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Sex is an activity reserved only for Beta-minors and above. Know your place, citizen.
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Axetrain posted:Henry's should be rich. The aggravating thing about them is not that they have delusions of hard work = wealth (though they may). It's that they have huge salaries but are so loving astoundingly bad with money that they are balls deep in debt anyway and then complain about how rough they have it. Don't forget while being so bad at money that they are "scraping at the end of the month" they are bitching about poor people having access to refrigerators or game systems that end up saving money on food or entertainment (of course poor people shouldn't have any luxuries since they are mooching). Popular Thug Drink posted:Sex is an activity reserved only for Beta-minors and above. Know your place, citizen. At least in Brave New World contraception was mandated and provided by the government. In GOP land you shouldn't have kids but also contraception is evil and the working man is paying for it with MAH INSURANCE PREMIUMS. Eggplant Squire fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Sep 17, 2014 |
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 19:35 |
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Says an animal famous for having evolved terrifying genitalia adapted for forced intercourse.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 19:39 |
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Axetrain posted:Henry's should be rich. The aggravating thing about them is not that they have delusions of hard work = wealth (though they may). It's that they have huge salaries but are so loving astoundingly bad with money that they are balls deep in debt anyway and then complain about how rough they have it. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3560557
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Duke Igthorn posted:That increase is spread out over seven years. It doesn't go "$7 Tuesday, $15 Wednesday." So, in the short term, $10.10 is going to happen. It's not perfect, but it is better than it looks on its face.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 19:48 |
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Holy poo poo
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 20:10 |
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I hope someone posted a gif of HENRY offenses in here somewhere
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 20:19 |
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Soviet Commubot posted:Holy poo poo It's the best thread on the forums and it never, ever ends. Slomo is a goddamn treasure. Slow Motion posted:I would not hesitate to rock the high-waist-fast-talker to an exam one day. Al Harrington posted:I hope someone posted a gif of HENRY offenses in here somewhere Please do not ruin that thread with D&D anti capitalism.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 20:28 |
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Soviet Commubot posted:Holy poo poo 130 pages? Holy crap he could have solved his entire financial situation since that thread began.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 20:33 |
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Zeitgueist posted:130 pages? I skimmed the last couple pages, he's buying a condo now??!?!?!
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 20:36 |
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say Slow Motion just might be a gimmick account. What the hell does the duck contribute to this? Do they people just pull a random result from google image search for meme construction?
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 20:40 |
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Discendo Vox posted:I'm going to go out on a limb and say Slow Motion just might be a gimmick account. If he is, its a longer con then tolberone triangular and involves far more work since he has grown ridiculous facial hair, bought stupid clothing, and produced semi weekly balance sheets in excel for more then a year, complete with stupidly clever methods to account for spending that only make sense to a financial analyst, which he is. Sure its possible, but its not like this is a quick little troll thread.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 20:44 |
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Discendo Vox posted:I'm going to go out on a limb and say Slow Motion just might be a gimmick account. Memes are subject to cultural devolution - as the meme itself becomes an object, and not just a process of fusing text and image, the particular image matters less over time and is more subject to whimsical, faddish behavior cooked up on whatever obscure corner of the internet is attracting shut-in teens this year. It appears we can blame reddit for whatever this is http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/actual-advice-mallard
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 20:46 |
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WoodrowSkillson posted:If he is, its a longer con then tolberone triangular and involves far more work since he has grown ridiculous facial hair, bought stupid clothing, and produced semi weekly balance sheets in excel for more then a year, complete with stupidly clever methods to account for spending that only make sense to a financial analyst, which he is. I stand corrected- I'd only given it a glance. The narrative just seems so close to that E/N well metaphor on SAclopedia... Popular Thug Drink posted:It appears we can blame reddit for whatever this is Thanks, I shoulda looked that up myself. It's a lousy framing concept because it invites non-apparent abuse and diversion, rather than further alteration. It's literally "things I agree with duck."
