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Dr. Witherbone: Nov 1, 2010; CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION

Gorman Thomas posted:

>Bellow out "By Mohammad's grace, wrong tent Brother Abdul!" When he lets down his guard, suck his dick.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 07:40

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 10:00

Vavrek: Mar 2, 2013; I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?

Chard posted:

> Do a donut while Caro sprays lead everywhere
> Honk "La Cucaracha" on the truck's horn as you escape.

Why would I vote for anything else?

# ? Sep 13, 2014 08:42

Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

gggiiimmmppp posted:

> hand over caro to IS in exchange for your freedom

# ? Sep 13, 2014 08:59

gibb3h: Jul 15, 2014

Chard posted:

> Do a donut while Caro sprays lead everywhere
> Honk "La Cucaracha" on the truck's horn as you escape.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 09:50

Groetgaffel: Oct 30, 2011; Groetgaffel smacked the living shit out of himself doing 297 points of damage.

> Use Caro to summon Satan

# ? Sep 13, 2014 09:53

midnightclimax: Dec 3, 2011; by XyloJW

Chard posted:

> Do a donut while Caro sprays lead everywhere
> Honk "La Cucaracha" on the truck's horn as you escape.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 09:56

Nude Bog Lurker: Jan 2, 2007; Fun Shoe

> Suck Caro's dick, and spit the semen into the eyes of your attackers so they become schizophrenic.
> Watch a Youtube first so you know what to do.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 11:17

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Chard posted:

> Do a donut while Caro sprays lead everywhere
> Honk "La Cucaracha" on the truck's horn as you escape.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 11:18

Diesel Fucker: Aug 14, 2003; I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Dr. Witherbone posted:

Bit late, but I like your gusto. How about we just suck Caro's dick instead?

# ? Sep 13, 2014 11:35

White Noise Marine: Apr 14, 2010

Chard posted:

> Do a donut while Caro sprays lead everywhere
> Honk "La Cucaracha" on the truck's horn as you escape.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 13:13

turn it up TURN ME ON: Mar 19, 2012; In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

Chard posted:

> Do a donut while Caro sprays lead everywhere
> Honk "La Cucaracha" on the truck's horn as you escape.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 13:24

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Chard posted:

> Do a donut while Caro sprays lead everywhere
> Honk "La Cucaracha" on the truck's horn as you escape.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 13:26

Affi: Dec 18, 2005; Break bread wit the enemy

X GON GIVE IT TO YA

>Touch our saviour. Bestowing the gift of true sight on him too.

We have a mission from our peacock god people!

# ? Sep 13, 2014 13:30

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

Spending today with family and will be back Sunday night. Monday will be full speed processing of IS.exe.

Current votes:

>shake caro's hand, maybe true sight will help clear his mind: 17
>Do a donut while Caro sprays lead everywhere: 11
>Tell Caro that "Brown Moses" has a secret message for him, hidden inside an ISIS member's skull. Let him take them out: 2
>hand over caro to IS in exchange for your freedom: 2

# ? Sep 13, 2014 13:30

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Chard posted:

> Do a donut while Caro sprays lead everywhere
> Honk "La Cucaracha" on the truck's horn as you escape.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 13:41

dimwit: Jan 30, 2011; There seems to be a misunderstanding

>shake caro's hand, maybe true sight will help clear his mind

# ? Sep 13, 2014 13:41

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

# ? Sep 13, 2014 13:43

GROVER CURES HOUSE: Aug 26, 2007; Go on...

Atma posted:

>have brown moses identify the caliber and manufacturer of the clubs

# ? Sep 13, 2014 13:44

Philosopher King: Oct 25, 2006

�>shake caro's hand, maybe true sight will help clear his mind

�>Do a donut while Caro sprays lead everywhere

Do both.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 14:38

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

I just read this thread and about Caro.
This forum, this drat forum :stonklol:

# ? Sep 13, 2014 15:08

wearing a lampshade: Mar 6, 2013

Chard posted:

> Do a donut while Caro sprays lead everywhere
> Honk "La Cucaracha" on the truck's horn as you escape.

wearing a lampshade fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Sep 13, 2014

# ? Sep 13, 2014 15:12

misterKeith: Feb 9, 2014; You have used 43 of 300 characters allowed.

