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>use the truck to make a giant goatse symbol on the ground >use the symbol to summon some kind of otherworldly being
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well as long as we have goku pants we might as well have goku powers >ask Melek Taus to teach you the Kamehameha and/or Spirit Bomb. Try to convince him it's for the sake of defeating Muhammad.
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Wizzle posted:You made an image of the prophet. when it goes on the front page i can't wait to see this picture with a giant black censor bar.
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> Jam foot on accelerator, throw arms up in the air and shout "MELEK TAUS TAKE THE WHEEL"
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Wizzle posted:You made an image of the prophet. Yeah but you quoted it so you're gonna get it twice as bad.
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Wizzle posted:You made an image of the prophet. In all fairness, those whack jobs want to kill every single American. Atma just got moved closer to the top of an incredibly long list.
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Sep 16, 2014 20:01
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Go 88 MPH, travel back in time and stop Atma from depicting the prophet muhammed to save him
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requesting Atma gets some kinda of Somethingawful gold poster protection program to protect his identity for this post. I say rename him to Putin to fool them.
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Sep 16, 2014 20:03
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im sorry i killed you atma
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Atma, when you're lined up to be the next one beheaded in an ISIS video, can you leave your dick hanging out of your orange robe so we know it's you
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Tenzarin posted:requesting Atma gets some kinda of Somethingawful gold poster protection program to protect his identity for this post. I say rename him to Putin to fool them. Lowtax and Rob Ford will protect him.
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WEEDLORD CHEETO posted:> Jam foot on accelerator, throw arms up in the air and shout "MELEK TAUS TAKE THE WHEEL"
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Sep 16, 2014 20:17
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>GO BACK AND RESCUE ATMA!
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Reminder that we can have a haram image of Mohammed drawn repeatedly but a hot dog man is more haram
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What if our protagonist is Atma? Captured by ISIS for drawing haram images? Meta There's an easy way to test my theory: >Speak own name aloud
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Applewhite posted:>Speak own name aloud
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Guys, Atma already crudely rendered mohammed in pixel faeces twice before in the thread. The chess prophet isn't really the worst of it.
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Applewhite posted:>Speak own name aloud
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Remicks posted:>Search for useful items in the truck cab and the anuses of yourself and caro  Mustard Snobbery posted:>just go to the loving mountain already  
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> "I'm sorry to interrupt, but did you say his name is Aziz? Are you that guy from Parks and Recreation? I love that show! What's it like being friends with Kanye West? Oh my god, I'm a little starstruck right now, this is so cool! Do you mind if I get your autograph? Oh shoot, I don't have a pen...Caro? Do you have a pen? I want to get Aziz's autograph."
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>say, "aziz ansari what are you doing here?"
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>Throw a rock to distract them, then sneak up on them and grab one of their hands for each of them.
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mr.capps posted:>say, "aziz ansari what are you doing here?"
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>yell "AZIZ! LIGHT!"
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>Craft an ISIS disguise using whatever materials you can find (especially poo poo, cum and puke). >Attempt to relieve the guards/sneak past them
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>tell caro "ok man this was your idea now what do we do about these guards?" hopefully he'll lay down some true sight wisdom here
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>pull out your phone and play Desert Golfing
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Bregor posted:>yell "AZIZ! LIGHT!" Oh poo poo I didn't see this one. This one is the best one.
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> Use knife to cut off your pubes, attach pube to your head to make Goku hair.
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Bregor posted:>yell "AZIZ! LIGHT!" i just got it. this.
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CharlestonJew posted:Go 88 MPH, travel back in time and stop Atma from depicting the prophet muhammed to save him 
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>take .50 off the truck bed, make caro lug it to the entrance, and fire it at the guards from a concealed position
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>Throw the knife at the guard furthest from you. Then kick the closer guard in both the face and the balls at the same time before he can react.
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mr.capps posted:>say, "aziz ansari what are you doing here?"
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> Leave the mountain.
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> Throw the microchip into Aziz' skin.
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Bregor posted:>yell "AZIZ! LIGHT!"
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Bregor posted:>yell "AZIZ! LIGHT!" This, plus use the blade of the knife to reflect the unrelenting sun's rays into both guards' eyes! Not like you can't cure their blindness afterwards, right?
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