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Im no soldier and i dont usually deal with them. But a couple of months ago there was an incident at the bar i work at in Brooklyn when a soldier and his chubby girlfriend came in. I was working barback while my friend was serving and talking with the guy. The solider was really happy and throwing his money around talking about how awesome it was to be back in the US, finally seeing his girlfriend after more than a year etc. Eventually his girlfriend says she feels sick and needs to go to the bathroom and doesn't come out for a good while. The guy goes to check up on her and soon we hear him scream for help. The manager and I go over and we end up having to break the door down to find the woman having a miscarriage on the bathroom floor. The paramedics and cops come and take her away. Later the cops tells the manager that she was probably couple of months pregnant and her heavy drinking caused the miscarriage. I ended up having to clean the blood. The soldier tipped well while he was drinking though. ughhhh fucked around with this message at 09:43 on Sep 8, 2014 |
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ughhhh posted:Im no soldier and i dont usually deal with them. Does basic training in the US include sex ed? Because it clearly should.
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Sep 8, 2014 15:32
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Do we even know if the baby was his? If she was a couple months pregnant and he wasn't a few months back home...
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Sep 8, 2014 17:47
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Dodged a fuckin' bullet, right there.
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Sep 8, 2014 17:54
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madeintaipei posted:Dodged a fuckin' bullet, right there. The best ending that story could have had.
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Sep 8, 2014 18:44
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zombie303 posted:The best ending that story could have had. Semper fetus?
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Sep 8, 2014 18:49
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Semper fetus? This abortion thing is tricky. On the one hand, it is killing children(good), but on the other hand, it gives women a choice(bad)...
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Sep 8, 2014 19:08
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How is that a good story to sit around and laugh at? "Cool dude is happy and being nice to me and then his gf misscarries on the floor of our bar haha what a loving idiot right?!"
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Sep 8, 2014 19:21
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zombie303 posted:The best ending that story could have had. 
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Sep 8, 2014 19:25
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Affi posted:How is that a good story to sit around and laugh at? It's bad decision making to latch onto a girl of the sort who'll surprise-miscarry another man's baby in a bar's shitter.
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Sep 8, 2014 19:26
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because we all loving love dead babies? Maybe thats why this upsets you, you big baby.
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Sep 8, 2014 19:26
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Right, you guys don't get to go home during deployment to bang your girls. Still not a funny story!
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Sep 8, 2014 19:29
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Accretionist posted:It's bad decision making to latch onto a girl of the sort who'll surprise-miscarry another man's baby in a bar's shitter. That, or she was too dumb to know she was a few months pregnant from the man she was cheating on PFC Goodtipper with.
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Sep 8, 2014 19:29
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Affi posted:How is that a good story to sit around and laugh at? Probably because she miscarried jody's baby all across the floor because lol enlisted relationships are all doomed for loving failure
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Sep 8, 2014 19:29
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Affi posted:Right, you guys don't get to go home during deployment to bang your girls. 
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Sep 8, 2014 19:50
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Affi posted:Right, you guys don't get to go home during deployment to bang your girls. It is a multilayered story where you have to pay attention to the details and have some background knowledge to truely appreciate it. I am frankly surprised that bar back dude doesn't have military ties to have crafted this 500 word masterpiece. Dude blowing money first weekend back from deployment, judging from timeline I'd guess 6ish months, but doesn't really matter. Man has chubby not so good looking girlfriend, a recurring theme throughout enlisted history. Girlfriend is dumb enough to not know she was pregnant. Like this is the level of human trash dumb enlisted find, women who don't notice or mind that they gained weight and stopped bleeding out their oval office hole. Night goes on long enough that she has a miscarriage. That is an insane amount of drinking, especially considering lower class tolerance average. Now, remember that this man was away for months. This woman got knocked up while he was away. Jody is a generic term mil folks use for "the dude(s) she's loving while I'm gone". It is art worth literary analysis.
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Sep 8, 2014 20:48
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Mad Dragon posted:That, or she was too dumb to know she was a few months pregnant from the man she was cheating on PFC Goodtipper with. "chubby girlfriend", is probably being nice. Comedy option, "It was supposed to be a surprise!". Yeah, let's stick with stupid. KirbyKhan posted:It is a multilayered story where you have to pay attention to the details and have some background knowledge to truely appreciate it. I am frankly surprised that bar back dude doesn't have military ties to have crafted this 500 word masterpiece. Beautiful.
