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Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
So again, surely someone knows, did we ever get Asspirate to hit on his stepmom? He was basically about to do it before I got banned or just lost interest in the thread or whatever. At the very least we got Asspirate to admit he jerked it thinking about her and had him convinced she was making moves on him.

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Captain Candiru posted:

So again, surely someone knows, did we ever get Asspirate to hit on his stepmom? He was basically about to do it before I got banned or just lost interest in the thread or whatever. At the very least we got Asspirate to admit he jerked it thinking about her and had him convinced she was making moves on him.

ehhh... saclopedia says his mom was given a link to the thread through doxxing and then had a long talk with her then decided he had one last chance at his last birthday before moving out and that was the end.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

gnarlyhotep posted:

Tinka Tinka Tee!



:pervert:

That's the twinkle twinkle I'm talkin' 'bout.

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

Wendigee posted:

ehhh... saclopedia says his mom was given a link to the thread through doxxing and then had a long talk with her then decided he had one last chance at his last birthday before moving out and that was the end.

Well, as long as we potentially ruined his life in some way I guess mission accomplished.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

redshirt posted:

That's the twinkle twinkle I'm talkin' 'bout.

Elizabeth Montgomery was a stone cold hottie.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I'd still gently caress microwave's mom hard and long. I'd lick her pussy and rear end, don't givafuk.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Is she still here? Tell here to PM me

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

No. 6 posted:

I'd still gently caress microwave's mom hard and long. I'd lick her pussy and rear end, don't givafuk.

Yeah but I doubt she'd get 30 meters close to you without some kind of court order.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





In the wise words of Nicki Minaj, I'd toss her salad like my name Romaine

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005


:morallyinept:

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 20 hours!
Didn't someone jizz all over a printout of Asspirate's mom and post a picture of it?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

redshirt posted:

Yeah but I doubt she'd get 30 meters close to you without some kind of court order.

I dunno man. I do pretty good with the fairer sex.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

No. 6 posted:

I dunno man. I do pretty good with the fairer sex.

hookers don't really count

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

hookers don't really count

But your mom gave a discount

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

hookers don't really count

what's the exchange rate these days?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

No. 6 posted:

But your mom gave a discount

like that makes you special

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

The discount was because of the brown discharge

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

No. 6 posted:

The discount was because of the brown discharge

wad you call me?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I wish we could elevate the level of discussion in this thread dedicated to the eternal beauty that is Microwave's Mom.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

redshirt posted:

I wish we could elevate the level of discussion in this thread dedicated to the eternal beauty that is Microwave's Mom.

She's hot. I'd gently caress her face.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


redshirt posted:

I wish we could elevate the level of discussion in this thread dedicated to the eternal beauty that is Microwave's Mom.

shes hot

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


No. 6 posted:

She's hot. I'd gently caress her face.

agreed

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

No. 6 posted:

She's hot. I'd gently caress her face.

What if you had to woo her first?

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002


:sonia:

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

redshirt posted:

What if you had to woo her first?

I'd let her suck my cock.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

No. 6 posted:

I'd let her suck my cock.

Hmm, quite the romantic.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


id give her a print out of my posts in this thread

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I'd read her this thread while letting her suck my cock.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

id give her a print out of my posts in this thread

Glued together with your semen right?

super mario batali
Aug 1, 2013

Dice-a the Mushroom
Grimey Drawer

psyopmonkey posted:

Glued together with your semen right?

I like semen

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Martina Hill hotter mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM_ftZCI0o8

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
yare yare daze

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



germans are weirdly open about sexuality,

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

I like seamen.

Theyre usually nice.

:3:

Grey Fox V2
Nov 14, 2008

Augmented Balls of Titanium!
Microwave's Mom: Still Has Got it Going on in 2014.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Grey Fox V2 posted:

Microwave's Mom: Still Has Got it Going on in 2014.

I would love to see a new pic

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I too would like a recent pic.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

I would love to see a new pic

She be all wrinkly and poo poo...

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lol

http://www.reddit.com/r/milf/comments/obvhl/microwaves_mom/

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