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Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

mr.capps posted:

>Switch to Melek Taus
>Stare at the large incomprehensible chess like game board between you and Mohammed.
>Move the two orange jump suit wearing pieces towards the mountain in the middle of the game board.
>Say to Mohammed, "Our game has been going on for longer than a millennium. Lets end it today."
>Go all in.

This. Also:
>Get in truck and escape

# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:22

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 09:46

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

>hop on caros shoulders and charge with your noble goon steed against the terrorists while dodging rockets

# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:22

Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

>Go to Mount Sinjar
>Stop giving gigantic complicated commands

# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:43

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

>go fox hunting with the lads

# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:48

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

Slam into the truck chest-first, imprinting your poo poo-drawing of the Prophet Muhammed on the side. That way the terrorists will have to look away before they try to shoot you

# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:48

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

>brush up on the quran since you're a muslim and all, maybe observe praying to mecca, i'unno, might be a good idea

# ? Sep 15, 2014 23:51

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

CharlestonJew posted:

Slam into the truck chest-first, imprinting your poo poo-drawing of the Prophet Muhammed on the side. That way the terrorists will have to look away before they try to shoot you

Egad! Take your piffle elsewhere, crumb. This is a gentleman's pursuit and we'll have none of your joking about.

>Have Higgins tack the horses and hitch the hansom. We are going for a jaunt to the mountain.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:02

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj: Apr 15, 2002; arf bark woof

go left

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:05

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

> get droned

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:06

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Xelkelvos posted:

This. Also:
>Get in truck and escape

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:09

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

>Use keys on Caro's eyes

>Have him run past as a distraction

>Lay hands on all from behind

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:12

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

>poo poo pants

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:17

TED BUNNDY: May 30, 2009; SO HUNGRY; Pork Pro

>slam the trukc door on your dick

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:44

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj: Apr 15, 2002; arf bark woof

> pack your rectum with desert sand

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:47

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Magnus Gallant posted:

It's everyone's ironic lol poo poo

not me i have no space ironic unironic postironic or ambiironic for this goku etc

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:54

Fargin Icehole: Feb 19, 2011; Pet me.

quit fuckin' makin gokus

# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:55

Cousarr: Apr 29, 2008; Only a king can make this face.

>Take the highway to the danger zone

# ? Sep 16, 2014 01:13

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

>gently caress the truck

# ? Sep 16, 2014 01:38

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

>Switch to Predator Drone circling above the chaos

# ? Sep 16, 2014 01:43

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

>perform the fusion dance with caro

# ? Sep 16, 2014 01:43

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

wilderthanmild posted:

>Go to truck.
>Mow down captors with machine gun.
>Cut off head of one body.
>Find camera and sewing supplies and perform first ISIS re-heading video.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 01:56

EngineerSean: Feb 9, 2004; by zen death robot

Hogge Wild posted:

>hop on caros shoulders and charge with your noble goon steed against the terrorists while dodging rockets

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:12

Fargin Icehole: Feb 19, 2011; Pet me.

Gridlocked posted:

>Switch to Predator Drone circling above the chaos

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:14

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Gridlocked posted:

>Switch to Predator Drone circling above the chaos

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:21

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Gridlocked posted:

>Switch to Predator Drone circling above the chaos

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:24

tote up a bags: Jun 8, 2006; die stoats die

>Switch to your wife
>Lie to your child's face about how his dad is definitely coming back

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:25

duckfarts: Jul 2, 2010; ~ shameful ~; Soiled Meat

Fargin Icehole posted:

quit fuckin' not makin gokus

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:26

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

don't trust caro it's too convenient that he's just there in the desert all alive and poo poo, barely tortured at all

>ask caro for a sign that he is devout to melek taus, waggling eyebrows at his dick

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:26

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

you irl posted:

don't trust caro it's too convenient that he's just there in the desert all alive and poo poo, barely tortured at all

>ask caro to breathe on a mirror or other polished surface to see if he is still living/has a soul

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:33

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

WWKD

What Would Kyoon Do

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:35

duckfarts: Jul 2, 2010; ~ shameful ~; Soiled Meat

draw mohammads on the car, yourself, caro, everything

# ? Sep 16, 2014 03:00

Magnus Gallant: Mar 9, 2010; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

When this thread gets to Syria heads are gonna roll

# ? Sep 16, 2014 03:04

Runaktla: Feb 21, 2007; by Hand Knit

Gridlocked posted:

>Switch to Predator Drone circling above the chaos

# ? Sep 16, 2014 03:12

Accretionist: Nov 7, 2012; I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Broenheim posted:

>perform the fusion dance with caro

# ? Sep 16, 2014 03:26

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.