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kazil posted:Only goons can recognize jokes and everyone else is just a big dummy sharing it unironically. It couldn't be that they recognize the joke too. If they recognize it and don't share it it'll never pop up in their feed again. They have to share just to be safe.
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Sep 14, 2014 17:17
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We would do this in Canadian public and high schools as well. I assumed everyone did it. It never felt like nationalist brainwashing, it was just something we had to do every day. That being said, I'm glad I don't have to anymore, as it was rather boring.
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Sep 14, 2014 17:48
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Sep 14, 2014 18:12
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check out my stretch-marked belly
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Sep 14, 2014 18:44
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He's going to fool everyone and reveal it's actually one of his testicles.
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Sep 14, 2014 19:53
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Someone I used to work with. These are all from the same person. I wish I could just screencap her entire profile.       
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Sep 14, 2014 19:56
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I went to a Catholic School that added "born and unborn" on the end to make it a pro-life thing. Edit: also schools totally do still do this. There's just an overactive conservative persecution complex. ThatPazuzu has a new favorite as of 20:09 on Sep 14, 2014 |
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Sep 14, 2014 20:05
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So does that dude just huff oils all day and think its healthy or is it just aromatherapy?
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Sep 14, 2014 20:14
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Crain posted:So does that dude just huff oils all day and think its healthy or is it just aromatherapy? yes. I don't get it.
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Sep 14, 2014 20:45
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ThatPazuzu posted:I went to a Catholic School that added "born and unborn" on the end to make it a pro-life thing. I always thought it was stupid so by high school I just didn't say it or even stand up. A ton of kids would yell at me for not doing it. I didn't give a poo poo that I was offending them. Really makes u think
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Sep 14, 2014 21:01
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I think from the Idiots on Facebook thread in early 2012 there was something posted of a guy saying "I punched a guy for not saying 'under god' during the pledge of allegiance and got suspended" and then someone else replying "good going! shame you had to get suspended though, I guess this is Obama's America". Jesus would be so proud of you, buddy 
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Sep 14, 2014 21:12
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Aaaaaghhh, kids are not loving "intuitive" about this poo poo, they see you doing something (not realizing you're a hopeless dumbass since they don't have a big frame of reference) and imitate it. That's how they learn. Nikaer Drekin has a new favorite as of 21:26 on Sep 14, 2014 |
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Sep 14, 2014 21:23
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Whoever wrote the database of names for Social Fixer (or whatever that plugin is) is a genius. I'm constantly amazed by how many / how clever they are.
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Sep 14, 2014 22:00
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When I went to jury duty (well the summons, where everyone is in a large waiting room waiting to see if they get picked for a jury or not) before they did anything, they had everyone stand up for the pledge of allegiance. You obviously weren't required to do it, but almost everyone I saw there did. This was also like what 8:30/9 in the morning so imagine a room full of 100+ standing, sleepy, adults saying the pledge in a monotone tired voice. It was the weirdest/creepiest thing. So in conclusing, the pledge is stupid and they should actually take it out of schools instead of the fantasy schools these image macros are about
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Sep 14, 2014 22:10
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WeeabooJudas posted:We would do this in Canadian public and high schools as well. I assumed everyone did it. There's a Canadian pledge of allegiance? 
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Sep 14, 2014 22:22
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AlbieQuirky posted:There's a Canadian pledge of allegiance? I remember we used to say the Lord's Prayer, and sing Oh Canada, sometimes also God Save The Queen. When it was stopped everyone was thrilled. It was the most hated part of the entire day.
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Sep 14, 2014 22:36
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:I think from the Idiots on Facebook thread in early 2012 there was something posted of a guy saying "I punched a guy for not saying 'under god' during the pledge of allegiance and got suspended" and then someone else replying "good going! shame you had to get suspended though, I guess this is Obama's America". Were they just doing the original one as it was actually written? quote:I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. According to wikipedia, Francis Bellamy, the man who originally wrote the pledge was a socialist  . I wish that fact was a little better known.
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Sep 14, 2014 22:45
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Picnic Princess posted:I remember we used to say the Lord's Prayer, and sing Oh Canada, sometimes also God Save The Queen. Goddamn, how loving old are you? I only ever had to sing O, Canada; it was the bilingual version where all us anglos would mumble in tune to the french sections. My parents sang God Save the Queen, I guess, or maybe they just know it from being in the military.
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Sep 14, 2014 22:47
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Spalec posted:According to wikipedia, Francis Bellamy, the man who originally wrote the pledge was a socialist He was a socialist christian minister who purposely left God out of it. Which is like triple infuriating to blowhards.
