know what, I'll probably do the others as well when I get back to a computer

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Rasczak posted:

You know what, I'll probably do the others as well when I get back to a computer

A reminder you can make them slightly bigger now, too

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

I was really confused at first because I thought they say "bats" rather than "vats" because of the (awesome) letter styling.

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Febreeze posted:

A reminder you can make them slightly bigger now, too

I remember the filesize going up but forgot about the actual size increase. What is it now, 150x150?

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Rasczak posted:

I remember the filesize going up but forgot about the actual size increase. What is it now, 150x150?

yup, 100K, 150px by 150px

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Dickbutt looks kinda sad, and I'm extremely amused whenever I catch it.

Mr Executive
Aug 27, 2006

cucka posted:

Wanna hear something funny? I was tossing and turning in bed last night and broke the middle finger on my left hand by rolling on it. So it'a gonna be difficult for me to contribute to F.A.R.T. on a regular basis for a month or so.

Currently, my left hand has a thumb, a pinky, a pointer finger, and 2 fingers wrapped together with bandage tape and a metal splint. I prefer to think of it as a dull iron claw. So yeah, there's that.

cucka posted:

Random aside, but the Detroit Football Lions just shithoused the Giants in Prime Time And I Can't Stop Laughing. I broke a finger Sunday and as i sit here at 5:30 am Tuesday morning, I don't give a gently caress.

cucka posted:

I broke my middle finger on my left hand tossing and turning in my sleep. So writing is gonna be difficult in the near future. Still, Lions looked loving awesome. pumped is not the word for the performance Monday. Go loving Lions.

cucka posted:

Jesus christ, my finger is broken, I'm in immeasurable pain, but I Can't Stop loving Laughing.

cucka posted:

I'm just feeling existential guys. Whiskey and a broken finger are helping, I'll admit.

Did you do something to your finger?

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.

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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Guys I'm beginning to think Cucka hurt his finger

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