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R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

you can't fire a gun with no hands.


well, you could, but it'd be significantly more difficult

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GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

R. Mute posted:

you can't fire a gun with no hands.


well, you could, but it'd be significantly more difficult

I can get behind a 'guns don't kill people, hands kill people' campaign. Stranglings, stabbings shootings, all hand related, stricter hand control is needed.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

R. Mute posted:

you can't fire a gun with no hands.


well, you could, but it'd be significantly more difficult

Yes, that was the thought process of the Belgian Civil Service as well. It turns out, yes, Virginia, enough individuals in the Belgian Congo could fire guns without hands to smash the bosh.

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004


I'm reading this history of the U.N. and some of the anecdotes I swear I've specifically seems before, like how the Belgians didn't train more than a dozen or so university graduates in Congo so the country never had a real administration.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Vivian Darkbloom posted:

I'm reading this history of the U.N. and some of the anecdotes I swear I've specifically seems before, like how the Belgians didn't train more than a dozen or so university graduates in Congo so the country never had a real administration.
it wasn't really intended to cripple a congolese state, that was just a lucky coincidence. belgium never invested heavily into a congolese education system and left this to catholic missionaries - partially as an overflow of domestic policies wrt schools (some of the major political crises in belgium were about the state/catholic school divide) and partially a leftover from when congo was a personal fiefdom of leopold ii when it was all about extracting and not about investing. considering that the original belgian plan was to grant independence somewhere after the eighties, they didn't really plan for the problems of immediate independence because reality is overrated.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Except if you don't, you've just left a large soviet force alone which can then charge forward to Rostov on Don and cut off army group A completely.

Eh, the Soviet resistance in the region wasn't nearly as organized as it came to be (e: indeed, Stalin thought Case Blue was a ruse), and definitely block-able. Had the Germans not made a bee-line towards Stalingrad, the Soviets would have had to pursue them into the Caucasus, and that would have been sucky. The German supply line might have been cut off, but once Army Group South tapped into the oil fields, that wouldn't have been as much of a problem. Even if they felt like destroying Stalingrad's industrial capacity was a top objective that couldn't wait, that didn't require actually attempting to occupy the city.

e: And yes, Army Group South was running out of fuel when it got to that point, but that's hardly the time to be splitting up your army and having half of it try to occupy a major city head-on.

e2: Bottom line - Hitler was a taaaaaard.

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

Would Hitler have accepted any concessions though? They don't call it the War of Annihilation for nothing.

Probably not, but it's always interesting to think about what strategies would and wouldn't have worked, if Germany was to have any hope of winning.

Majorian fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Sep 11, 2014

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Majorian posted:

Probably not, but it's always interesting to think about what strategies would and wouldn't have worked, if Germany was to have any hope of winning.

I'm waiting for Ukraine to de-classify details of Stalin's Summer '43 proposal.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

My Imaginary GF posted:

I'm waiting for Ukraine to de-classify details of Stalin's Summer '43 proposal.

Are you referring to the tentative peace talks between the USSR, Germany, and Japan?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

OMG

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Guys do you think the Lippstadt league might have succeeded if Prince Braunshweig had been a little less full of himself, and also if Reinhard died or something idk

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

SedanChair posted:

Guys do you think the Lippstadt league might have succeeded if Prince Braunshweig had been a little less full of himself, and also if Reinhard died or something idk

yes, especially if he vanquished vlad the impaler first

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

SedanChair posted:

Guys do you think the Lippstadt league might have succeeded if Prince Braunshweig had been a little less full of himself, and also if Reinhard died or something idk

No, their opponent was just too dreamy. :allears: Oh Reinhard-sama...

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004


R. Mute posted:

it wasn't really intended to cripple a congolese state, that was just a lucky coincidence. belgium never invested heavily into a congolese education system and left this to catholic missionaries - partially as an overflow of domestic policies wrt schools (some of the major political crises in belgium were about the state/catholic school divide) and partially a leftover from when congo was a personal fiefdom of leopold ii when it was all about extracting and not about investing. considering that the original belgian plan was to grant independence somewhere after the eighties, they didn't really plan for the problems of immediate independence because reality is overrated.

It seems like almost all the colonial administrators just assumed that they could hold on till 1975 or whatever, yeah

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

SedanChair posted:

Guys do you think the Lippstadt league might have succeeded if Prince Braunshweig had been a little less full of himself, and also if Reinhard died or something idk

I had to Google these names because I've never seen Legend of Galactic Heroes, but now I think I should. Especially since the Empire in question is ruled by a dynasty called the Goldenbaums. They're even controlling MAH ANIME!!!:jewish:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It's garbage, like all anime.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Vivian Darkbloom posted:

It seems like almost all the colonial administrators just assumed that they could hold on till 1975 or whatever, yeah

Their calculations did not include accurate projections of Soviet and Chinese logistical operations.

E:

Majorian posted:

Are you referring to the tentative peace talks between the USSR, Germany, and Japan?

:tinfoil: The real reason Russia is driving towards the Ukranian State Security Archives.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

My Imaginary GF posted:

:tinfoil: The real reason Russia is driving towards the Ukranian State Security Archives.

Boy, that is a long con on their part; can't fault them on patience or commitment to a long-term strategy.

zoux posted:

It's garbage, like all anime.

Anime is like musical theater to me - I'm absolutely crazy for a handful of examples, and absolutely despise the rest. That said, the characters in Legend of the Galactic Heroes have hair that could only be described as ~kawaii~.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Majorian posted:

Boy, that is a long con on their part; can't fault them on patience or commitment to a long-term strategy.