Chard posted:

> Honk "La Cucaracha" on the truck's horn as you escape.

Yess

# ? Sep 13, 2014 15:19

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Vavrek posted:

Why would I vote for anything else?

# ? Sep 13, 2014 15:29

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

>Tear off across the desert blasting Panama and proclaiming your homosexuality to the world

# ? Sep 13, 2014 15:35

Wentley: Feb 7, 2012

dimwit posted:

>shake caro's hand, maybe true sight will help clear his mind

This is a good plan.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 15:40

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

do some donuts

# ? Sep 13, 2014 16:20

Zapdos: Nov 13, 2010

Chard posted:

> Do a donut while Caro sprays lead everywhere
> Honk "La Cucaracha" on the truck's horn as you escape.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 16:31

InFlames235: Jan 13, 2004; LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

dimwit posted:

>shake caro's hand, maybe true sight will help clear his mind

This.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 17:40

Peroxide Cowboy: Nov 30, 2013

Chard posted:

> Do a donut while Caro sprays lead everywhere
> Honk "La Cucaracha" on the truck's horn as you escape.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 18:03

The Droid: Jun 11, 2012

Philosopher King posted:

�>shake caro's hand, maybe true sight will help clear his mind

�>Do a donut while Caro sprays lead everywhere

Do both.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 18:20

toby: Dec 4, 2002

Philosopher King posted:

�>shake caro's hand, maybe true sight will help clear his mind

�>Do a donut while Caro sprays lead everywhere

Do both.

obviously do both

# ? Sep 13, 2014 18:30

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

just run to the truck holding hands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

# ? Sep 13, 2014 18:49

treasured8elief: Jul 25, 2011; Salad Prong

Chard posted:

> Do a donut while Caro sprays lead everywhere
> Honk "La Cucaracha" on the truck's horn as you escape.

yeah

# ? Sep 13, 2014 20:38

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

yeah do the donuts/la cucaracha and THEN when you have reached safety, bestow true sight upon Caro

# ? Sep 13, 2014 20:45

toby: Dec 4, 2002

Feranon posted:

yeah do the donuts/la cucaracha and THEN when you have reached safety, bestow true sight upon Caro

changing answer

# ? Sep 13, 2014 22:03

Literally Kermit: Mar 4, 2012; t

>Ride shotgun and tell Caro to do sick donuts and finish with a drive-by on former captors
>Lean out window with hand outstretched and scream "HIGH-FIVE IF YOU LOVE ALLAH!"
>Bestow true sight on those who instinctively return the high-five, converting them to your cause
>Send new followers to take over base, rename it The Rainbow Connection

# ? Sep 13, 2014 22:58

Dwarf: Oct 21, 2010

Literally Kermit posted:

>Ride shotgun and tell Caro to do sick donuts and finish with a drive-by on former captors
>Lean out window with hand outstretched and scream "HIGH-FIVE IF YOU LOVE ALLAH!"
>Bestow true sight on those who instinctively return the high-five, converting them to your cause
>Send new followers to take over base, rename it The Rainbow Connection

# ? Sep 13, 2014 23:22

naem: May 29, 2011

Literally Kermit posted:

>Ride shotgun and tell Caro to do sick donuts and finish with a drive-by on former captors
>Lean out window with hand outstretched and scream "HIGH-FIVE IF YOU LOVE ALLAH!"
>Bestow true sight on those who instinctively return the high-five, converting them to your cause
>Send new followers to take over base, rename it The Rainbow Connection

# ? Sep 13, 2014 23:33

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Literally Kermit posted:

>Ride shotgun and tell Caro to do sick donuts and finish with a drive-by on former captors
>Lean out window with hand outstretched and scream "HIGH-FIVE IF YOU LOVE ALLAH!"
>Bestow true sight on those who instinctively return the high-five, converting them to your cause
>Send new followers to take over base, rename it The Rainbow Connection

# ? Sep 13, 2014 23:37

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DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Literally Kermit posted:

>Ride shotgun and tell Caro to do sick donuts and finish with a drive-by on former captors
>Lean out window with hand outstretched and scream "HIGH-FIVE IF YOU LOVE ALLAH!"
>Bestow true sight on those who instinctively return the high-five, converting them to your cause
>Send new followers to take over base, rename it The Rainbow Connection

# ? Sep 13, 2014 23:39

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