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Xenoborg
Mar 10, 2007

That's almost as good as the people that freaked out when in the Harry Potter movies the girl named Cho was played by an Asian girl.

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Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011

Xenoborg posted:

That's almost as good as the people that freaked out when in the Harry Potter movies the girl named Cho was played by an Asian girl.
Cho Chang, no less.

into the void
Feb 13, 2011

Didn't something similar happen with Cho Chang in Harry Potter? Like fans poo poo themselves when they found out that a clearly asian character was going to be played by an asian actress?

Fake edit: Yep http://www.cracked.com/article_21428_the-6-stupidest-national-outrages-about-fictional-characters.html

Real edit: Damnit, beaten.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

into the void posted:

Didn't something similar happen with Cho Chang in Harry Potter? Like fans poo poo themselves when they found out that a clearly asian character was going to be played by an asian actress?

Fake edit: Yep http://www.cracked.com/article_21428_the-6-stupidest-national-outrages-about-fictional-characters.html

Real edit: Damnit, beaten.

But how can I masturbate to this child charachter in a childrens book if she is portrayed on the screen as a different race to me?

Goddamn SJW's ruin everything.

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BrigadierSensible posted:

But how can I masturbate to this child charachter in a childrens book if she is portrayed on the screen as a different race to me?

Goddamn SJW's ruin everything.
...What is your definition of SJW?
edit: poo poo, I didn't get a joke. My bad

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Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

BrigadierSensible posted:

But how can I masturbate to this child charachter in a childrens book if she is portrayed on the screen as a different race to me?

Goddamn SJW's ruin everything.

I know the meaning of SJW has devolved into "person who disagrees with me" around here but come on.

e: Oh, I see. I don't think most people complaining about Cho Chang being asian know what SJW's are though.

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Sneaksie Taffer
Sep 21, 2009

Fairly sure it's supposed to be "gol-durned SJWs makin' 'em hire Asians instead of pretty white girls" instead of him thinking that SJWs are the ones complaining.

Double Plus Good
Nov 4, 2009
It was also really fun when Blaise Zabini, a character with no description and of ambiguous gender, was largely portrayed by fandom to be a white posh/gothy female love-interest-to-Draco-Malfoy. The character was later revealed by JK Rowling to be a black male. Surprise, fuckers! That was some old school livejournal fandom meltdowns. I'm holding out that WB casts a black actor as Newt Scamander in the upcoming movie, just to piss off racists who can't relate or bear to watch any race ther than white even further. Do it, JKR. You alone have the power.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Ravenfood posted:

Cho Chang, no less.

:psyduck:

Double Plus Good posted:

It was also really fun when Blaise Zabini, a character with no description and of ambiguous gender, was largely portrayed by fandom to be a white posh/gothy female love-interest-to-Draco-Malfoy. The character was later revealed by JK Rowling to be a black male. Surprise, fuckers! That was some old school livejournal fandom meltdowns. I'm holding out that WB casts a black actor as Newt Scamander in the upcoming movie, just to piss off racists who can't relate or bear to watch any race ther than white even further. Do it, JKR. You alone have the power.

Blaise is a male name, so that makes even less sense somehow. The fact that he's Black shouldn't be a surprise either, you can find several French speaking Black people with the name Blaise.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaise_(name)

Literally typing Blaise in Wikipedia would have solved the matter.

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Xenoborg posted:

That's almost as good as the people that freaked out when in the Harry Potter movies the girl named Cho was played by an Asian girl.

How. How how how. I hate this loving world.

moerketid
Jul 3, 2012

I'm actually a bit shocked (I feel naive as gently caress) because I thought the controversy over Rue was that she wasn't dark skinned ENOUGH in the Hunger Games movie? She is quite clearly described, along with Thresh, to be really dark skinned and the girl cast is black, but somewhat lighter in skin tone. I had no idea people wanted her to be white. It just made more sense to my brain that people would be muttering about white-washing than..the opposite. Wow.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
Dr Who.

quote:


One of our national TV broadcasters has a chain of stores that sell DVDs and other merchandise for the shows on their channel. I am waiting in the store in line behind an older customer.)

Customer: “… but I don’t understand why your shop is full of this Doctor Who rubbish! It’s a waste of space! You should be selling products for good, wholesome educational shows, not this science-fiction crap! It doesn’t teach kids anything! I bet that stuff doesn’t even sell!”

Manager: “With all due respect, ma’am, Doctor Who is one of our network’s highest-rating and most popular dramas, and while it is primarily aimed at an older audience it meets the Australian Board of Classification’s definition of a family show. Furthermore, you don’t have to watch it or purchase the merchandise if you don’t agree with it.”

Customer: “It’s not the most popular show! Nobody even watches it! I bet the girl behind me has never even heard of it!”

(She turns to look at me and realises I’m wearing a TARDIS T-shirt holding several pieces of ‘Doctor Who’ merchandise. Behind me in line is a mother with her five- and eight-year-old sons, buying a ‘Doctor Who’ backpack for the older one. The customer realises her argument isn’t going to work and decides to start attacking the mother.)

