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Vaginaface
Aug 26, 2013

HEY REI HEY REI,
do vaginaface!
> Caro ex machina

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Vavrek
Mar 2, 2013

I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?
>Steal truck, make epic getaway.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Vaginaface posted:

> Caro ex machina

TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY
Pork Pro
suck your own dick and shove both your arms up your rear end in a top hat, effectively strangling yourself to death on both ends

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

> steal truck and drive to kurdistan. time to make an independant nation-state!

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Flagrant Abuse posted:

>run to truck
>mow down terrorists with mounted machinegun

and >squawk like a mighty peacock all the while

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Vaginaface posted:

> Caro ex machina

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
>Exaggeratedly tiptoe over to the truck like some old timey cartoon character and steal it.

Dwarf
Oct 21, 2010

Vaginaface posted:

> Caro ex machina

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

almightyerin posted:

>Exaggeratedly tiptoe over to the truck like some old timey cartoon character and steal it.

>Also hum the "sneaky" leitmotif that accompanies cartoon tiptoeing.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
>remove cell phone from pants, call mother and tell her this summer camp loving blows

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Vaginaface posted:

> Caro ex machina

TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY
Pork Pro

Shinjobi posted:

>remove pants

Chicken Doodle
May 16, 2007

Vaginaface posted:

> Caro ex machina

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Pyroi posted:

>Go into another tent

seriously we need to gear up

we need to find at least 2 keys if we're going to successfully escape in the truck. i bet they're in a tent

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
>remove head

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Vaginaface posted:

> Caro ex machina

Groetgaffel
Oct 30, 2011

Groetgaffel smacked the living shit out of himself doing 297 points of damage.
We have a calm moment. Now's the perfect time to
> summon Satan

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
Find a laptop and msg your friend Caro for help

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

> Get on the 12.7mm heavy machine gun on the back of that pick up and blow apart everything in the camp.

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi

Vaginaface posted:

> Caro ex machina

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe
> take a selfie with Caro

Kegslayer
Jul 23, 2007

Vaginaface posted:

> Caro ex machina

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Vaginaface posted:

> Caro ex machina

naem
May 29, 2011

>run to the truck, drive it to this location

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

naem posted:

>run to the truck, drive it to this location


Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Vaginaface posted:

> Caro ex machina

GROVER CURES HOUSE
Aug 26, 2007

Go on...

Vaginaface posted:

> Caro ex machina

Praise be to Allah, Seņor

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice
What the gently caress is a Caro?

You mean the truck?

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Atma posted:

What the gently caress is a Caro?

You mean the truck?

Caro is alive and well and I won't hear anything else

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2299

http://www.salon.com/2011/10/26/npr_celebrates_crazy_forum_trolls_decision_to_practice_unlicensed_medicine_in_libya/

http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/kidnap/kevin-patrick-dawes/view

:rip:

???

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice
Oh now it makes sense.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Caro was a schizophrenic goon who traveled to libya to act as a medic and sniper. He then later tried to enter Syria and sources claim that he was last seen half-starved and begging for death in a Syrian government torture-prison with a scary name.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Also, we're pretty sure he killed a guy

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

CharlestonJew posted:

Caro is alive and well and I won't hear anything else

What the gently caress? I'm so glad this happened.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
>Run over to that technical; kill everyone.

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!


I never heard of this until now.

Holy crap. I generally feel bad for the mentally ill but this is so ridiculously over the top, god drat!

Anyway!

Vaginaface posted:

> Caro ex machina

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
>Find something to break our handcuffs

IncendiaC
Sep 25, 2011

Goddamn I just assumed Caro was involved with local authorities (the old thread title was "Caro vs. the Cops" or something). I had no idea the rabbit hole went this deep :stare:

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GROVER CURES HOUSE
Aug 26, 2007

Go on...

tuyop posted:

What the gently caress? I'm so glad this happened.

The Middle East thread in D&D produces nothing but purestrain :catstare:.

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