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a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Jason Verrett owns

# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:00

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 06:47

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

korrandark posted:

Kevin Brock was on their practice squad. Pollack played well enough filing in for Zeitler. I am concerned about the depth of our team if we keep losing guys to injury.

No he wasn't. Kevin Greene was.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

They didn't sign Charles because they need to replace Smith as a blocking TE, not as a pass-catching threat.

If Zeitler goes to IR it's less a problem for the immediate future because I think Pollak will play well, but it's a huge problem for depth. It also makes Bodine basically unbenchable even if his play starts to suffer. I'm definitely crossing my fingers on that one

Yeah, that's true about Charles. At this rate they'll probably draft a big dumb blocker because I can't imagine a world where Gresham would want to come back to Cincy. Though I thought that about Andre Smith, too...

Depth should be fine. TJ Johnson, Tanner Hawkinson, and Trevor Robinson can play guard. If they can do it well is another question.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:01

three: Aug 9, 2007; i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

Jason Verrett owns

Wow, I knew Bene Benwikere had a good game, but that's pretty awesome to see him as #2 overall.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:02

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

Corey Graham loving owns and I miss him

# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:03

Vhak lord of hate: Jun 6, 2008; I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

Jason Verrett owns

Purposefully cropped to show Sherman sitting down at 28? Someone is feeling good about the Chargers win.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:04

Gerund: Sep 12, 2007; He push a man

Ostentatious posted:

Senator is threatening to challenge the NFL's tax-exempt status if the Redskins name isn't changed.

As DC begins to increase pressure, they hire a Obama staffer as a lobbyist.

The cynic in me would be to say that the reason all these women are being promoted is to provide cover for when the internal report throws whoever the unknown female voice in the AP report under the bus.

" ESPN reports posted:

The NFL has hired Cynthia C. Hogan, a former deputy assistant in the Obama administration, as its senior vice president of public policy and government affairs.

Hogan will help run the NFL's Washington, D.C., office and will report to Paul Hicks, the league's executive vice president of communications and public affairs.

The addition of Hogan, who was part of the White House staff from 2009 to 2013, marks the NFL's latest front-office hire following widespread criticism for its handling of Ray Rice's domestic abuse case.

The NFL announced the hiring of Hogan on Tuesday, one day after appointing three domestic-violence experts -- all women -- to serve as senior advisers to the league.

"We are pleased to welcome Cynthia to our leadership team," Hicks said in a statement released by the league. "Cynthia's broad experience on a wide range of public policy issues will help advance our initiatives in Washington and around the country."

Said Hogan: "The complex and compelling issues of interest to the NFL and the opportunity to help shape policy on those issues is a unique and exciting challenge. I could not be more excited about joining the NFL team."

Hogan helped lead several of the Obama administration's reforms, including gun-violence proposals.

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, who has come under intense scrutiny in the wake of the Rice incident, sent a memo to all teams Monday announcing that Lisa Friel, Jane Randel and Rita Smith will "help lead and shape the NFL's policies and programs relating to domestic violence and sexual assault."

Goodell also announced Monday that Anna Isaacson will be the league's vice president for social responsibility -- a new position -- in addition to her current role as the league's vice president of community affairs and philanthropy.

Terry O'Neill, the president for the National Organization of Women, issued a statement that the NFL's hires are "a step in the right direction -- but it's not enough."

# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:05

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

Jason Verrett owns

I knew Bene Benwikere was going to be something but not so soon and not so loving awesome.

Sour Diesel posted:

Corey Graham loving owns and I miss him

I'd forgotten how irreplaceable a number 3 CB can be.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:07

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Broncos fans are tired of dealing with Phil Simms biased commentary, so they've put in a petition to ban him from covering Broncos games. The city of Denver has spoken.

http://www.milehighreport.com/2014/9/15/6152707/broncos-fans-start-petition-to-ban-cbs-phil-simms-from-broncos

:qq:

If AP had just beat up these babies, he would've avoided the whole looking bad thing.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:10

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I knew Bene Benwikere was going to be something but not so soon and not so loving awesome.

Yeah no poo poo.

Good on Gettleman I guess.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:14

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Sour Diesel posted:

Corey Graham loving owns and I miss him

He's been fantastic this year so far. He probably deserve to be Buffalo's #1 CB.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:16

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I knew Bene Benwikere was going to be something but not so soon and not so loving awesome.

I'd forgotten how irreplaceable a number 3 CB can be.

Chykie

Brown

:negative:

e: he's actually been doing so bad they put Miles at SS and had Elam playing nickel...who actually did a decent job so I dunno what the gently caress, i'd be more comfortable with having terrence brooks at nickel and keep Elam in his usual shallow zone

# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:21

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

I'm pretty god damned irritated with Terrance Brooks getting no playing time in our poo poo show of a secondary but at this point it's just expected out of the Harbaugh Ravens. The motto seems to be why play a young guy with potential when you have a vet who you know for a fact is garbage.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:26

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Volkerball posted:

Broncos fans are tired of dealing with Phil Simms biased commentary, so they've put in a petition to ban him from covering Broncos games. The city of Denver has spoken.

http://www.milehighreport.com/2014/9/15/6152707/broncos-fans-start-petition-to-ban-cbs-phil-simms-from-broncos

If AP had just beat up these babies, he would've avoided the whole looking bad thing.