Customer: “You shouldn’t let him watch that science-fiction crap! It doesn’t teach them anything!”

(Normally I would keep my mouth shut in this situation and let the manager handle it, but I was getting so fed up that I decided to speak up.)

Me: “Excuse me, but Doctor Who is an extremely deep and educational show with a large cult following, that teaches lessons that go far beyond the schoolyard.” *I begin to recite a speech given by a character on the show* “The Doctor taught me that you don’t just give up. You don’t just let things happen. You make a stand. You say no. You have the guts to do what’s right when everyone else just runs away.”

(Taken aback, the customer shut her mouth, quickly pays for her things, and leaves.)

Five-Year-Old Behind Me: “Mummy, I change my mind! I want to be like her when I grow up!”

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
The last sentence :allears:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
That's really, really sad for about eleven different reasons.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
:australia:

I can somewhat imagine the reality being a clerk having to suffer through idle chit chat about the show, based on the logic of "you work at the ABC Shop, you must! love Who" while trying to scan the products as fast as possible.

"Mummy..." pipes up the small girl "...I don't want to smell like her".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5v2JA4Vj_s

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:
The fact that people think Doctor Who is an extremely deep show with loads of hidden meanings is just hilarious, it's just another trashy BBC series like Merlin or Atlantis, I do watch it, but since I live in the UK, it's never been that special, it's just sort of there.

MyFaceBeHi
Apr 9, 2008

I was popular, once.
Wait, Dr Who is aimed at an "older audience?" Are there dalek sex scenes I don't know about? I'm fairly certain that the show is supposed to be a family show aimed at all ages, and has always been the case ever since the very first series.

But, then again, this is stdh-land where people complain that popular show is popular.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

quote:

you don’t just give up. You don’t just let things happen. You make a stand. You say no. You have the guts to do what’s right when everyone else just runs away.
Just imagine if we didn't have Doctor Who and had to live in a world where no piece of popular media taught you unique values like this.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

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into the void posted:

Didn't something similar happen with Cho Chang in Harry Potter? Like fans poo poo themselves when they found out that a clearly asian character was going to be played by an asian actress?

Fake edit: Yep http://www.cracked.com/article_21428_the-6-stupidest-national-outrages-about-fictional-characters.html

Real edit: Damnit, beaten.

Wasn't there also a minor shitstorm about her not being "asian enough", or something equally dumb?

Buh
May 17, 2008

Bargearse posted:

Wasn't there also a minor shitstorm about her not being "asian enough", or something equally dumb?

The Scottish(?) accent was at least a little surprising - it was either not mentioned or made little enough of in the books that I expected her to speak like all the other characters. No doubt there were a bunch of people who calling bullshit because you can't be Scottish AND Chinese, duh.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

moerketid posted:

I'm actually a bit shocked (I feel naive as gently caress) because I thought the controversy over Rue was that she wasn't dark skinned ENOUGH in the Hunger Games movie? She is quite clearly described, along with Thresh, to be really dark skinned and the girl cast is black, but somewhat lighter in skin tone. I had no idea people wanted her to be white. It just made more sense to my brain that people would be muttering about white-washing than..the opposite. Wow.

Yeah, reasonable people were raising that concern, because she really wasn't nearly as dark as the book leads the reader to think. The same can be said for Katniss though since she's described as olive skinned, which Jennifer Lawrence is not. But she rocks in the part anyway.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

MyFaceBeHi posted:

Wait, Dr Who is aimed at an "older audience?" Are there dalek sex scenes I don't know about? I'm fairly certain that the show is supposed to be a family show aimed at all ages, and has always been the case ever since the very first series.

But, then again, this is stdh-land where people complain that popular show is popular.

You see. there are gay characters here and there, so the show's extremely progressive and mature. Even if it's a lizard lady married to her handmaid and they live in Victorian England and are real-life prototypes for Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson.

The Shame Boy
Jan 27, 2014

Dead weight, just like this post.



Is it adult in the same way My Little Pony is adult? Meaning that it's older fans try to find adult humor in things where it is not there?

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



HOOLY BOOLY posted:

Is it adult in the same way My Little Pony is adult? Meaning that it's older fans try to find adult humor in things where it is not there?

Same thing with Rocko's Modern Life.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

HOOLY BOOLY posted:

Is it adult in the same way My Little Pony is adult? Meaning that it's older fans try to find adult humor in things where it is not there?

You mean that it's a kids show written by adults for kids who sometimes insert funny little throwaway pop-culture references kids couldn't possibly understand because the authors find it funny?
It's probably exactly like that, but some spergs point it out as evidence that NO YOU SEE ITS REALLY FOR THE ADULT FANS

See also: This scene from Nickelodeon's iCARLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmYFzKbeIPA

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Doctor Who is more of a family show, for kids and their parents.

They made a kid's show spin off http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sarah_Jane_Adventures and an adult one http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torchwood

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
I've always assumed The Doctor and his companions are casually loving. It make the stupid "romantic tension" less of an issue an I can enjoy my stories about alieums for babbys.