Anime is like musical theater to me - I'm absolutely crazy for a handful of examples, and absolutely despise the rest. That said, the characters in Legend of the Galactic Heroes have hair that could only be described as ~kawaii~.

Russia plays geopolitical chess whereas the west plays geopolitical poker.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Majorian posted:

Anime is like musical theater to me - I'm absolutely crazy for a handful of examples, and absolutely despise the rest. That said, the characters in Legend of the Galactic Heroes have hair that could only be described as ~kawaii~.

It's really good if you like people discussing political philosophy, economics and military strategy while static fleets slowly blow each other up, which I do because I'm a monstrous human being. In my opinion it is the definitive Space Opera.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

SedanChair posted:

Guys do you think the Lippstadt league might have succeeded if Prince Braunshweig had been a little less full of himself, and also if Reinhard died or something idk

they would all have needed to be less full of themselves as whatever successes merkatz might have had were sabotaged by his subordinates' lack of discipline

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
Is this the place to share 9/11 memories? I remember hearing about it just before I left for high school, and by the time I was at school the towers had gone from struck to falling down. This was El Paso, so everyone was terrified of some kind of follow-up attack on Fort Bliss. I remember people seriously worried about nuclear bombs, which strikes me as kind of funny now.

And then there were the fake Nostradamus email forwards, the flag car decals, weeks upon weeks of seeing the second plane hit on CNN, shopping so the terrorists wouldn't win, and everyone losing their goddamn minds.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

It's really good if you like people discussing political philosophy, economics and military strategy while static fleets slowly blow each other up, which I do because I'm a monstrous human being. In my opinion it is the definitive Space Opera.

Holy poo poo, how have I not seen this? (and yet have somehow seen the "Fatal Fury" anime movie...)

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Majorian posted:

Holy poo poo, how have I not seen this? (and yet have somehow seen the "Fatal Fury" anime movie...)

Because you know the truth, that anime is for poors and social individuals who wish to see giant battles while philosiphizing on existential questions go to the opera.


Bingo, spot-on.
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My Imaginary GF fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Sep 11, 2014

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It's really not good. Like all anime the dialog is mostly expository and stilted and the "philosophizing" that people rave about rarely rises above college freshmen smoking weed level.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Cheekio posted:

There's got to be some good math about how socially connected the US citizens are so that the minimum number of deaths results in the greatest amount of personal connections to the tragedy. Like imagine you're playing 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon, but instead you're playing how big did 9/11 have to be before every American is 2 degrees from it.

vietnam's probably close to the lower bound (~58k dead) in that most everyone from the generational cohort who went there knew someone who died whereas iraq/afghanistan you might know someone who served but not necessarily someone who died there

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

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zoux posted:

Like all anime the dialog is mostly expository and stilted and the "philosophizing" that people rave about rarely rises above college freshmen smoking weed level.

Not really surprising that it gets celebrated when you consider that every action or crime movie where the protagonist roughs up somebody got interpretated as a deep commentary on American torture practises by "critics".

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Erm I think LGH came out way before that?

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

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zoux posted:

Erm I think LGH came out way before that?

My point is that people always seem very eager to wank themselves off over what they perceive to be deep commentary in entertainment media. The torture thing was merely an example.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Oh no LGH was very much trying to do the deep philosophy thing it just failed at it unless you are an idiot weaboo.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
It's me, I sprung the trap

Ur-trap sprung

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

SedanChair posted:

It's me, I sprung the trap

Ur-trap sprung

An avowed communist springing a trap using Japanese culture? Gentlemen, I do believe this is how America became involved in two wars.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

zoux posted:

It's really not good. Like all anime the dialog is mostly expository and stilted and the "philosophizing" that people rave about rarely rises above college freshmen smoking weed level.

It certainly is pretty stilted, though I don't know about all anime being that way. And yeah, it isn't some deep treatise on any topic it covers, at one point the idea of a defeat in detail is introduced and it blows some Rear Admirals mind, but it's still more thoughtful, or at least more upfront about it's thoughts, than most of the stuff you'll see outside of books. I think it can still be worth watching though, it's up to your personal preference.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
On the topic of anime, Ghost in the Shell is a deeply compelling inspection of Masamune Shirow's interest in lesbians getting it on with each other.

Randler fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Sep 11, 2014

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer
It's giant spaceships shooting each other set to Wagnerian opera. I'm not sure why you're looking for a post-doctoral thesis; it is thoroughly enjoyable for what it is.

Ham Equity fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Sep 11, 2014

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Statement: people often incorrectly label a work as allegory when at most it contains symbolic language sounds or images.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
i basically look at it as animated space game of thrones but less creepy and less of a ridiculous goddamn mess

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

My Imaginary GF posted:

Because you know the truth, that anime is for poors and social individuals who wish to see giant battles while philosiphizing on existential questions go to the opera.

Can we have opera chat? Because I loving love opera. "Les Contes d'Hoffmann" is my favorite.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Majorian posted:

Can we have opera chat? Because I loving love opera. "Les Contes d'Hoffmann" is my favorite.

Oh god yes. I've got to find my correapondance with Havel over Wozzeck while imprisoned by the Soviets now.

SkySteak
Sep 9, 2010

haveblue posted:

Not for nothing is "never get involved in a land war in asia" the most famous of the classic blunders

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
I keep hoping Bryn Terfel will do something with the LA or SF opera. I sing baritone-bass so that elephant seal-human hybrid is my hero.

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