Schadenfreude thread: It's all fun and games 'till someone gets upset

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treasured8elief: Jul 25, 2011; Salad Prong

from pyf gifs: :3:

# ? Sep 17, 2014 06:49

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 12:32

Placid Marmot: Apr 28, 2013

Huggybear posted:

"Are you insane? That cake is on fire!"

This made me laugh myself to tears three times in a row, thank you.

Not so funny when you realise that the dog probably sniffed the flame, inhaling fire and singing the inside of its nose.
Unless you enjoy seeing dogs getting the inside of their noses burned, then I guess it counts as schadenfreude.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 09:39

TheHistoryChannel: Feb 12, 2008

I lust for canine nostril death.

TheHistoryChannel has a new favorite as of 10:51 on Sep 17, 2014

# ? Sep 17, 2014 09:56

Centripetal Horse: Nov 22, 2009; Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Lagomorphic posted:

He's a dog and I'm sure it tastes just as good eating it off the floor.

Like a animal, the piece of poo poo.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 11:41

Hydrolith: Oct 30, 2009

Centripetal Horse posted:

Like a animal, the piece of poo poo.

I nearly posted this too, but then I realised that's the wrong thread

# ? Sep 17, 2014 12:00

OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

Placid Marmot posted:

Not so funny when you realise that the dog probably sniffed the flame, inhaling fire and singing the inside of its nose.
Unless you enjoy seeing dogs getting the inside of their noses burned, then I guess it counts as schadenfreude.

Why does any video of any animal doing anything always have at least one comment implying that the animal in the video was in some sort of horrific pain/was being abused horribly?

# ? Sep 17, 2014 13:43

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

OldTennisCourt posted:

Why does any video of any animal doing anything always have at least one comment implying that the animal in the video was in some sort of horrific pain/was being abused horribly?

Owning any pet is abuse. I have some literature that you should read and

# ? Sep 17, 2014 14:12

Placid Marmot: Apr 28, 2013

OldTennisCourt posted:

Why does any video of any animal doing anything always have at least one comment implying that the animal in the video was in some sort of horrific pain/was being abused horribly?

Watch the video/gif again and tell me I'm wrong.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 14:21

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Placid Marmot posted:

Watch the video/gif again and tell me I'm wrong.

You're wrong. I talked to the dog and he said he was fine.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 14:23

OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

Placid Marmot posted:

Watch the video/gif again and tell me I'm wrong.

Ok I just watched the gif like 3 times. He seems perfectly fine and not in a nightmarish realm of pain.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 14:34

.Z.: Jan 12, 2008

Placid Marmot posted:

Watch the video/gif again and tell me I'm wrong.

Your wrong. It just looks like a dog seeing a treat, a hand extended, and thinking "Shake".

# ? Sep 17, 2014 14:38

youknowthatoneguy: Mar 27, 2004; Mmm, boooofies!

Why are you all taking him seriously?

# ? Sep 17, 2014 14:44

ArtIsResistance: May 19, 2007; QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Placid Marmot posted:

Not so funny when you realise that the dog probably sniffed the flame, inhaling fire and singing the inside of its nose.
Unless you enjoy seeing dogs getting the inside of their noses burned, then I guess it counts as schadenfreude.

lol

# ? Sep 17, 2014 14:51

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

I've been pretty close to fire, and not once has my nostril hair erupted in flames before

hth idiot

# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:08

Olewithmilk: Jun 30, 2006; What?

Moron aside, dogs (like most animals) don't like fire and it was probably trying to save itself and its owner from the danger :unsmith:

# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:53

Stick Insect: Oct 24, 2010; My enemies are many.

My equals are none.

OldTennisCourt posted:

Why does any video of any animal doing anything always have at least one comment implying that the animal in the video was in some sort of horrific pain/was being abused horribly?

On a schadenfreude-related note, what if you look up cute animal videos on and get "RIP Fluffy 2009-2013 we miss you very much :,( " in the video description, or maybe even as an overlay so you can't miss it.