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 20:51 |
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I keep hoping Slow Motion will show up to one of the Seattle meets, just so I can see the train wreck in person.
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Thanatosian posted:I keep hoping Slow Motion will show up to one of the Seattle meets, just so I can see the train wreck in person. In all likelihood he would be either the life of the party or a very strange person who thinks he is the life of the party.
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Discendo Vox posted:Thanks, I shoulda looked that up myself. It's a lousy framing concept because it invites non-apparent abuse and diversion, rather than further alteration. It's literally "things I agree with duck." Yeah, if a meme pic isn't a specific joke then it's usually just a nerdy way to state your opinions without any fear of disagreement. Anything funny on the internet rapidly gets spun into a web of fractal bullshit as trillions of nerds seeking social connection repeatedly beat any originality into dust.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 20:55 |
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Discendo Vox posted:Thanks, I shoulda looked that up myself. It's a lousy framing concept because it invites non-apparent abuse and diversion, rather than further alteration. It's literally "things I agree with duck." I prefer to think of it as "rear end in a top hat duck". Not to be confused with "rear end in a top hat bear" or "rear end in a top hat gene hackman."
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 21:22 |
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Wilder
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Davethulhu posted:I prefer to think of it as "rear end in a top hat duck". Not to be confused with "rear end in a top hat bear" or "rear end in a top hat gene hackman." Or rear end in a top hat puffin. It's amazing how many memes there are to say "I'm going to be an rear end in a top hat, but I don't want to face any consequences for it".
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 21:55 |
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darthbob88 posted:Or rear end in a top hat puffin. It's amazing how many memes there are to say "I'm going to be an rear end in a top hat, but I don't want to face any consequences for it". The amazing thing about the puffin is that it's supposed to represent unpopular opinions, but the nature of the scoring system ensures that only popular opinions will rise.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 22:07 |
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:The amazing thing about the puffin is that it's supposed to represent unpopular opinions, but the nature of the scoring system ensures that only popular opinions will rise. Mostly it's to say racist things that other racists can agree with.
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http://themattwalshblog.com/2014/09/16/sorry-but-its-your-fault-if-your-offended-all-the-time/#8DZq4IFM6t7dgMoH.01 Newest Matt Walsh post making constant rounds on my FB feed now.
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GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:Mostly it's to say racist things that other racists can agree with.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 00:41 |
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Amused to Death posted:I want to know if all the people who post these things I'm at a loss at this stuff. It literally showed up in my feed today. As another goon put it, the Millitary has some AMAZING Benefits in addition to the pay that's described. They also seem to conveniently ignore the fact that that yes, You, I, and those in the Millitary pay would be adjusted in there was indeed a minninum wage hike. Also I'm tired of this entire argument that disrespects people that work at McDonalds, Taco Bell, etc. They're human beings, they DESERVE to be paid a living goddamned wage. "b-B-B-BUT HIGH SCHOOL KIDS! THEY hosed UP!". "BURGER FLIPPERS". Also I'm tired of the goddamned language in it. I'm tired of the the put-downs. The rights goes on and on about people apparently thinkingthey're "Too good for this", yet they sure as hell seem to be the exact type of people that they seem to describe. You know what? Since you think YOU can do it, why don't YOU pick up the shift at Wendy's or any other goddamned low-paying job.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 00:43 |
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Zerilan posted:http://themattwalshblog.com/2014/09/16/sorry-but-its-your-fault-if-your-offended-all-the-time/#8DZq4IFM6t7dgMoH.01 Nice, confederate flag profile pic in the first few comments.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 00:45 |
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So, here's something, in response to http://qpolitical.com/muslim-student-challenges-jewish-professor-shuts-spot/ this story from 2010. Faye is my brother's girlfriend, and I'm Matt. I'm not really sure who Carol is, but I've probably met him once or twice. He even linked me to the wikipedia definition of ad hominem. Isn't arguing on the internet fun?
