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wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

Gotta get back to our roots.

>Piss on guards. Aim for the eyes.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:46

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 05:47

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

isn't the microchip a guide for drones?

What would the CIA be doing in Caro's butt?

What would the CIA be doing in Caro's butt?

# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:49

Mathhole: Jun 2, 2011; rot in hell, wonderbread.

> Offer Aziz 2 weeks vacation and 12% more virgin wives to work for you over IS. Be prepared to increase your offer to a 16% raise and 3 weeks vacation if he's a good negotiator.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 21:49

Xenophon: Jun 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

He also said that Caro shot at the guards with unusual accuracy or something, so clearly something unusual is going on with Caro

e: "strangely precise aim"

also "who has simply identified himself as: Caro" is weird

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:03

WilltheMagicAsian: Dec 11, 2011

>check to see if Caro is a T-1000

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:04

Ultraklystron: May 19, 2010; Unsafe At Every Speed

>have Caro use his true sight to kill both guards with one knife throw across both of their throats.
>say "yeah, today has just been murder."
>grab guns off dead guards, change yourself and Caro into their clothes.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:05

A RICH WHITE MAN: Jul 30, 2010; See them other chickenheads? They don't never leave the coop.

mr.capps posted:

>say, "aziz ansari what are you doing here?"

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:18

El Burbo: Oct 10, 2012

mr.capps posted:

>say, "aziz ansari what are you doing here?"

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:19

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

Disguise yourself as a sexy female terrorist to distract the guards. Have Caro take them out from behind.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:31

El Burbo: Oct 10, 2012

CharlestonJew posted:

Disguise yourself as a sexy female terrorist to distract the guards. Have Caro take them out from behind.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:32

Cascade Failure: Jan 8, 2010

Aziz is p hardcore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyl9FMHRfOE

>Shame Aziz into finishing his suicide mission to Alabama, give the remaining guard True Sight and task him w/guiding Aziz on his quest

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:37

Omglosser: Sep 2, 2007

>Distract guards with IS flag while Caro prepares to stealth kill with large knife

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:49

Tenzarin: Jul 24, 2007; .; Taco Defender

> Run up waving the IS flag shouting "We did it, America is dead!".

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:54

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

Bregor posted:

>yell "AZIZ! LIGHT!"

>yell "BATTERY AZIZ!"
>call in Tom Arnold for backup

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:54

klapman: Aug 27, 2012; this char is good

>wear the ISIS flag around your body in place of the shirt, attempt to walk right in

# ? Sep 16, 2014 22:58

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

>Come up with a plausible story for why you're dressed the way you are.
>Pretend to be the guards' reliefs.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 23:18

Rick Ross Ulbricht: Feb 3, 2010; put yourself in the shoes of a prosecutor trying to build a case against you. what evidence could they pin on you? there is nothing on your laptop for them to use, if you obscure your bitcoins propperly, there is no way for them to trace them back to me.

Applewhite posted:

>Come up with a plausible story for why you're dressed the way you are.
>Pretend to be the guards' reliefs.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 23:32

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

walk up to the guards with the ISIS flag, tell them you're here to deliver the new flag they ordered.

# ? Sep 16, 2014 23:39

Groetgaffel: Oct 30, 2011; Groetgaffel smacked the living shit out of himself doing 297 points of damage.

Bregor posted:

>yell "AZIZ! LIGHT!"

# ? Sep 16, 2014 23:43

Vavrek: Mar 2, 2013; I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?

CharlestonJew posted:

walk up to the guards with the ISIS flag, tell them you're here to deliver the new flag they ordered.

This.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:09

RandomPauI: Nov 24, 2006; Grimey Drawer

>pretend to be R. Kelly in white face

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:16

KonvexKonkav: Mar 5, 2014

> open spellbook

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:33

Barack HUSSEIN: Mar 20, 2003; Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it

I guess every superhero need his theme music

Omglosser posted:

>Distract guards with IS flag while Caro prepares to stealth kill with large knife

Tenzarin posted:

> Run up waving the IS flag shouting "We did it, America is dead!".

klapman posted:

>wear the ISIS flag around your body in place of the shirt, attempt to walk right in

CharlestonJew posted:

walk up to the guards with the ISIS flag, tell them you're here to deliver the new flag they ordered.

Combine these.

> Clean slimy microchip in your mouth while maintaining eye contact with Caro then place it back into your pocket. Walk up to the guards wearing the ISIS flag as a shirt and tell them you're here to deliver the new flag and that "We did it, America is dead!" Meanwhile Caro goes for the stealth knife kill.

Barack HUSSEIN fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Sep 17, 2014

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:35

Kurnugia: Sep 2, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyl9FMHRfOE

>execute finland.exe

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:55

Twenty Four: Dec 21, 2008

Bregor posted:

>yell "AZIZ! LIGHT!"

I was going to post this.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 01:01

Borden: Jul 23, 2008

Tell the guards you're their replacements. If they question your outfits say you were transferred over from the Goku division of ISIS.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 01:09

visceril: Feb 24, 2008

Borden posted:

Tell the guards you're their replacements. If they question your outfits say you were transferred over from the Goku division of ISIS.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 01:23

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

>Have Caro give each guard 10 rounds of .50 caliber dismemberment.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 01:23

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Borden posted:

Tell the guards you're their replacements. If they question your outfits say you were transferred over from the Goku division of ISIS.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 01:37

Pendent: Nov 16, 2011; The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius; Grimey Drawer

Borden posted:

Tell the guards you're their replacements. If they question your outfits say you were transferred over from the Goku division of ISIS.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 01:39

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

>loudly complain about reverse racism

# ? Sep 17, 2014 01:42

Hot Dog Day #82: Jul 5, 2003; Soiled Meat

mr.capps posted:

>say, "aziz ansari what are you doing here?"

# ? Sep 17, 2014 01:43

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Thump! posted:

>Have Caro give each guard 10 rounds of .50 caliber dismemberment.

Yeah let's use the guy who got internet famous for not thinking things through use all of our ammo in one flaming burst of full auto.

>Hoist the .50 on your shoulder as a human bipod and have Caro wait until both of their heads are lined up and get the 1 shot 2 kills achievement.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 01:43

tuyop: Sep 15, 2006; Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted; Fun Shoe

Applewhite posted:

>Come up with a plausible story for why you're dressed the way you are.
>Pretend to be the guards' reliefs.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 01:53

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