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Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Sole.Sushi posted:

>Using your nipples like tuning knobs, find Satan's personal frequency.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 10:29

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 01:19

Punc: Nov 3, 2009; Ass to Ass.

Sole.Sushi posted:

>Using your nipples like tuning knobs, find Satan's personal frequency.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 10:30

Groetgaffel: Oct 30, 2011; Groetgaffel smacked the living shit out of himself doing 297 points of damage.

Sole.Sushi posted:

>Using your nipples like tuning knobs, find Satan's personal frequency.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 10:37

Twenty Four: Dec 21, 2008

Sole.Sushi posted:

>Using your nipples like tuning knobs, find Satan's personal frequency.

Inevitable.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 10:38

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Sole.Sushi posted:

>Using your nipples like tuning knobs, find Satan's personal frequency.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 10:55

Dr. Witherbone: Nov 1, 2010; CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION

Sole.Sushi posted:

>Using your nipples like tuning knobs, find Satan's personal frequency.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 11:01

KonvexKonkav: Mar 5, 2014

Sole.Sushi posted:

>Using your nipples like tuning knobs, find Satan's personal frequency.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 11:08

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

I bet satan listens to bluegrass

# ? Sep 17, 2014 12:25

Love Stole the Day: Nov 4, 2012; Please give me free quality professional advice so I can be a baby about it and insult you

>throw a rock to distract the guards

# ? Sep 17, 2014 13:00

Fargin Icehole: Feb 19, 2011; Pet me.

Sole.Sushi posted:

>Using your nipples like tuning knobs, find Satan's personal frequency.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 13:08

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

Sole.Sushi posted:

>Using your nipples like tuning knobs, find Satan's personal frequency.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 13:11

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

Sole.Sushi posted:

>Using your nipples like tuning knobs, find Satan's personal frequency.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 13:31

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

Someone had a good idea so I did it.

Nipple tuning coming soon.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 13:50

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

>Do the thing from that lovely movie Wanted where the bullets curve around you.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 13:58

Tenzarin: Jul 24, 2007; .; Taco Defender

How did he even shoot the gun his hands arn't even on it or touching it? Are we fighting psychic terrorists and you have never told us?

# ? Sep 17, 2014 13:59

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Tenzarin posted:

How did he even shoot the gun his hands arn't even on it or touching it? Are we fighting psychic terrorists and you have never told us?

Half Life logic.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 13:59

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

Tenzarin posted:

How did he even shoot the gun his hands arn't even on it or touching it? Are we fighting psychic terrorists and you have never told us?

Please send all bug reports to bugs@poop.fart.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 14:00

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Atma posted:

Please send all bug reports to bugs@poop.fart.

To: bugs@poop.fart
Subj: Bug report

To whom it may concern,

I recently purchased your game IS.exe for Apple IIe. I just reached the part where Caro and I are at the entrance to the mountain. One of the guards ended up shooting me and I noticed he somehow does this without moving his arms or pulling the trigger on his gun. Am I to believe this is (heh) some sort of magic AK-47, or that the guard has telekenetic powers of some variety?

If it is not an error, please clarify how the guard is able to fire is gun without pulling the trigger. Otherwise, I expect a patched version of the game to be mailed to me at no additional cost.
Please address this egregious error.

Loyal player (for now),
Applewhite

# ? Sep 17, 2014 14:09

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Applewhite posted:

>Be the AK-47. Go off unexpectedly.

Oh wait, there's a simple explanation after all. My command must have just gotten delayed somehow.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 14:19

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

Applewhite posted:

To: bugs@poop.fart
Subj: Bug report

To whom it may concern,

I recently purchased your game IS.exe for Apple IIe. I just reached the part where Caro and I are at the entrance to the mountain. One of the guards ended up shooting me and I noticed he somehow does this without moving his arms or pulling the trigger on his gun. Am I to believe this is (heh) some sort of magic AK-47, or that the guard has telekenetic powers of some variety?

If it is not an error, please clarify how the guard is able to fire is gun without pulling the trigger. Otherwise, I expect a patched version of the game to be mailed to me at no additional cost.
Please address this egregious error.

Loyal player (for now),
Applewhite

Mr. Applewhite,

Thank you for your purchase of our early access game, IS.exe.

We would like to thank you for your diligence in helping the developers find and eliminate bugs so that we can bring our players the best experience possible upon full release.

However, we would like to stress that this game is EARLY ACCESS - which basically means you pay us for making a video game. It doesn't matter if the finished video game is good or not because nobody will still be playing it at release anyway.

As if it matters, I sent your bug report on to our lead codemaster and he had this to say:

"i am a human toilet. poo poo down my throat. shove more human waste down my throat until i can't handle any more. don't walk away from me. look into my eyes and know what i am saying is the god's honest truth. i want to be filled with what should not be inside me."

