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Reveal yourselves to the guards. When they ask who you are, answer "We're the double shifts". Then break the shorter one's neck while Caro bumrushes Aziz.
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>pour gasoline on the ISIS flag and then walk up to the guards with the ISIS flag, tell them you're here to deliver the new flag they ordered.
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no wait, i came up with something even better >stick the microchip from caro's rear end into your own rear end to see what happens im curious
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From before the current round of voting but...Borden posted:Tell the guards you're their replacements. If they question your outfits say you were transferred over from the Goku division of ISIS.
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Sep 17, 2014 04:41
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mr.capps posted:no wait, i came up with something even better
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Sep 17, 2014 04:44
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> keep bobbing up and down behind the rock with caro like a whack a mole game
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mr.capps posted:no wait, i came up with something even better
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Borden posted:Tell the guards you're their replacements. If they question your outfits say you were transferred over from the Goku division of ISIS.
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Sep 17, 2014 04:54
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wilderthanmild posted:From before the current round of voting but...
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mr.capps posted:no wait, i came up with something even better
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Sep 17, 2014 04:57
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>roll into a ball and pretend to be a tumbleweed
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Sep 17, 2014 05:02
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The Casualty posted:>AZIZ! SHOOT HIM!
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Sep 17, 2014 05:09
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Neddy Seagoon posted:>Walk out and tell them you are very pleased to meet your new comrades-in-arms. Then shake their hands.
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Sep 17, 2014 05:15
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>Hail Satan
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Sep 17, 2014 05:18
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Challenge Aziz to a 3D chess match where the loser has to kill himself and their partner. While playing if losing use the good ol' "what's that over there!?" Diversion. While the guards look to where you've pointed spin the 3D chess board around to give yourself the upper hand. When the guards gaze returns to the board yell "3D checkmate bitch" and watch as Aziz sighs and shoots his partner and then himself. Then search their bodies and take thei clothing and faces (including beards) and enter the cave. mr.capps posted:no wait, i came up with something even better And this
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Sep 17, 2014 05:19
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>Get back in the car and drive away from the mountain. Toward whatever direct you think America is in.
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Sep 17, 2014 05:24
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mr.capps posted:>stick the microchip from caro's rear end into your own rear end to see what happens 
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>listen closer to the voices, focus on the direction of the guards
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Sep 17, 2014 05:29
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>Tune rear end radio into disney music
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Sep 17, 2014 05:30
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>Using your nipples like tuning knobs, find Satan's personal frequency.
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Sep 17, 2014 05:30
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>projectile vomit at the guards
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Sole.Sushi posted:>Using your nipples like tuning knobs, find Satan's personal frequency.
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A cave to hell, home of Satan, eh? Sounds like these could be friendlies! >Turn jumpsuit inside-out
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>wear the flag as a uniform and introduce yourself to the guards. With handshakes.
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Sole.Sushi posted:>Using your nipples like tuning knobs, find Satan's personal frequency.
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Borden posted:Tell the guards you're their replacements. If they question your outfits say you were transferred over from the Goku division of ISIS.
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Sole.Sushi posted:>Using your nipples like tuning knobs, find Satan's personal frequency.
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> Use your rear end chip radio to call the guards back into their cave.
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Sole.Sushi posted:>Using your nipples like tuning knobs, find Satan's personal frequency.
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> do whatever hell says
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:> do whatever hell says
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>pee on their heads and tell them it's raining.
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> tune into the hell morning zoo
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> hide your body behind the rocks, but wave the isis flag to get guard's attention. if they approach you, knock them out with the large knife, then have Caro perform unsanctioned medical operations on them.
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>take chip out of rear end, walk up to guards hands raised with chip in them saying "You guys gotta try this!"
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>push the chip in deeper
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Sole.Sushi posted:>Using your nipples like tuning knobs, find Satan's personal frequency.
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Sole.Sushi posted:>Using your nipples like tuning knobs, find Satan's personal frequency.
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Sole.Sushi posted:>Using your nipples like tuning knobs, find Satan's personal frequency. Why isn't that the thread title?
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