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A SrA from the shop I recently left gave all of his banking information and SSN to his girlfriend in Zimbabwe. Now he doesn't have any money, oh and he was denied re enlistment for other reasons a few months back.
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Mister Man posted:A SrA from the shop I recently left gave all of his banking information and SSN to his girlfriend in Zimbabwe. Now he doesn't have any money, oh and he was denied re enlistment for other reasons a few months back. That's taking the "my Canadian girlfriend" thing to a pro level.
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canyoneer posted:crosspost from awkward/ugly/gross thread. This is what happens when you give out medals for consistently turning up just under the BAC for driving.
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chitoryu12 posted:I mentioned this in the Current Events thread, but I know a guy from high school who's a CTN2. I love calling him an IT guy because he gets pissed off and talks about how important and badass it is. Any ctn that takes themselves that seriously is a giant douche.
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Sep 11, 2014 21:47
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Fart Sandwiches posted:Any ctn that takes themselves that seriously is a giant douche. He was one of the "weird kids" in school. You know, short and skinny with a shaved head who self-harmed in public and wore lots of black with too many chains.
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Prodigal T-REX posted:valeyard Wrong kind of idiot. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3664287
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Prodigal T-REX posted:valeyard get this garbage out of here poo poo for brains
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Sep 13, 2014 01:15
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The kid looked normal at one. It's been a few years though, curious how he turned out.
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This scrawny, dopey looking gently caress gazing lovingly across the dinner table every night while the slug-like thing he married shoves Hot Pocket after Hot Pocket into its oily, male-pattern-baldness-adorned skull with a sound like someone fist loving a jar of vaseline. Meanwhile, a bluish, waterheaded baby slides out from the front of her chair and lands with a soft thud on the stained carpet. A malnourished pit bull begins frantically licking it clean and, finished but still hungry, nibbles hungrily at the afterbirth. "Tomorrow is payday because we use USAA, dear." He says, dreamily, like a man who has lived a thousand years in a Chinese opium den. "We get paid a day early. You can order more of your dôTERRA."
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chitoryu12 posted:He was one of the "weird kids" in school. You know, short and skinny with a shaved head who self-harmed in public and wore lots of black with too many chains. ctn.txt
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Wild T posted:This scrawny, dopey looking gently caress gazing lovingly across the dinner table every night while the slug-like thing he married shoves Hot Pocket after Hot Pocket into its oily, male-pattern-baldness-adorned skull with a sound like someone fist loving a jar of vaseline. Meanwhile, a bluish, waterheaded baby slides out from the front of her chair and lands with a soft thud on the stained carpet. A malnourished pit bull begins frantically licking it clean and, finished but still hungry, nibbles hungrily at the afterbirth.  Chuckled heartily, thank you so much for this.
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Sep 16, 2014 15:36
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Gotta admit one thing about that dude, she's unlikely to ever cheat on him.
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50 Foot Ant posted:Is it just me, or does he have an "Oh, God, what have I done?" look on his face? Maybe a "Kill me, please..." or even "Oh gently caress, I just sobered up, who is this and what's going on?" He looks dead inside.
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Sep 16, 2014 16:38
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You just know he's Christian and she's pregnant in that photo.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:You just know he's Christian and she's pregnant in that photo. http://www.cc.com/video-clips/6ujrgd/upright-citizens-brigade-ugly-club-s-new-member
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Sep 16, 2014 17:11
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It kills me that he's wearing an ROTC uniform. We don't even know if he ever joined the actual military.
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Sep 16, 2014 17:37
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That's a man that lost a bet
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Sep 16, 2014 17:43
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Cole posted:That's a man that lost
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Admiral Bosch posted:It kills me that he's wearing an ROTC uniform. We don't even know if he ever joined the actual military. I think the marriage makes him an honorary E-2, at the very least.
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Sep 16, 2014 18:17
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Didn't more pictures come out a few years later showing them with kids? Or is my brain just giving me false memories today.
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Sep 16, 2014 21:06
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I don't think Ogres and people are genetically compatible.
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Bum the Sad posted:I don't think Ogres and people are genetically compatible. Does she at least have really nice swamp real estate?
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Bum the Sad posted:I don't think Ogres and people are genetically compatible.  http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Half-ogre
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That's probably some poor goon's company commander
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Sep 16, 2014 21:55
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There exists more pictures of the ogress and the twink, and they are equally as terrifying/depressing. I don't know where they are, but I have seen them with my own eyes.
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Justin Tyme posted:There exists more pictures of the ogress and the twink, and they are equally as terrifying/depressing. I don't know where they are, but I have seen them with my own eyes. Did you have to bleach them?
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zombie303 posted:Did you have to bleach them? Don't you???
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zombie303 posted:Did you have to bleach them? If I met them, that would probably be my first instinct.
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zombie303 posted:Did you have to bleach them? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhEs9KUQ4qo
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Writer Cath posted:If I met them, that would probably be my first instinct. Fight or flight should kick in rather quickly, go with the flight part.
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Thump! posted:Fight or flight should kick in rather quickly, go with the flight part. It's gonna take a lot of thrust to get something that massive airborne.
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Wingnut Ninja posted:It's gonna take a lot of thrust to get something that massive airborne. There is not enough thrust in all Christendom.
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That is the face of a man who realized too late they don't give medals of honor for jumping on metaphorical grenades.
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Wingnut Ninja posted:It's gonna take a lot of thrust to escape her gravity well.
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Shooting Blanks posted:Gotta admit one thing about that dude, she's unlikely to ever cheat on him. Bullshit.  says she'd hit it with anyone who was willing. Fortunately for the poor groom, that list consists of just him and the syphilitic wino who lives in the woods near their trailer.Also, that guy has a weird half an eyebrow. It makes him look like he's doing some Alfred E. Neumann "What, me worry (about the biggest mistake of my life)?"
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