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Spectacle Rock posted:Eighty Two Thousand Dollars!? This monstrosity costs us $82,000!?!? But Spectacle, it's gonna cost eighty five hundred dollars. We've only got five hundred in the bank, so that leaves... eighty hundred.
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MondayHotDog posted:But Spectacle, it's gonna cost eighty five hundred dollars. We've only got five hundred in the bank, so that leaves... eighty hundred. Are you acquainted with our state's stringent usury laws?
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 19:56 |
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MondayHotDog posted:But Spectacle, it's gonna cost eighty five hundred dollars. We've only got five hundred in the bank, so that leaves... eighty hundred. Ninety dollars!
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 20:01 |
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Everything Counts posted:You know, guts. ...and black stuff. You don't know nothing about genetics, Counts. It goes boy - girl - boy - girl!
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 20:17 |
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MondayHotDog posted:But Spectacle, it's gonna cost eighty five hundred dollars. We've only got five hundred in the bank, so that leaves... eighty hundred. 100 million? [opens a briefcase of cash, counts] Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fuenf... Oh, don't vorry, we still enough left to buy the Cleveland Browns.
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 20:36 |
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Do over Ham posted:100 million? It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start.
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 20:44 |
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Do over Ham posted:100 million? Ham, my wallet is in my right front pocket. Oh, and I'll take that statue of Justice, too.
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 20:44 |
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MondayHotDog posted:But Spectacle, it's gonna cost eighty five hundred dollars. We've only got five hundred in the bank, so that leaves... eighty hundred. Well you'll have to remember we assembled a crack team of goons
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 20:51 |
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Skeesix posted:Well you'll have to remember we assembled a crack team of goons ....Hired goons?
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 00:39 |
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mrfart posted:It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Um, because I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:24 |
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Do over Ham posted:Um, because I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start. This is better than a movie, how?
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:47 |
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Sasha aint ratchet posted:This is better than a movie, how? I've been reading a lot of scripts lately. It's a lot cheaper than actually going to the movies.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:54 |
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Spectacle Rock posted:Eighty Two Thousand Dollars!? This monstrosity costs us $82,000!?!? Well, all that money sounds mighty tempting, Spectacle, but I think I'm going to have to go with the elephant.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:58 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Well, all that money sounds mighty tempting, Spectacle, but I think I'm going to have to go with the elephant. Here are the keys.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 03:23 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Well, all that money sounds mighty tempting, Spectacle, but I think I'm going to have to go with the elephant. Twenty dollars can buy many
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 03:43 |
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Do over Ham posted:Twenty dollars can buy many Explain how.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 04:01 |
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Deviant posted:Explain how. The tiny aorta fairies will take Mr. Leg Vain on a long trip to get married to Princess Left Ventricle
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 04:08 |
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Deviant posted:Explain how. Money can be exchanged for good and services. Spectacle Rock posted:The tiny aorta fairies will take Mr. Leg Vain on a long trip to get married to Princess Left Ventricle I want to tell you about the most wonderful place in the world: Doggie heaven. In doggie heaven, there are mountains of bones, and you can't turn around without sniffing another dog's butt!
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 04:11 |
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Do over Ham posted:Money can be exchanged for good and services.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 04:47 |
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Bastard! He's always one step ahead!
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 04:48 |
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Sasha aint ratchet posted:This is better than a movie, how? Now the movie's turned into a play! Still good though.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 05:18 |
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TMMadman posted:Now the movie's turned into a play! Still good though. I've seen plays that were more exciting that this! Honest to God, plays.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 05:20 |
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Do over Ham posted:100 million? Did I hear the sound of a briefcase opening?
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 05:34 |
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Root Bear posted:Did I hear the sound of a briefcase opening? Thank you, Fat Tony. However, in the future, I would prefer a nondescript briefcase to the sack with a dollar sign on it.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 05:44 |
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What was I laughing at again? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:27 |
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The Dennis System posted:What was I laughing at again? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman. Look out The Dennis System! He's Irish!
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 10:15 |
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Do over Ham posted:Look out The Dennis System! He's Irish! The only characters Myers could ever come up with were pathetic stick figures with the words "Sarcastic Horse" and "Manic Mailman" printed on them. And they stank!
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 15:18 |
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Applewhite posted:The only characters Myers could ever come up with were pathetic stick figures with the words "Sarcastic Horse" and "Manic Mailman" printed on them. And they stank! Yes, Applewhite. Everything stinks.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 15:19 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:I've been reading a lot of scripts lately. It's a lot cheaper than actually going to the movies. I've been doing some thinking, and I've got some ideas to improve the show. One, Roark needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Roark's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Roark"? Three...
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Roark posted:I've been doing some thinking, and I've got some ideas to improve the show. One, Roark needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Roark's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Roark"? Three... So he's proactive, huh?
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 21:15 |
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ShaqDiesel posted:So he's proactive, huh? Militants, huh? Well, if I were you, I'd kick their asses.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 21:22 |
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MondayHotDog posted:I've seen plays that were more exciting that this! Honest to God, plays. You can always depend on the kindness of strangers, To pluck up your spirits, and shield you from dangers!
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:10 |
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ShaqDiesel posted:So he's proactive, huh? Maude, eh?
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:13 |
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ShaqDiesel posted:So he's proactive, huh? You mean Cerberus?
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:30 |
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Applewhite posted:You mean Cerberus? Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're on the East Coast, Hank Scorpio.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:35 |
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TMMadman posted:Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're on the East Coast, Hank Scorpio. I am actually speaking Rigellian. By an astonishing coincidence, both of our languages are exactly the same.
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:18 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:You can always depend on the kindness of strangers, If there's a quote that you must post Don't crow or try to boast Don't pout Don't sob Just do a half assed job!
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:46 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:I am actually speaking Rigellian. By an astonishing coincidence, both of our languages are exactly the same. We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, O CatchrNdRy. And we have learned to imatoot you exarktly.
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 01:00 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:You can always depend on the kindness of strangers, . Long before the Superdome, . Where the Saints of football play, . There's a city where the damned call home, . Hear their hellish rondelet: . . New Orleans! . Home of pirates, drunks, and whores... . New Orleans! . Tacky, overpriced souvenir stores... . . If you want to go to hell, you should take a trip . To the Sodom and Gomorrah of the Mississip': . . New Orleans! . Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile... . New Orleans! . Putrid, brackish, maggotty, foul... . . New Orleans! . Crummy, lousy, rancid and rank... . New Orleans!
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Skeesix posted:If there's a quote that you must post D'ooooh re mi fa so la ti...
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