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 01:30 |
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They should try reading their own linkquote:Ad hominem reasoning is not always fallacious, for example, when it relates to the credibility of statements of fact.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 01:46 |
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Jurgan posted:So, here's something, in response to http://qpolitical.com/muslim-student-challenges-jewish-professor-shuts-spot/ this story from 2010. Faye is my brother's girlfriend, and I'm Matt. I'm not really sure who Carol is, but I've probably met him once or twice. Attacking a source's credibility is perfectly valid when the other person is relying on that source to make their argument for them. Edit; beaten above.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 01:46 |
Amused to Death posted:I want to know if all the people who post these things On top of everything else wrong with this, the numbers are bullshit. 35k is about what an E5 with no dependents makes in BASE PAY. Add three hundred bux a month for food, a thousand for housing, and more if they have dependents. Lower ranks do get ripped off paywise but they also get free housing, food, medical, education, and discounts on retail poo poo right next to where they work. Additionally, if in a combat zone, add hazard pay. I was taking home (net) 3600 per month as an E5 with no dependents in iraq, and living totally free of expenses. Enlistees often see the number on their yearly tax return and think that's how much they're making, when it's really only half what they're making because it's only the taxable part of their income. Not that they don't deserve it, but they are well compensated, and incomparably so to fast food workers. E: I'd also like to mention that the enlisted corps is pretty much a socialist utopia (ironically, for all the repubs and libertarians at its teat) and most or all of a sergeant's skill is gained via education and training provided by the taxpayer, not bootstraps. theres a will theres moe fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Sep 18, 2014 |
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Zerilan posted:http://themattwalshblog.com/2014/09/16/sorry-but-its-your-fault-if-your-offended-all-the-time/#8DZq4IFM6t7dgMoH.01 Ugh, jeez, just like a white person to ignore the idea of microaggression. Whoa, Matt Walsh, I'm not being racist. I'm just sayin', you white people always act this way. EDIT: And yeah, all the comments are solid white people, color me surprised.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 02:39 |
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<- it's white-privilege.txt! I want to write some kind of Kafka-esque tale where Matt Walsh wakes up as a Muslim woman in the bible belt.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:49 |
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At least some of the commenters on that Matt Walsh post once compared Wall Street billionaires to Holocust victims because they recieved a mild scolding along with billions of dollars in bailouts.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:12 |
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You may not remember me from earlier in the thread in 2012, but I am back with some more madness! I posted a to my facebook wall that I was tired of all the people railing against increasing the minimum wage. After 80+ comments my parents decided to roll in with a couple gems. Joyce Tick is my mom and Mary Achi is my Dad. Chaos reigns.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:14 |
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Did your dad just call you stupid on Facebook?
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:00 |
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I love how your mom calls fixing the price of goods, services, and wages through subsidy a communist concept. Another person immediately says those sweatshop countries with no minimum wage are all communist/socialist/fascist. I don't think it works that way.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:11 |
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quote:Market forces ALWAYS work, everywhere...they always have and always will http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/most-evil-companies/1/ quote:Bayer had medicine infected with AIDS that they couldn't sell in the U.S. so they dumped it on poor people overseas. The market works! quote:No, I'm sorry it's Blackwater. The market works! quote:Time to call out Australia's James Hardie. Manufactured asbestos products, and the manufacturing processes exposed its workers to asbestos dust. They continued to do so even after discovering the connection between asbestos dust and mesothelioma. Led to a series of people (including people later on who worked around the material, in construction etc.) contracting cancer and dying. The market works! quote:Chiquita/United Fruit. The market works!
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:13 |
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prom candy posted:Did your dad just call you stupid on Facebook? No, it was in response to one of my friends. In other news, my mom is now texting me to yell at me for taking my friends' side and not defending "family" Nothing ever changes
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Wardark Grimhams posted:No, it was in response to one of my friends. It's time like these that having parent from the Silent Generation is really helpful. Did you know the internet is a fad that'll go away in a few years, just like personal computers?
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