I oppose it because every Broncos game Simms does is one less Patriots game he's assigned to.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:28

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I'm pretty god damned irritated with Terrance Brooks getting no playing time in our poo poo show of a secondary but at this point it's just expected out of the Harbaugh Ravens. The motto seems to be why play a young guy with potential when you have a vet who you know for a fact is garbage.

Funny thing is I think Jim runs things the same way

# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:31

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Kalli posted:

11 Peyton Mannings vs 11 Tom Bradys.

The matchup we demand and deserve.

The handoff is to Brady

He is...eventually.. yes, finds the edge and turns up field

Manning is very slowly giving chase

# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:39

cp91886: Oct 26, 2005

Volkerball posted:

Broncos fans are tired of dealing with Phil Simms biased commentary, so they've put in a petition to ban him from covering Broncos games. The city of Denver has spoken.

http://www.milehighreport.com/2014/9/15/6152707/broncos-fans-start-petition-to-ban-cbs-phil-simms-from-broncos

If AP had just beat up these babies, he would've avoided the whole looking bad thing.

Why would Simms be biased against the Broncos anyway? Also I don't think he's even coherent enough for it to be possible to prove any pattern to his thoughts.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:44

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

three posted:

Wow, I knew Bene Benwikere had a good game, but that's pretty awesome to see him as #2 overall.

The Bengals have doubled down on a single position in the draft for years now and I hoped he'd be the second CB they grabbed.

The second CB they DID grab was cut from the team.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:45

toxicsunset: Sep 19, 2005; BUY MORE CRABS

Remember that guy who would make power rankings and the jaguars were always inexplicably at the top. Who was that guy. Why were the jaguars always up there. Questions still haven't been answered lindelof you hack

# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:46

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

toxicsunset posted:

Remember that guy who would make power rankings and the jaguars were always inexplicably at the top. Who was that guy. Why were the jaguars always up there. Questions still haven't been answered lindelof you hack

Crimson ghost

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:02

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

I've only really been paying attention to the draft since around 2011 but in that time I've flatly dominated the Ravens scouting department and I haven't done that well.

That reminds me Dolphins fans, how has Jarvis Landry looked? Haven't heard word one about him.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:15

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

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The Giants have placed WR Jerrel Jernigan on season-ending injured reserve.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:24

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

I wonder if Will Hill could get reinstated with the rollbacks on suspensions. I sure hope so, we need the guy.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:28

zimbomonkey: Jul 15, 2008; Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

So is Jon Beason done? Sure as hell seems that way.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:30

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

Intruder posted:

The handoff is to Brady

He is...eventually.. yes, finds the edge and turns up field

Manning is very slowly giving chase

I wonder who is faster. Tom or Manning.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:30

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Brady by miles and miles.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:35

gohuskies: Oct 23, 2010; I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.

Shindragon posted:

I wonder who is faster. Tom or Manning.

No way Manning could juke Urlacher

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:46

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Peyton's 40 time: 4.8 seconds
Brady's 40 time: 5.28 seconds

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:48

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

zimbomonkey posted:

So is Jon Beason done? Sure as hell seems that way.

He's good when he's not hurt.

He's always hurt.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:55

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

Peyton's 40 time: 4.8 seconds
Brady's 40 time: 5.28 seconds

15 years ago

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:56

Strasburgs UCL: Jul 28, 2009; Hang in there little buddy

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

Peyton's 40 time: 4.8 seconds
Brady's 40 time: 5.28 seconds

Yeah but that was before Peyton became bionic.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:56

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

blue squares posted:

15 years ago

Yeah and Brady's had knee surgery since then

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:57

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Vhak lord of hate posted:

Purposefully cropped to show Sherman sitting down at 28? Someone is feeling good about the Chargers win.

Brandon Boykin is as good as Richard Sherman! :woop:

_{Our defense is so bad just let me have this.}

# ? Sep 16, 2014 23:01

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

Brandon Boykin is like the only legitimately good secondary player they have though.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 23:05

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

cp91886 posted:

Why would Simms be biased against the Broncos anyway?

The only reason I can think of is that they cut Chris Simms loose in 2010(?)

# ? Sep 16, 2014 23:07

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

If he's going to hold a grudge against teams that didn't want his son he's got a long list

# ? Sep 16, 2014 23:08

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

The Miami Dolphins are working out LaMichael James because we have no healthy RB's

# ? Sep 16, 2014 23:19

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

Yeah and Brady's had knee surgery since then

Yeah I don't know why people seriously think Brady would be faster. Neck surgery doesn't really slow you down like knee surgery

# ? Sep 16, 2014 23:27

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Phill Simms is a national treasure. Haters vacate.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 23:46

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Endless misery be upon the House of Simms

# ? Sep 16, 2014 23:51

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 06:47

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

davecrazy posted:

Phill Simms is a national treasure. Haters vacate.

You really want to be left alone in this world with only Jim Nantz?

# ? Sep 16, 2014 23:51

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