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KirbyKhan posted:It is a multilayered story where you have to pay attention to the details and have some background knowledge to truely appreciate it. I am frankly surprised that bar back dude doesn't have military ties to have crafted this 500 word masterpiece. Could we stop abusing the word "chubby"? Like, until recently the term had the connotation of "carries extra weight, but still would sober." Like, just past the upper end of a Dove ad campaign model or the lower end of plus sized clothing. Not "can't tell that they're pregnant because of the gigantic gunt"
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Sep 8, 2014 21:38
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Stultus Maximus posted:Could we stop abusing the word "chubby"? Like, until recently the term had the connotation of "carries extra weight, but still would sober." Like, just past the upper end of a Dove ad campaign model or the lower end of plus sized clothing. Not "can't tell that they're pregnant because of the gigantic gunt" That was probably more due to her mental faculties than her weight, though.
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Sep 8, 2014 22:17
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KirbyKhan posted:It is a multilayered story where you have to pay attention to the details and have some background knowledge to truely appreciate it. I am frankly surprised that bar back dude doesn't have military ties to have crafted this 500 word masterpiece. Its like poetry, they rhyme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxU2eqZtYmc
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KirbyKhan posted:It is a multilayered story where you have to pay attention to the details and have some background knowledge to truely appreciate it. I am frankly surprised that bar back dude doesn't have military ties to have crafted this 500 word masterpiece. awesome!
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Sep 9, 2014 03:18
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Just out of curiosity, where does the term "Jody" come from, does anyone know?
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Sep 9, 2014 04:38
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Affi posted:Right, you guys don't get to go home during deployment to bang your girls. cool goku avatar you dildo riding dipshit failed abortion
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Sep 9, 2014 04:48
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:cool goku avatar It's actually from the end of a great Rick and Morty episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExitLAP6F9U. A great Adult Swim show. But the rest still applies.
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Sep 9, 2014 04:59
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Affi posted:Right, you guys don't get to go home during deployment to bang your girls. Die in a fire tia
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Sep 9, 2014 12:57
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Affi posted:Right, you guys don't get to go home during deployment to bang your girls. I can understand how surviving through your mother's miscarriage might trigger you. Its ok little buddy.
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Sep 9, 2014 16:38
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Affi posted:Right, you guys don't get to go home during deployment to bang your girls. Your mother should have coat-hangered you across the floor of the truck stop toilet where she gave out gob-jobs for dollar bills.
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Sep 9, 2014 16:45
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Affi posted:Right, you guys don't get to go home during deployment to bang your girls. and yeah EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Die in a fire tia Fister Ardennes fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Sep 9, 2014 |
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Sep 9, 2014 17:02
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Your mother should have coat-hangered you across the floor of the truck stop toilet where she gave out gob-jobs for dollar bills.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Your mother should have coat-hangered you across the floor of the truck stop toilet where she gave out gob-jobs for dollar bills.  I've been saving this real life sign for a rainy day.
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LingcodKilla posted:
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Your mother should have coat-hangered you across the floor of the truck stop toilet where she gave out gob-jobs for dollar bills.
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Sep 10, 2014 02:37
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crosspost from awkward/ugly/gross thread. He's a high speed low drag "cryptographic technician" tryin' to win jet skis and a pool table.
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Sep 10, 2014 18:14
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canyoneer posted:crosspost from awkward/ugly/gross thread. LOL his highest medal is a loving NAM.
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Sep 11, 2014 00:38
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I hope he gets paperwork, that name tag is not authorized.
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Sep 11, 2014 00:42
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LingcodKilla posted:
Lol, I know exactly where that is too. Used to live a couple minutes away. edit: I believe there is a planned parenthood right across the street as well
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Sep 11, 2014 01:03
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Cojawfee posted:I hope he gets paperwork, that name tag is not authorized. Cpl Carey gonna set that squid straight.
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Sep 11, 2014 01:56
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Mad Dragon posted:LOL his highest medal is a loving NAM. Gotta be a reservist.
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Sep 11, 2014 03:25
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He must be a brand new chief, hasn't written himself up for a few COMs yet.
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I mentioned this in the Current Events thread, but I know a guy from high school who's a CTN2. I love calling him an IT guy because he gets pissed off and talks about how important and badass it is.
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