The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

TMMadman posted:

We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, O CatchrNdRy. And we have learned to imatoot you exarktly.

First-rate work, TMMadman. This universe you've created is even more impressive than Do Over Ham's milk-carton ukulele.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 01:12

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# ? May 31, 2024 08:22

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Skeesix posted:

If there's a quote that you must post
Don't crow or try to boast
Don't pout
Don't sob
Just do a half assed job!

No offense, Skeesix, but your half assed underposting was a lot more fun than your half assed overposting.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 02:37

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Do over Ham posted:

. Long before the Superdome,
. Where the Saints of football play,
. There's a city where the damned call home,
. Hear their hellish rondelet:
.
. New Orleans!
. Home of pirates, drunks, and whores...
. New Orleans!
. Tacky, overpriced souvenir stores...
.
. If you want to go to hell, you should take a trip
. To the Sodom and Gomorrah of the Mississip':
.
. New Orleans!
. Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile...
. New Orleans!
. Putrid, brackish, maggotty, foul...
.
. New Orleans!
. Crummy, lousy, rancid and rank...
. New Orleans!

I will not defame New Oreleans
I will not defame New Oreleans
I will not defame New Oreleans
I will not defame New Oreleans
I will not defame Ne

# ? Sep 16, 2014 03:14

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

Applewhite posted:

You mean Cerberus?

/\/\One of my all time favorite jokes in all of the Simpsons

Marge, the dog doesn't count as a kid.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 03:17

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Jorghnassen posted:

/\/\One of my all time favorite jokes in all of the Simpsons

Oh, only one person in a million would find that funny.

Yes, we call that the, "Dennis Miller Ratio."

quote:

Marge, the dog doesn't count as a kid.

OK, Marge, if anyone asks, you require twenty four hour nursing care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie is seven people, and Bart was wounded in Vietnam!

# ? Sep 16, 2014 03:29

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

IMJack posted:

D'ooooh re mi fa so la ti...

D'oh!
A deer!
A female deer!

# ? Sep 16, 2014 03:40

ThNextGreenLantern: Feb 13, 2012

jscolon2.0 posted:

D'oh!
A deer!
A female deer!

Hey, better yet, IMJack could shoot a deer! That's like shooting a beautiful man.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 04:43

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

ThNextGreenLantern posted:

Hey, better yet, IMJack could shoot a deer! That's like shooting a beautiful man.

Aw, we should have stayed at the bar and shot some rats.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 04:52

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Class3KillStorm posted:

Aw, we should have stayed at the bar and shot some rats.

Okay, everybody tuck your pants into your socks.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 04:57

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Class3KillStorm posted:

Aw, we should have stayed at the bar and shot some rats.

Rats? You promised me dog or higher. :mad:

# ? Sep 16, 2014 05:04

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Rats? You promised me dog or higher.

And who could forget dear old Ratboy.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 05:40

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

I resent that.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 06:03

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Deviant posted:

I resent that.

Stop gnawing on the drywall! :mad:

# ? Sep 16, 2014 06:08

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Class3KillStorm posted:

Aw, we should have stayed at the bar and shot some rats.

Hey, those ain't your rats, Class3KillStorm.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 06:31

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Okay, everybody tuck your pants into your socks.

don't you hate pants?

# ? Sep 16, 2014 06:42

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Jorghnassen posted:

/\/\One of my all time favorite jokes in all of the Simpsons

Oh, I could give you an answer, but the only ones who'd understand it would be you and me.. and that includes your moderator. :tipshat:

CatchrNdRy fucked around with this message at 07:48 on Sep 16, 2014

# ? Sep 16, 2014 07:06

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

Stop gnawing on the drywall!

Well, then, I guess I'll just have to get into the crawlspace again!

# ? Sep 16, 2014 07:28

Luminous Obscurity: Jan 10, 2007; "The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

TMMadman posted:

Well, then, I guess I'll just have to get into the crawlspace again!

I'll start posting and give that up.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 07:46

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Luminous Obscurity posted:

I'll start posting and give that up.

Good for you, goon. Giving up posting is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do. Have ten dollars. :10bux:

# ? Sep 16, 2014 08:07

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CatchrNdRy posted:

First-rate work, TMMadman. This universe you've created is even more impressive than Do Over Ham's milk-carton ukulele.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 08:28

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Do over Ham posted:

Do Over...Do Over....Do Over..Do Over

# ? Sep 16, 2014 08:34

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CatchrNdRy posted:

Do Over...Do Over....Do Over..Do Over

# ? Sep 16, 2014 11:00

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

CatchrNdRy posted:

Do Over...Do Over....Do Over..Do Over

Camus can do... But Sartre is smar-tre :smug:

# ? Sep 16, 2014 11:08

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Camus can do... But Sartre is smar-tre

Yeah, well...Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter. :smug:

# ? Sep 16, 2014 13:06

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Camus can do... But Sartre is smar-tre

I have directed three plays in my career and I have had three heart attacks.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 13:59

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Camus can do... But Sartre is smar-tre

Come, stranger, join our circle of infamy. Tell us your story of... ennui.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 14:00

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

After The War posted:

Come, stranger, join our circle of infamy. Tell us your story of... ennui.

After The War, do you have other men in this house?

...radioactive men? :raise:

# ? Sep 16, 2014 14:07

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Red posted:

After The War, do you have other men in this house?

...radioactive men?

It's not Red's fault, the ape tricked him!

# ? Sep 16, 2014 14:30

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

PT6A posted:

It's not Red's fault, the ape tricked him!

That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp!

# ? Sep 16, 2014 14:35

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp!

I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 15:18

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

After The War posted:

Come, stranger, join our circle of infamy. Tell us your story of... ennui.

My story's better. It has tigers!

# ? Sep 16, 2014 16:19

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Roark posted:

I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.

throw a couple more apples in the caramel...

# ? Sep 16, 2014 16:33

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

More testicles means more iron!

# ? Sep 16, 2014 16:35

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Red posted:

More testicles means more iron!

Help! I need tungsten to live! Tungsten!

# ? Sep 16, 2014 18:54

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

TMMadman posted:

Help! I need tungsten to live! Tungsten!

A nice, healthy apple...

# ? Sep 16, 2014 18:58

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Applewhite posted:

A nice, healthy apple...

But I always drink plenty of... malk?

# ? Sep 16, 2014 19:16

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

You know, most people don't know the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but I do! Here's a little trick to help you remember: If it's clear an yella, you got juice there fella; if it's tangy and brown you're in cider town!

# ? Sep 16, 2014 19:33

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

TMMadman posted:

You know, most people don't know the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but I do! Here's a little trick to help you remember: If it's clear an yella, you got juice there fella; if it's tangy and brown you're in cider town!