You want to cheer yourself up with a cute pet video and it ends up being sad :smith:

Schade allright, not sure who's having any Freude here.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 16:13

spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

Olewithmilk posted:

Moron aside, dogs (like most animals) don't like fire and it was probably trying to save itself and its owner from the danger

Whereas if it were a cat, we know it would be trying to burn the owner to death.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 16:32

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Lagomorphic posted:

I'm sure it tastes just as good eating it off the floor.

I can confirm this personally.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 16:37

Pierzak: Oct 30, 2010

# ? Sep 17, 2014 16:52

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

Pierzak posted:

That's brilliant and also horrendously dickish.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 17:03

a7m2: Jul 9, 2012

and also fake.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 17:08

Canemacar: Mar 8, 2008

Pierzak posted:

Looks like the opening scenes to a remake of Hitchcock's The Birds.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 20:40

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

Canemacar posted:

Looks like the opening scenes to a remake of Hitchcock's The Birds.

The Turds.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 21:36

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

ElGroucho posted:

I've been pretty close to fire, and not once has my nostril hair erupted in flames before

hth idiot

I burned my facial hair trying to light a cigarette while drunk one time so I can attest that this dog is most assuredly suffering from burn nose and anyone who laughs is Literally Hitler�

# ? Sep 17, 2014 21:46

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Canemacar posted:

Looks like the opening scenes to a remake of Hitchcock's The Birds.

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

The Turds.

It really happened to Mel Brooks. The birds scene in High Anxiety, the poop was creamed spinach being dropped from an overhead rig. Well, the pigeons got the idea and added their own 'special effects'.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 00:15

Jombo: Feb 20, 2009

# ? Sep 18, 2014 03:44

Astrobastard: Dec 31, 2008; Winky Face

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:02

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x26188y_botchamania-257_sport

More loving up in the wacky world of wrestling. The last two minutes make the video as pretty much everyone is too fat to climb a ladder without it breaking.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:31

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Astrobastard posted:

Fake. That guy is too tan to be Welsh.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:47

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

I can't stop laughing at this. Puppy bites dog in dick, dog tosses other puppy

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:53

Dudes!: Apr 24, 2012

Eruonen posted:

and also fake.

proof please.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:17

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

Astrobastard posted:

Domestic abuse is never funny. :mad:

# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:28

Zemyla: Aug 6, 2008; I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Astrobastard posted:

Literally "Hold my beer and watch this".

# ? Sep 18, 2014 07:42

the unabonger: Jun 21, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d4aDyWZvho

# ? Sep 18, 2014 07:53

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Testekill posted:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x26188y_botchamania-257_sport

More loving up in the wacky world of wrestling. The last two minutes make the video as pretty much everyone is too fat to climb a ladder without it breaking.

Jesus, it's like the producers were trying to gently caress with them so they rigged the gimmick to be totally unworkable. :psyduck:

I saw a live table match a while back where they'd obviously ran out of time to buy an actual table so someone had gone to a hardware store and bought the biggest piece of laminated chipboard they could find and told the wrestler to just prop it up against whatever and throw the other guy through it. They didn't realise that those boards are really loving flexible and if you don't have the fold down metal legs making the ends rigid then the entire board will flex and refuse to break regardless of what you throw at it. The spot ... didn't go well.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 09:06

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

canyoneer posted:

I can't stop laughing at this. Puppy bites dog in dick, dog tosses other puppy

If you pause the gif, you can see the puppy appears 2-3 inches above the dick, and the tail has fur. Fur is standard on all dogs, which the Australian Sheep Dog has... but I don't know... And in order for you to have a chance to see the puppy you would have to be about 50 meters away.

I think that the flipping of the dog is real, but the actual puppy itself was photoshopped in after the fact.

Watch the gif on quarter speed, you will see what I mean.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 10:34

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

If you pause the gif, you can see the puppy appears 2-3 inches above the dick, and the tail has fur. Fur is standard on all dogs, which the Australian Sheep Dog has... but I don't know... And in order for you to have a chance to see the puppy you would have to be about 50 meters away.

I think that the flipping of the dog is real, but the actual puppy itself was photoshopped in after the fact.

Watch the gif on quarter speed, you will see what I mean.