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kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

CzarChasm posted:

The blood of two dead parents, mixed with freshly minted orphan tears and three strong splashes of bitters. Serve over ice cold vengeance.

Thanks Pierre.

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Zamboni Apocalypse
Dec 29, 2009
Not a panel, but quoting from the World War Hulk tie-in Gamma Files:

Gamma Files posted:


The Abominatrix (Florence Sharples) was an employee of Jasper Keaton's savings and loan company who [participated in a medical experiment to control the effects of pre-menstrual syndrome with gamma radiation, which left her with perpetual PMS and transformed her into a super-strong form similar to the Abomination's.




Gamma Files posted:


Gamma-Burn (Ethel Gaxton) volunteered for research to use gamma rays in an effort to cure pre-menstrual syndrome. Instead, she was transformed into a super-strong green monster.


"Dealing with PMS or accidentally creating more gamma monsters? gently caress it, light 'em up! How bad could it be?"

"Uhm, gamma monsters *with* PMS?"

"Nah, never happen!"

And I'm not all the way through the "Gamma Mutates" section, there may be more...

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


techknight posted:

Yeah, it really sticks out the Kents are always explicitly referred to as Clark's foster parents in old Adventure/Superboy issues

I think it mostly has to do with how in the Silver Age he was always Super-something, Superbaby, Superboy, Superman, he never really integrated as a human.

Sefer
Sep 2, 2006
Not supposed to be here today

Diet Poison posted:

My favourite thing about Ms. Marvel is all the little things in the art you can miss unless you really examine the whole thing. On this panel I love the distressed girl who has clearly brought her Math book to Media class. There's also a scene in a back alley with a bunch of lovely boxes stacked against a wall labeled "ALLEY BOXES". Definitely a book that will suffer if it loses its artist.

There's another one with a sign post that has been kicked out of shape. The sign reads "do not kick sign."

xiw
Sep 25, 2011

i wake up at night
night action madness nightmares
maybe i am scum

Cpig Haiku contest 2020 winner

Diet Poison posted:

My favourite thing about Ms. Marvel is all the little things in the art you can miss unless you really examine the whole thing. On this panel I love the distressed girl who has clearly brought her Math book to Media class. There's also a scene in a back alley with a bunch of lovely boxes stacked against a wall labeled "ALLEY BOXES". Definitely a book that will suffer if it loses its artist.

'SNOW MEXICO'

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

mind the walrus posted:

Now that's one relic of the Silver Age I'm very happy to leave behind. As an adopted kid it's definitely my preferred "relation" to Superman to see him as another adopted kid who sees the Kents as "his" parents for all intents and purposes, not some weird hyper-intelligent alien baby/kid who instantly understood and essentially rejected them just because he wasn't born to them. It worked in the Silver Age because DC back then didn't give much of a gently caress about continuity and weird hyper-intelligent alien baby/kid Supes was better-suited to the kind-of wackiness they wanted to tell, but while I enjoy that for what it is I'll never back that as my preferred interpretation of the character. Never ever.


I specifically remember Superman in the Silver Age as Superboy like basically teaching Ma and Pa Kent. It really was a bad relationship.

Going to have to pick up Ms. Marvel, that's pretty cool artwork.

Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Hollismason posted:

Going to have to pick up Ms. Marvel, that's pretty cool artwork.

The art in it reminds me so much of how great Seth Fisher was at drawing expressive art.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Diet Poison posted:

My favourite thing about Ms. Marvel is all the little things in the art you can miss unless you really examine the whole thing. On this panel I love the distressed girl who has clearly brought her Math book to Media class. There's also a scene in a back alley with a bunch of lovely boxes stacked against a wall labeled "ALLEY BOXES". Definitely a book that will suffer if it loses its artist.
Is Jake Wyatt still doing it? I like his stuff.

http://jakewyattriot.tumblr.com/


She hulk: "Oh god, she's going commando. Gah!"

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing posted:

Is Jake Wyatt still doing it? I like his stuff.

http://jakewyattriot.tumblr.com/

She hulk: "Oh god, she's going commando. Gah!"

I have been anticipating Necropolis ever since I saw the preview panels a year or two back. Looks like we only have a year before it's out!

Chortles
Dec 29, 2008

Say Nothing posted:

Is Jake Wyatt still doing it? I like his stuff.
He was filling in for the "Healing Factor" two-parter (#6 and #7), Adrian Alphona's back on for this arc. Incidentally, #11 also debuts a new cover artist.

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.

