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mr.capps posted:>Switch to Melek Taus
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 20:08 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 04:09 |
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mr.capps posted:>Switch to Melek Taus
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 20:08 |
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> Switch to some random person outside somethingawful HQ as ISIS attacks for this post > Switch to Lowtax putting on his battle armor.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 20:15 |
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> Have the mountain come to us.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 20:21 |
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Van Kraken posted:> Have the mountain come to us. >Make sure the terrorist camp is between you and the mountain first.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 20:22 |
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visceril posted:>drive away from the camp and shoot up any other vehicles on the way out A reasonable command?!
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 20:29 |
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> Switch to mountain
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 20:31 |
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>during the drive jam out to "Jock Jams" which was inexplicably left in the truck
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 20:32 |
>Go to Dubai instead and get your hookers and blow on.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 20:33 |
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tuyop posted:>Go to Dubai instead and get your hookers and blow on. >by "hookers and blow" you mean fellate Caro the entire time you are escaping the IS camp up until you get to making goku pants for each other. Even if he cums don't stop
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 20:37 |
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visceril posted:>drive away from the camp and shoot up any other vehicles on the way out
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 20:51 |
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> Get a laptop. > Get on SA and go to the IS.exe thread. > Post unfunny lolrandom bullshit, make it at least four lines long. > Get emptyquoted for five pages.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 21:00 |
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Nude Bog Lurker posted:> Get a laptop.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 21:30 |
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Nude Bog Lurker posted:> Suck Caro's dick, and spit the semen into the eyes of your attackers so they become schizophrenic.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 21:38 |
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Nude Bog Lurker posted:> Get a laptop.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 21:50 |
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Put googly eyes on our dick, give our dick the true sight.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 21:50 |
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Nude Bog Lurker posted:> Get a laptop.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 21:55 |
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lot o grumps itt
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 21:58 |
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Nude Bog Lurker posted:> Get a laptop.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:00 |
Though for real long strings of multiple commands is kinda cheating it/a lameroid thing to do.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:02 |
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Dr. Witherbone posted:Though for real long strings of multiple commands is kinda cheating it/a lameroid thing to do. It's true, it is. I'll keep 'em shorter from now on. I didn't know this was so serious! I make no apologies for attempting to create Outer Heaven: Terrorist Cocksucking Edition.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:15 |
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Dr. Witherbone posted:Though for real long strings of multiple commands is kinda cheating it/a lameroid thing to do. Multiple commands at once are kind of against the spirit of these adventure games. The idea is to perform an action and then act upon the given result. A lot of these commands assume certain things will happen when the previous command hasn't even resolved yet. Instead of ">shoot man in hand, take gun, 360 backflip into airplane and fly to luxembourg to kill the Big Boss" just try and stick with ">shoot man in hand, take gun." See what happens, and then react to that. I've been letting multiple commands slide when I think they're funny, and have been killing the player when they don't make sense. Anyway, I'm going to start taking only the first command when someone submits multiple commands. The Melek Taus chess thing is a pretty good scene, though. It may be the last one to resolve. It's not really a command though, more of a narrative. 2nd place will probably be the true command.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:16 |
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Literally Kermit posted:It's true, it is. I'll keep 'em shorter from now on. I didn't know this was so serious! You're fine. Just better to nip it in the bud before every voted command becomes a paragraph of text and it takes me 3 hours to finish the assets for it.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:17 |
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>Explain the Tao to Caro
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:22 |
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Search for a pair of Truck Nutz to put on the truck
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:25 |
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Ok Atma! Allow me to rephrase my command: >get in the car with Caro in the back manning the gun and drive to safety >if we survive and are safe, convert orange jumpsuits to Goku pants
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:30 |
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Atma please don't let this story go to an unrelated scene with lowtax doing zany stuff around the world with an Iron Man suit, with multiple line commands per post. please.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:33 |
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>RED MILES
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:34 |
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the_steve posted:Tell Caro we have an even better idea: we're going to go to the mountain.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:35 |
>write to do/bucket list
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:35 |
>Cast "Sing Gnarls Barkley", then go through the camp and reenact the "Going On" music video to convert the ISIS militants.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:36 |
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>chaos reigns
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:37 |
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> Loot nearby tent for weapons, food, water, gasoline, holy writings, virgins, etc
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:44 |
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making posts about this internet art game is right serious business and i'll have you all know i don't cotton to all your tomfoolery henceforth, only sensible, gentlemanly posts will be honoured >sip tea
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:51 |
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That command doesn't make sense. >Look for tea.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:06 |
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>hit a big rear end ramp
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:07 |
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If we only have one command. >convert clothing into goku pants.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:09 |
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Tenzarin posted:
This is definitely my poo poo
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:15 |
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Gorman Thomas posted:This is definitely my poo poo It's everyone's ironic lol poo poo
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:18 |
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We gotta finish off those terrorists first. >Soul Breaker
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:18 |