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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Spectacle Rock posted:

Eighty Two Thousand Dollars!? This monstrosity costs us $82,000!?!?

But Spectacle, it's gonna cost eighty five hundred dollars. We've only got five hundred in the bank, so that leaves... eighty hundred.

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



MondayHotDog posted:

But Spectacle, it's gonna cost eighty five hundred dollars. We've only got five hundred in the bank, so that leaves... eighty hundred.

Are you acquainted with our state's stringent usury laws?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

MondayHotDog posted:

But Spectacle, it's gonna cost eighty five hundred dollars. We've only got five hundred in the bank, so that leaves... eighty hundred.

:mad: Ninety dollars!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Everything Counts posted:

You know, guts. ...and black stuff.

You don't know nothing about genetics, Counts. It goes boy - girl - boy - girl!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

MondayHotDog posted:

But Spectacle, it's gonna cost eighty five hundred dollars. We've only got five hundred in the bank, so that leaves... eighty hundred.

100 million?

[opens a briefcase of cash, counts] Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fuenf... Oh, don't vorry, we still enough left to buy the Cleveland Browns.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Do over Ham posted:

100 million?

[opens a briefcase of cash, counts] Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fuenf... Oh, don't vorry, we still enough left to buy the Cleveland Browns.

It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

100 million?

[opens a briefcase of cash, counts] Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fuenf... Oh, don't vorry, we still enough left to buy the Cleveland Browns.

Ham, my wallet is in my right front pocket.

:20bux::20bux::20bux:

Oh, and I'll take that statue of Justice, too.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

MondayHotDog posted:

But Spectacle, it's gonna cost eighty five hundred dollars. We've only got five hundred in the bank, so that leaves... eighty hundred.

Well you'll have to remember we assembled a crack team of goons

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Skeesix posted:

Well you'll have to remember we assembled a crack team of goons



....Hired goons?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

mrfart posted:

It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start.

Um, because I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

Do over Ham posted:

Um, because I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start.

This is better than a movie, how?

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Sasha aint ratchet posted:

This is better than a movie, how?

I've been reading a lot of scripts lately. It's a lot cheaper than actually going to the movies.

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Spectacle Rock posted:

Eighty Two Thousand Dollars!? This monstrosity costs us $82,000!?!?

Well, all that money sounds mighty tempting, Spectacle, but I think I'm going to have to go with the elephant.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Well, all that money sounds mighty tempting, Spectacle, but I think I'm going to have to go with the elephant.

Here are the keys.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Well, all that money sounds mighty tempting, Spectacle, but I think I'm going to have to go with the elephant.

Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts elephants!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Do over Ham posted:

Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts elephants!

Explain how.

Spectacle Rock
May 24, 2013

Deviant posted:

Explain how.

The tiny aorta fairies will take Mr. Leg Vain on a long trip to get married to Princess Left Ventricle :)

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Deviant posted:

Explain how.

Money can be exchanged for good and services. :eng101:

Spectacle Rock posted:

The tiny aorta fairies will take Mr. Leg Vain on a long trip to get married to Princess Left Ventricle :)

I want to tell you about the most wonderful place in the world: Doggie heaven. In doggie heaven, there are mountains of bones, and you can't turn around without sniffing another dog's butt!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Do over Ham posted:

Money can be exchanged for good and services. :eng101:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Bastard! He's always one step ahead! :argh:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Sasha aint ratchet posted:

This is better than a movie, how?

Now the movie's turned into a play! Still good though.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

Now the movie's turned into a play! Still good though.

I've seen plays that were more exciting that this! Honest to God, plays.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Do over Ham posted:

100 million?

[opens a briefcase of cash, counts] Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fuenf... Oh, don't vorry, we still enough left to buy the Cleveland Browns.


Did I hear the sound of a briefcase opening?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Root Bear posted:

Did I hear the sound of a briefcase opening?

Thank you, Fat Tony. However, in the future, I would prefer a nondescript briefcase to the sack with a dollar sign on it.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
What was I laughing at again? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

The Dennis System posted:

What was I laughing at again? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman.

Look out The Dennis System! He's Irish!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Do over Ham posted:

Look out The Dennis System! He's Irish!

The only characters Myers could ever come up with were pathetic stick figures with the words "Sarcastic Horse" and "Manic Mailman" printed on them. And they stank!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Applewhite posted:

The only characters Myers could ever come up with were pathetic stick figures with the words "Sarcastic Horse" and "Manic Mailman" printed on them. And they stank!

Yes, Applewhite. Everything stinks.

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

jscolon2.0 posted:

I've been reading a lot of scripts lately. It's a lot cheaper than actually going to the movies.

I've been doing some thinking, and I've got some ideas to improve the show. One, Roark needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Roark's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Roark"? Three...

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Roark posted:

I've been doing some thinking, and I've got some ideas to improve the show. One, Roark needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Roark's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Roark"? Three...

So he's proactive, huh?

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

ShaqDiesel posted:

So he's proactive, huh?

Militants, huh? Well, if I were you, I'd kick their asses.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

MondayHotDog posted:

I've seen plays that were more exciting that this! Honest to God, plays.

You can always depend on the kindness of strangers,
To pluck up your spirits,
and shield you from dangers!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

ShaqDiesel posted:

So he's proactive, huh?

Maude, eh?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

ShaqDiesel posted:

So he's proactive, huh?

You mean Cerberus?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Applewhite posted:

You mean Cerberus?

Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're on the East Coast, Hank Scorpio.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

TMMadman posted:

Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're on the East Coast, Hank Scorpio.

I am actually speaking Rigellian. By an astonishing coincidence, both of our languages are exactly the same.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

CatchrNdRy posted:

You can always depend on the kindness of strangers,
To pluck up your spirits,
and shield you from dangers!

If there's a quote that you must post
Don't crow or try to boast
Don't pout
Don't sob
Just do a half assed job!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

CatchrNdRy posted:

I am actually speaking Rigellian. By an astonishing coincidence, both of our languages are exactly the same.

We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, O CatchrNdRy. And we have learned to imatoot you exarktly.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

CatchrNdRy posted:

You can always depend on the kindness of strangers,
To pluck up your spirits,
and shield you from dangers!

. Long before the Superdome,
. Where the Saints of football play,
. There's a city where the damned call home,
. Hear their hellish rondelet:
.
. New Orleans!
. Home of pirates, drunks, and whores...
. New Orleans!
. Tacky, overpriced souvenir stores...
.
. If you want to go to hell, you should take a trip
. To the Sodom and Gomorrah of the Mississip':
.
. New Orleans!
. Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile...
. New Orleans!
. Putrid, brackish, maggotty, foul...
.
. New Orleans!
. Crummy, lousy, rancid and rank...
. New Orleans!

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Skeesix posted:

If there's a quote that you must post
Don't crow or try to boast
Don't pout
Don't sob
Just do a half assed job!

:mad: D'ooooh re mi fa so la ti...

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