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Jorghnassen
Oct 1, 2007
Glouton des fjords

Spectacle Rock posted:

Hope I didn't brain my damage :ohdear:

I like stories. :downs:

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Jorghnassen posted:

I like stories. :downs:

Why don't you tell us a story? You've led an interesting life.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Spectacle Rock posted:

Hope I didn't brain my damage :ohdear:

When you were in that coma, did you feel your brain getting damaged?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Lord Hydronium posted:



...and of course in Canada the whole thing's flip-flopped.

Let's see... Football... Football... `Homoeroticism in'... `Oddball Canadian rules'... `Phyllis George and'...

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!
Don't worry. I brought my "Rappin' Hijo Del Helsley" tape. It always makes the trip go faster.

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

I did it, I pulled it out! And with no brain damage-amage-amage-amage-amage-amage!


:lol: Y'know somethin', he did say, "amage" a lot!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

I did it, I pulled it out! And with no brain damage-amage-amage-amage-amage-amage!

My prices are so low, you'll think I suffered brain damage! :downs:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

CatchrNdRy posted:

My prices are so low, you'll think I suffered brain damage! :downs:

Donny's Discount Gas!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Why don't you tell us a story? You've led an interesting life.

That's a drat lie and you know it! :argh:

Spectacle Rock
May 24, 2013

Do over Ham posted:

That's a drat lie and you know it! :argh:

But I did wear a dress for a period in the 40's. Oh, they had designers then :allears:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Spectacle Rock posted:

But I did wear a dress for a period in the 40's. Oh, they had designers then :allears:

Ach du lieber! Das is nicht eine Booby! :hitler:

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

What kind of discussion thread is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1 a.m.?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Tokelau All Star posted:

What kind of discussion thread is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1 a.m.?

The best drat thread in TVIV!

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
Lighten up, All star. These posters will make perfect additions to my cabinet. Secretary(s) of partying down!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

The best drat thread in TVIV!

Alright. But you people remember; baby goons and poo poo posters may seem like a cute idea for a pet, but they grow up! Let's go boys.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

ShaqDiesel posted:

Lighten up, All star. These posters will make perfect additions to my cabinet. Secretary(s) of partying down!

What happened ShaqDiesel? You used to be cool.

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



Do over Ham posted:

Ach du lieber! Das is nicht eine Booby! :hitler:

Ach! Das wagen phone ist ein... nuisance phone! :hitler:

Everything Counts posted:

What happened ShaqDiesel? You used to be cool.

Smell you later, Everything Counts!

Smell you later forever! :mad:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Class3KillStorm posted:

Smell you later, Everything Counts!

Smell you later forever! :mad:

You awful man! Stay away from my goon.

Oh, I'll stay away from your goon, all right. [evilly] Stay away...forever!

Luminous Obscurity
Jan 10, 2007

"The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

Everything Counts posted:

What happened ShaqDiesel? You used to be cool.

Well, I am missing the back of my head. I think you can cut me some slack! :mad:

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Do over Ham posted:

You awful man! Stay away from my goon.

Oh, I'll stay away from your goon, all right. [evilly] Stay away...forever!

You think this might be one of those forever-type things?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Luminous Obscurity posted:

Well, I am missing the back of my head.

Well, it's always in the last place you look.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Do over Ham posted:

Well, it's always in the last place you look.

There you go with that smart mouth! Lisa, run outside and cut me a switch.

With apologies to NFL/Minnesota Vikings fans...

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Spectacle Rock posted:

But I did wear a dress for a period in the 40's. Oh, they had designers then :allears:

Of course, it was kind of hard to think of reasons for me to look in that exhaust pipe every time, but, you know, we had good writers. William Faulkner can write an exhaust pipe gag that would really make you think.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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jscolon2.0 posted:

Of course, it was kind of hard to think of reasons for me to look in that exhaust pipe every time, but, you know, we had good writers. William Faulkner can write an exhaust pipe gag that would really make you think.

These tar fumes are making me dizzy...

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

These tar fumes are making me dizzy...

If I had the money I'd fix the exhaust leak in the back. Actually, I think it's causing some of our low test scores...

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
Hey, if you goons are getting loaded off them fumes, I'm gonna have to charge you.

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Class3KillStorm posted:

Ach! Das wagen phone ist ein... nuisance phone! :hitler:

Buenas noches, mein Führer! :hitler:

Luminous Obscurity
Jan 10, 2007

"The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

Senior Woodchuck posted:

Hey, if you goons are getting loaded off them fumes, I'm gonna have to charge you.

C'mon, my last paycheck bounced! My children need wine!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Luminous Obscurity posted:

C'mon, my last paycheck bounced! My children need wine!

Anti-freeze in the wine? That is a very serious crime!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Luminous Obscurity posted:

C'mon, my last paycheck bounced! My children need wine!

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Do over Ham posted:

There you go with that smart mouth! Lisa, run outside and cut me a switch.

With apologies to NFL/Minnesota Vikings fans...


The Juice is still on the loose.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

The Juice is still on the loose.

Team sports will keep you away from temptations like rock music and girls. :)

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Do over Ham posted:

There you go with that smart mouth! Lisa, run outside and cut me a switch.

With apologies to NFL/Minnesota Vikings fans...

And that horrible act of child abuse became one of our most beloved running gags.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

CatchrNdRy posted:

And that horrible act of child abuse became one of our most beloved running gags.

That's right, we all thought it was hilarious.

But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing the woman.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Red posted:

That's right, we all thought it was hilarious.

But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing the woman.

And the dog in the Coppertone ad, same deal?

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Team sports will keep you away from temptations like rock music and girls. :)

Well if Tom Landry's hat can't motivate you goons...

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

MondayHotDog posted:

And the dog in the Coppertone ad, same deal?

Well... there's kind of a gray area...

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



MondayHotDog posted:

And the dog in the Coppertone ad, same deal?

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Listen to the music! He's evil!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Red posted:

Well... there's kind of a gray area...

Like it gray do you? GRAY LIKE YOUR HEART!?!

I'm sorry it's my problem I'll deal with it.... :shobon:


Wow... brown!

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Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Jerusalem posted:

Like it gray do you? GRAY LIKE YOUR HEART!?!

I'm sorry it's my problem I'll deal with it.... :shobon:


Wow... brown!

Quiet, Jerusalem, the dog is barking!

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