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Adult Illiteracy
Oct 10, 2012

Cloks posted:

What other songs have been mentioned in Achewood? Off the top of my head I can think of Smashing Pumpkin's Blank Page and The Boys Are Back in Town.

BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Pakled posted:

In a similar vein, "actually dates to the earliest monotheists" is another great line that never gets any respect because the next panel has "the Hindenburg of walkin' into a room."

"an appeasement of chutneys" is one of just a half-dozen great things in that comic.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Pakled posted:

"I couldn't tell if he had a haircut or not" is a great line overshadowed by the one immediately before it.

In a similar vein, "actually dates to the earliest monotheists" is another great line that never gets any respect because the next panel has "the Hindenburg of walkin' into a room."

He barely stayed alive against Beef on this one, and he knows it.

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

Cloks posted:

What other songs have been mentioned in Achewood? Off the top of my head I can think of Smashing Pumpkin's Blank Page and The Boys Are Back in Town.

These guys could bore a nuclear explosion back into its shell! I mean, at least you can tap your foot to an incoming fax!

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete
This is one of my favourites. The last panel gets me every single time

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

It might surprise you how useful a descriptor "mouth mace" is in real life.

Foppish Yet Dashing
Jun 29, 2004

-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now

Cloks posted:

What other songs have been mentioned in Achewood? Off the top of my head I can think of Smashing Pumpkin's Blank Page and The Boys Are Back in Town.

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=03182002

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Cloks posted:

What other songs have been mentioned in Achewood? Off the top of my head I can think of Smashing Pumpkin's Blank Page and The Boys Are Back in Town.

There's mention of gangster rap about burning down zoos.

boo_radley
Dec 30, 2005

Politeness costs nothing

Shmoses posted:

This is one of my favourites. The last panel gets me every single time
TSA: Please Leave Your Ammo-Filled Bibles And Hot Sauce Grenades At Home

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


Great now I've read a bunch of comments from people who are extremely upset that Nazis won't let them carry loaded guns onto planes.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Shmoses posted:

This is one of my favourites. The last panel gets me every single time

Ray doesn't like the idea of blowing up elephants, but is totally okay with a dog named Yard Dancer being destroyed.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
Todd gave us so many precious sayings over the years and even his alt-text was great.

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005
I have been to breakfast restaurants at breakfast time.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Some of the best achewood conversations are entirely one-sided.

boo_radley
Dec 30, 2005

Politeness costs nothing
( creamy guitar solo )

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
Lyle is Lyle.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Hadn't realized how perfect this is a summary of Ray's character until I stumbled upon it today with the random comic option.

Oh neat! Fifty bucks!

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe

That whole series is basically some of my favorite Achewood.

Nonsense!

Notice how, in the crash, everyone is all scuffed up aside from Ray.

Darth Windu fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Sep 10, 2014

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

"I'm actually pretty open minded, once you get to know me" is the mantra of the deluded man.

I am such a man, as are you. We are all Ray Smuckles, just without the wealth.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

JethroMcB posted:

I am such a man, as are you. We are all Ray Smuckles, just without the wealth.

Every poor man in America thinks himself to be a temporarily-embarrassed Ray Smuckles.

prezbuluskey
Jul 23, 2007
A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
<thoughtfully fingers second Onion Offense card> :)

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
YOU RICH BASTARDS ARE SO HUNG UP ON YOUR DECORUM YOU FORGET WHAT MATTERS!

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.


One of my favorite details in this is that Lyle is so angry about this subject that he is shaking. Literally trembling with rage about a disagreement about the best helicopter decapitations.

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
Don't you lecture me cracker

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01312010 always gets me because I've run into people that really do get mad that I wasn't composting 'right'.

dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.

scalded schlong posted:

Some of the best achewood conversations are entirely one-sided.

This strip is germane and yes I graduated from Talk Like A Dick school

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I think you have to have an unusual sense of humor to laugh at this one. The wording just tickles me.

How do you know?

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you

Atmus posted:

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01312010 always gets me because I've run into people that really do get mad that I wasn't composting 'right'.
"Dirt ain't exactly nature's choosiest substance when it comes to havin' recently been other stuff!" and "DO CORRECT DIRT ACTIVITIES!" always crack me up.

The Sphinxster posted:

I think you have to have an unusual sense of humor to laugh at this one. The wording just tickles me.

How do you know?
When you start being down with hams despite their being big and unfashionable. Denise.

prezbuluskey
Jul 23, 2007
A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
http://imgur.com/gallery/uyoUW/new

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!


Who are the guys in "Here comes a special boy" and "Being in trouble is a fake idea?"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Did anybody survive breast attack on gently caress mountain?

arnbiguous
Feb 2, 2014
Gary’s Answer

hahaha somebody downvoted this

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Jerusalem posted:

Did anybody survive breast attack on gently caress mountain?

I did, but I took an areola in the knee.

glug
Mar 12, 2004

JON JONES APOLOGIST #1

Being in trouble is a fake idea - should've used Ray Rice.

Fillerbunny
Jul 25, 2002

so confused.

ManiacClown posted:

Who are the guys in "Here comes a special boy" and "Being in trouble is a fake idea?"

The special boy is Matt Forté. Not sure on the other dude.

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

Fillerbunny posted:

The special boy is Matt Forté. Not sure on the other dude.

Joe Flacco.

That is the best imgur gallery.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Brett Favre isn't available as some sort of "Legend" is he? Cause "Say good stuff about my dick" is absent from that gallery.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Brett Favre isn't available as some sort of "Legend" is he? Cause "Say good stuff about my dick" is absent from that gallery.

The Madden gif generator thing doesn't let you say "dick." :v:

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

Pakled posted:

The Madden gif generator thing doesn't let you say "dick." :v:

It is, however, entirely okay with Weedlord Bonerhitler.

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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Doctor Goat posted:

It is, however, entirely okay with Weedlord Bonerhitler.

Which NFL player is this season's Weedlord Bonerhitler?

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