I thought this was the Hulk in drag and was immediately disappointed to learn otherwise.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Diet Poison posted:

My favourite thing about Ms. Marvel is all the little things in the art you can miss unless you really examine the whole thing. On this panel I love the distressed girl who has clearly brought her Math book to Media class. There's also a scene in a back alley with a bunch of lovely boxes stacked against a wall labeled "ALLEY BOXES". Definitely a book that will suffer if it loses its artist.

And, of course, Marty McFly in the back row, NOT tardy for once.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

404GoonNotFound posted:

And, of course, Marty McFly in the back row, NOT tardy for once.

He is still a slacker.

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
Speaking of school and jokes, TEEN DOG #1



Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

Majuju posted:

Speaking of school and jokes, TEEN DOG #1

Well, I guess no one'd specified you have to post good comics in this thread.

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Drifter posted:

Well, I guess no one'd specified you have to post good comics in this thread.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Drifter posted:

Well, I guess no one'd specified you have to post good comics in this thread.

shut the gently caress up drifter

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer
Guess I'm picking up Teen Dog now. I really hope it is Poochie: the series.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I feel that he should have a baseball cap on backwards and a skateboard.

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

LoonShia posted:

I feel that he should have a baseball cap on backwards and a skateboard.

The cap would make it too on-the-nose for Poochie, but:



buy this book if you like dumb jokes and generally being happy with life

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I do like those things!

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


Soonmot posted:

Guess I'm picking up Teen Dog now. I really hope it is Poochie: the series.

It basically is. I thought it was very cute, and I like that it's really just a series of short jokes rather than a continuous story.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



xiw posted:

'SNOW MEXICO'

Reminds me of that Dave Attell joke: "Eskimos, or as I call them 'Snow Mexicans'."

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Hawkeye got herself arrested.




Later, during some espionage.



Hawkeye #20

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

See, now if they had paced the avengers a little differently, they would have had an excellent excuse for hawkguy to introduce this thing, and it's just a funny joke, and then later on when he's hypnotized he hacks the helicarrier with it. That would have been priceless.

Strontosaurus
Sep 11, 2001

This little girl has been smuggling extra soft toilet paper into Blackgate. It's apparently very popular.


Batman Eternal #23

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Uthor posted:



Hawkeye #20

Matt and Chip Zdarsky should make a Hawkeye porn parody about the other arrow variants :quagmire:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Did he shoot the usb arrow into the slot?

Right way round the first time?

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

SynthOrange posted:

Did he shoot the usb arrow into the slot?

Right way round the first time?

He is an incredible archer.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

fatherboxx posted:

Matt and Chip Zdarsky should make a Hawkeye porn parody about the other arrow variants :quagmire:

There's already a fist arrow, isn't there?

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

SynthOrange posted:

Did he shoot the usb arrow into the slot?

Right way round the first time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obSQJEJoOlw

Senor Candle
Nov 5, 2008
Speaking of Teen Dog, look at what they sent out with the preview a month or so back.

Chortles
Dec 29, 2008

Diet Poison posted:

My favourite thing about Ms. Marvel is all the little things in the art you can miss unless you really examine the whole thing. On this panel I love the distressed girl who has clearly brought her Math book to Media class. There's also a scene in a back alley with a bunch of lovely boxes stacked against a wall labeled "ALLEY BOXES". Definitely a book that will suffer if it loses its artist.
I got a closer look at her shirt: "KEEP CALM I'M PERSIAN LIKE THE CAT"

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

SynthOrange posted:

Did he shoot the usb arrow into the slot?

Right way round the first time?

I'd expect Barton to gently caress it up somehow (shooting the USB drive into a Thunderbolt port? not ejecting the drive properly and corrupting the data?), but this is all Kate's doing. She screws up by not thinking things through.




Hawkeye 20

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Random unsourced weirdness.











Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Zamboni Apocalypse posted:

Not a panel, but quoting from the World War Hulk tie-in Gamma Files:





"Dealing with PMS or accidentally creating more gamma monsters? gently caress it, light 'em up! How bad could it be?"

"Uhm, gamma monsters *with* PMS?"

"Nah, never happen!"

And I'm not all the way through the "Gamma Mutates" section, there may be more...

Still doesn't beat Prodigy, the Autistic Hulk, who hates the Hulk because he believes he's autistic because The Hulk yelled at his mom while she was pregnant with him.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Does Prodigy have celebrities supporting him who holds protests because they claim that Hulk Yells cause autism?

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic

I know man. I know!

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Jack Kirby makes a bad pun in Kamandi #5.

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

That's Jack Kirby saying "I know it's a bad pun but gently caress you I've got the talent to make it look awesome anyway."

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