Anyway, he released a hotfix which seems to replace all sprites with the image of an older Rodney Dangerfield.

Hope this helps.

-Atma

Atma fucked around with this message at 14:37 on Sep 17, 2014

# ? Sep 17, 2014 14:33

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

geeze i uh...

is it gettin a little hot in here?

# ? Sep 17, 2014 14:36

wearing a lampshade: Mar 6, 2013

Atma posted:

Really Good Games LLC

beautiful

# ? Sep 17, 2014 14:36

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

I don't get no respect, I tell ya. :colbert:

# ? Sep 17, 2014 14:36

Qadaffi Taffy: Oct 1, 2006; 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510

Hahaha

# ? Sep 17, 2014 14:40

timp: Sep 19, 2007; Everything is in my control; Lipstick Apathy

Atma posted:

"i am a human toilet. poo poo down my throat. shove more human waste down my throat until i can't handle any more. don't walk away from me. look into my eyes and know what i am saying is the god's honest truth. i want to be filled with what should not be inside me."

same

# ? Sep 17, 2014 14:55

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

> Be the AK-47. Jam at a critical moment.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:04

Robert Red Rocket: Apr 28, 2013; CHEATED ON HIS WIFE, SLEPT WITH PROSTITUTES ON FBI TAPES, JACQUELINE KENNEDY SAID MLK WAS TAPE-RECORDED BY FBI PLANNING A SEX PARTY

> Be the AK-47. Take a poo poo.

Applewhite posted:

> Be the AK-47. poo poo at a critical moment.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:10

eselbaum: Jul 4, 2009; *boop*

>Use the knife to fashion a disguise out of the IS flag.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:11

a glitch: Jun 27, 2008; no wait stop; Soiled Meat

>get closer to the guard with sick cartwheels, THEN expose him to the True Sight of the Peacock God.

alternatively

>tell Caro about your regrets concerning early access

# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:16

Clayren: Jun 4, 2008; grandma plz don't folow me on twiter its embarassing, if u want to know what animes im watching jsut read the family newsletter like normal

Applewhite posted:

I don't get no respect, I tell ya.

You should've backed the kickstarter, then you get a code so you START with the Goku pants.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:18

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Clayren posted:

You should've backed the kickstarter, then you get a code so you START with the Goku pants.

>Access DLC

# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:23

WAMPA_STOMPA: Oct 21, 2010

>bring the IS flag to the cave entrance and walk up to the guards as if you are new recruits from Canada

# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:35

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

Using your nipples like tuning knobs, find the ghost of Rodney Dangerfield's personal frequency.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:35

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

eselbaum posted:

>Use the knife to fashion a disguise out of the IS flag.

Thank you.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:41

epiphanylol: Sep 18, 2013

WAMPA_STOMPA posted:

>bring the IS flag to the cave entrance and walk up to the guards as if you are new recruits from Canada

Please do this

# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:46

EasternBronze: Jul 19, 2011; I registered for the Selective Service! I'm also racist as fuck!

Don't forget to ignore me!

This thread is magic.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:55

FartGhost: Mar 7, 2013

Sole.Sushi posted:

>Using your nipples like tuning knobs, find Satan's personal frequency.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:56

visceril: Feb 24, 2008

WAMPA_STOMPA posted:

>bring the IS flag to the cave entrance and walk up to the guards as if you are new recruits from Canada

# ? Sep 17, 2014 16:10

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

Atma posted:

Mr. Applewhite,

Thank you for your purchase of our early access game, IS.exe.

We would like to thank you for your diligence in helping the developers find and eliminate bugs so that we can bring our players the best experience possible upon full release.

However, we would like to stress that this game is EARLY ACCESS - which basically means you pay us for making a video game. It doesn't matter if the finished video game is good or not because nobody will still be playing it at release anyway.

As if it matters, I sent your bug report on to our lead codemaster and he had this to say:

"i am a human toilet. poo poo down my throat. shove more human waste down my throat until i can't handle any more. don't walk away from me. look into my eyes and know what i am saying is the god's honest truth. i want to be filled with what should not be inside me."

Anyway, he released a hotfix which seems to replace all sprites with the image of an older Rodney Dangerfield.

Hope this helps.

-Atma

All of my 5s. I almost died reading this post.

>Craft a disguise out of vomit and poo poo.

Failing that...

>poo poo golem

# ? Sep 17, 2014 17:45

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duckfarts: Jul 2, 2010; ~ shameful ~; Soiled Meat

Atma posted:

Whoa, atma's new video card is p sweet

# ? Sep 17, 2014 17:45

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