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Sep 14, 2014 23:02
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My wife is a member on facebook of a group that does sale/swapping of items, mostly kid stuff. A little better than Craigslist, because people have to use their real name and you feel less likely to be murdered. A few weeks ago a backyard breeder put up some cane corso puppies that were super cute, for (I think) $600 each. She sold them all super fast, and then disappeared, leaving the group and blocking everyone's calls. Then the buyers started to post on the group asking if any of the other buyers could get ahold of the seller. Why's that? ALL OF THE DOGS HAVE PARVO (and the seller probably knew about it) 
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Sep 14, 2014 23:08
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Read bottom-up
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Sep 14, 2014 23:25
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KoldPT posted:Read bottom-up This is great.
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Sep 14, 2014 23:37
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Sep 14, 2014 23:39
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Goddamn, how loving old are you? I only ever had to sing O, Canada; it was the bilingual version where all us anglos would mumble in tune to the french sections. My parents sang God Save the Queen, I guess, or maybe they just know it from being in the military. I remember doing these things and I'm only 26, maybe grade 3 or 4.
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Sep 14, 2014 23:40
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Up until last year I was a substitute teacher and we did this poo poo every morning. We also had a moment of quiet reflection (aka prayer).
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Sep 14, 2014 23:45
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I wonder how offended these people talking about "MUH PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE AND DUN TAKE OUT UNDER GOD!" would be if I showed them the ten pound British note. It has Charles Darwin on it.
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Sep 14, 2014 23:50
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Tracula posted:I wonder how offended these people talking about "MUH PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE AND DUN TAKE OUT UNDER GOD!" would be if I showed them the ten pound British note. It has Charles Darwin on it. Their bodies would create an aneurism before the image could travel from their eyes to their brain. That or they'd quip that there was a reason we fought to stop being British.
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Sep 14, 2014 23:57
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Tracula posted:
If I was the driver, this bitch would get checked. Tracula posted:I wonder how offended these people talking about "MUH PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE AND DUN TAKE OUT UNDER GOD!" would be if I showed them the ten pound British note. It has Charles Darwin on it. Also, the "Under God" part was added in the 1950s, so we could fight communists or something. Founding Fathers had nothing to do with it, so the idea that removing it is making GBS threads on tradition/history is actually the opposite of what removing "under God" would be doing.
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Sep 14, 2014 23:59
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sulphix posted:If I was the driver, this bitch would get checked. Whoa. poo poo that wouldn't happen about poo poo that didn't happen.
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Sep 15, 2014 00:10
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sulphix posted:If I was the driver, this bitch would get checked. 
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Sep 15, 2014 00:29
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Spalec posted:Were they just doing the original one as it was actually written? Google "Bellamy salute" and be more amused.
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Sep 15, 2014 00:30
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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:Google "Bellamy salute" and be more amused. Oh my god... Francis Bellamy is a brilliant time traveling troll. There is no other explanation.
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Sep 15, 2014 00:53
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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:Google "Bellamy salute" and be more amused.  Haha, I want some kid to do this and claim just to be doing it like the original writer did.
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Sep 15, 2014 00:57
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I'm not sure if this thread went over this yet, but there's a group called Bodybuilders Against Tipping that has some pretty funny stuff: https://www.facebook.com/bodybuildersagainsttipping
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Sep 15, 2014 01:09
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Crain posted:So does that dude just huff oils all day and think its healthy or is it just aromatherapy? She discovered oils and now she just claims they cure everything, and she has no need to any medication, or doctors. Last winter she was curing her kid's flu with oils too. Also when the oils fail, she has turned to the Zyto Compass Scan. If you spend at least 1 minute looking up the Zyto scan, it'll be obvious that it's a pyramid scheme and that the thing you put your hand on doesn't actually diagnose or do anything besides take your money.
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Sep 15, 2014 01:20
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casual poster posted:I'm not sure if this thread went over this yet, but there's a group called Bodybuilders Against Tipping that has some pretty funny stuff: https://www.facebook.com/bodybuildersagainsttipping
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Sep 15, 2014 01:36
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Funosaurus posted:She discovered oils and now she just claims they cure everything, and she has no need to any medication, or doctors. Last winter she was curing her kid's flu with oils too. How long until the quack doctors drop all the mysticism and technobabble, and just start talking about balancing the humors?
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Sep 15, 2014 01:43
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I know I've seen it posted in the thread, but I can't seem to find it, here or Google. It's a meme or a screencap that's basically a bunch of ways in which someone benefits, throughout his day, from government programs, and then ends with "and goes home and posts on Facebook about how worthless the government is and how they can't do anything right", or something like that. If you find this via Google, please share your -fu.
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Sep 15, 2014 02:26
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Goddamn, how loving old are you? I only ever had to sing O, Canada; it was the bilingual version where all us anglos would mumble in tune to the french sections. My parents sang God Save the Queen, I guess, or maybe they just know it from being in the military. Not that old, 32. But I did grow up in small town Alberta.
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