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
The way my friends talked about Dr Who I thought it was I'm the same vein as star trek and battlestar galactica. Not that either of those are high art, but Dr Who is definitely more aimed at children than those.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Master Twig posted:

The way my friends talked about Dr Who I thought it was I'm the same vein as star trek and battlestar galactica. Not that either of those are high art, but Dr Who is definitely more aimed at children than those.

Star Trek is more aimed at adults aiming for children.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


kazil posted:

Star Trek is more aimed at adults aiming for children.

:drat:

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006



A little plausible, I guess, but it has the unmistakable tone of STDH.




Nah.




Sigh.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


"I could totally gently caress my brother, and steal him away from you if I wanted to. Bitch"

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
"Hey look at this text your sister sent me."

"Yeah, she's crazy sorry about that."

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.
What came first? STDH.text or STDH.vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOAbA4E88iY

Lowly
Aug 13, 2009

walrusman posted:



A little plausible, I guess, but it has the unmistakable tone of STDH.


Cause students always address their teachers by their subject instead of "Mrs. Whatever"

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
Cd or not CD

quote:

RETAIL | IN, USA | MUSICAL MAYHEM, TECHNOLOGY
Me: “Hi, how can I help you?”

Customer: “I’d like to return a set of CDs. They don’t work.”

Me: “Well, I can only offer you an exchange on a defective CD. Tell you what, let me take a look at it and we’ll figure out what’s wrong.”

(The customer puts a box set of a very popular audiobook on the counter. I have a hard time believing every single CD in the set is defective.)

Me: “So tell me; what happened when you tried to play the CDs?”

Customer: “I bought the CDs so I could listen to them on my portable CD player while I jog, but every time I put a CD in and hit play, nothing happens. The CDs are obviously broken.”

Me: “I don’t suppose you’d happen to have your CD player with you, do you?”

(The customer pulls out the oldest-looking CD player I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s gigantic, has big chunky buttons, and practically screams ‘late 1990′s.’)

Me: “Oh, that explains a lot. I think I see the problem. See here on the CD cases? It reads, “Mp3 on CD.” That means that the tracks on this CD are in .mp3 format, like what you’d play on an iPod. Your CD player was probably made before mp3s were around. That’s why you can’t play the CDs on this player.”

(The customer looks terrified.)

Customer: “I don’t understand you!”

Me: “Well, it just means that your CD player is too old to recognize the format that the data on those CDs is in.”

Customer: “I don’t understand what you’re saying! I’m no good with technical stuff!”

Me: “Um… it’s just the form that the information on the CDs is in. It’s called an mp3. Your CD player came out before mp3s did, so it doesn’t know how to read the information.”

Customer: “That’s not what it says on the box, though!”

Me: “Yes it is. It says so right there in big letters: ‘Mp3 on CD.’”

Customer: “It says ‘Mp3 OR CD!’”

Me: That’s an ‘N.’ It says ‘on.’ It means that the information on those CDs is in mp3 format.”

Customer: *squinting at the box* “Oh, really? Well, then, I’d like a refund, since I can’t play these CDs.”

Me: “I’m sorry. It’s illegal to return opened CDs in this state. The only thing I can do is exchange it for the exact same item if it’s defective, which it isn’t.”

Customer: “But how am I supposed to play these CDs?!”

Me: “Do you have a computer?”

Customer: “Yeah, but I don’t know how it works! I’m no good with technical stuff!”

Me: “You could try ripping those CDs to your computer and playing them through iTunes or Windows Media Player.”

(The customer stares at me as though I’d suddenly started speaking in tongues.)

Me: “Sorry. I meant, you could put the CD into the disc drive of the computer and listen to it that way.”

Customer: “I. DON’T. KNOW. WHAT. YOU’RE. SAYING.”

Me: “Do you have anyone else at home who could help you use the computer?”

Customer: “I DON’T KNOW HOW TO USE THE COMPUTER! I’M NO GOOD WITH TECHNICAL STUFF!”

Me: “I just meant that maybe someone else could help you get the information off the CDs so you could listen to them. It’s the best solution, since you can’t return them.”

Customer: “No, no, no, no! I’m no good with technical stuff! I don’t understand you at all! This is so confusing!”

Me: “There’s really nothing else I can do for you, then. I’m sorry.”

Customer: *sighs, scoops up her CDs, and walks to the door muttering* “I don’t understand computers at all. This is so confusing. I don’t understand!”

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Khazar-khum posted:

Cd or not CD

Plausible. People are loving morons. I deal with a lot of people who get terrified and angry any time they need to change a piece of their technology.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I can believe that and I kind of feel for the customer. I get a lot of older people who've hesitantly stepped into electronic devices or computer programs, and just when they feel they've mastered it (about 10 years down the line), something changes up again.

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter
A real cashier would have given up after twice and rung up a new CD player though.

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A Classy Ghost
Jul 21, 2003

this wine has a fantastic booquet
"I'm sorry m'am, these CDs are a newer type that your old CD player can't use. They'd work fine on a newer player though! They'll work the same as your current player, they'll just be smaller, which'd be better for jogging anyway. Here, I'll show you where they are!"

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