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KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

a hole-y ghost posted:

what, have any of those things changed?

Duke nukem forever finally came out and was awful

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Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


How do you rape a toilet?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Decrepus posted:

How do you rape a toilet?

toiletlord.jpg

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Decrepus posted:

How do you rape a toilet?
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/neBDjdj.jpg:nws:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

wait do they still ban people for posting that?

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
ugh i had successfully wiped that from my memory thanks a lot goons

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
Axe maniac used to post tons of poo poo like that and everyone lol'd now people actually believe he is like that irl or something

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

diad axe maniac make that?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Frostwerks posted:

diad axe maniac make that?
ye

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

wtf why is this thing a thing

Sparr
Jan 17, 2006

Bro Dad posted:

i thought all the micromave mom pictures were found on a gaming forum she'd posted on bragging about how many gold threads her son had on SA

That was his dad, who was posting to shacknews or something. There was a good exchange where they were talking about their kids and Microwaves dad went on a tirade about how his kid had goldmined threads on SA and the other dudes kid was a piece of poo poo in comparison or something. It was his dads posts that led people to the microwave mom pics if I remember, also some stuff about Microwave being autistic which is when I really noticed he panicked.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
And the legend of Microwaves mom grows ever so slightly.

Any backups of those posts?

Sparr
Jan 17, 2006

Fallows posted:

And the legend of Microwaves mom grows ever so slightly.

Any backups of those posts?

They're all still there, apparently you need a shacknews account to follow through to them though. His dad would also post threads about his 'hot wife' just to get people to post stuff like this in here so he could gloat. He married her when she was 15 or something almost creepy like that, making her not much older than microwave. Im pretty sure it was one of those threads that the fabled picture came from.

Microwaves Dad posted:

check over on SA. He's had like 4 goldmined threads.. and a 40+ pager he's working on now. He posts as Microwave.

Microwaves Dad posted:

lemme tell you, when i'm not in front of my 30" monitor or driving my 370 convertible or sleeping with my hot wife...i make time to be a douche.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
No way

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Sparr posted:

He married her when she was 15 or something almost creepy like that

He made the right choice.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Sparr posted:

They're all still there, apparently you need a shacknews account to follow through to them though. His dad would also post threads about his 'hot wife' just to get people to post stuff like this in here so he could gloat. He married her when she was 15 or something almost creepy like that, making her not much older than microwave. Im pretty sure it was one of those threads that the fabled picture came from.

these quotes are gold

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

scalded schlong posted:

yeah. it was like 4 years ago but it's still weird seeing people so desperate to gobble as much of axemaniac as possible when he was an obese, extremely unfunny, terrifying toilet rape fetishist

I remember when he posted that "HELL YEAH ALL YOU HATERS ARE FAGGOTS" rant in the DNF thread and Abe said that he refused to demod AxeManiac

and then someone posted humantoilet.jpg and instead of responding to it, the mods just closed the thread

Sparr
Jan 17, 2006

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Still would do MW's ma.

Sparr
Jan 17, 2006

Microwaves Dad, on Microwave... posted:

my son's game "The Stall Stump" has broken through to a higher level.

he's hit gaygamer.net [...]what a crazy thing. he's front page news, and he didn't even kill anybody like i thought he would.

Microwaves Mom posted:

t's only kiddie porn if they're dancing naked in your bedroom.

Sparr fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Sep 17, 2014

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

jackyl posted:

wtf why is this thing a thing

its edgy and cool and hes a mod so youre banned

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug


wait shes married what the gently caress no

Sparr
Jan 17, 2006

Philthy posted:

wait shes married what the gently caress no

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Philthy posted:

wait shes married what the gently caress no

well she's got a kid so you know she fucks

Blendy
Jun 18, 2007

She thinks I'm a haughty!

jackyl posted:

well she's got a kid so you know she fucks

That's the thing about moms, there's a literal output that they put out.

himajinga
Mar 19, 2003

Und wenn du lange in einen Schuh blickst, blickt der Schuh auch in dich hinein.
This thread is blowing my goddamn mind

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
this thread really does not need to be 13 pages what the gently caress is there to talk about holy poo poo

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
we are through the looking glass, people

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Spanish Manlove posted:

this thread really does not need to be 13 pages what the gently caress is there to talk about holy poo poo

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Spanish Manlove posted:

this thread really does not need to be 13 pages what the gently caress is there to talk about holy poo poo

you wouldn't understand

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I've started a fanfiction novel with Microwave's Mom as the protagonist. I need a cool title though.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


redshirt posted:

I've started a fanfiction novel with Microwave's Mom as the protagonist. I need a cool title though.

Motherfucker

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

redshirt posted:

I've started a fanfiction novel with Microwave's Mom as the protagonist. I need a cool title though.

Microwave's Mom ITB

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

redshirt posted:

I've started a fanfiction novel with Microwave's Mom as the protagonist. I need a cool title though.

Radiating Beauty

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes
Turgid Goon Erection

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

redshirt posted:

I've started a fanfiction novel with Microwave's Mom as the protagonist. I need a cool title though.

Hot on the outside but frozen in the middle.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

SirDan3k posted:

Hot on the outside but frozen in the middle.

Good chapter title maybe but not for the book, which is all about MM.

She had a rowdy past but settled down for a while to have kids. And yet still, a fire burns...

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
The hottest box: the true story of microwave's moms vagina

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Pirate Jet posted:

I remember when he posted that "HELL YEAH ALL YOU HATERS ARE FAGGOTS" rant in the DNF thread and Abe said that he refused to demod AxeManiac

and then someone posted humantoilet.jpg and instead of responding to it, the mods just closed the thread

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ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

redshirt posted:

Good chapter title maybe but not for the book, which is all about MM.

She had a rowdy past but settled down for a while to have kids. And yet still, a fire burns...

Instant Heat

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