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duTrieux. posted:they described halo as being "hardcore"
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Siljmonster posted:minecraft doesnt have a QA team i guess they're going to beta test it…in the future
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mod sassinator posted:layoffs round 2 probably coming this week: http://www.zdnet.com/round-two-of-microsoft-layoffs-coming-september-18-sources-7000033745/ Satya: "We're letting you go" ex-employee: "But you just spent 2.5 Billion on Minecraft!" Satya: "And that was a substantial loss for the company."
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 01:08 |
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Cardboard Box A posted:Well microsoft thought it was "contextualize our universe"
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 04:04 |
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duTrieux. posted:"contextualize our universe" i once worked on a pseudo-html5 retail training course for one of the halos. had to sign an nda because it contained as-yet unannounced information. the course was scheduled to launch just after e3, after all of the unannounced stuff was announced. for whatever reason a few things remained unannounced. we tried to find out what to do with the course — remove the info? leave it in? replace it? — but the bg weren't responding to email from either our side or the game sme with whom we were working. without any word to the contrary, the course launched as planned. within 24 hours somebody had gone through the course and taken meticulous screenshots and then "leaked" the content to various blogs and the bg was upset about it. i don't even remember what the feature was, just that it was mostly inconsequential. they were upset but they couldn't blame anybody because it's not like people weren't trying to reach them about it almost immediately after the presentation or anything. sme:subject matter sexpert;bg:busines group
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 04:30 |
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duTrieux. posted:for whatever reason a few things remained unannounced. we tried to find out what to do with the course — remove the info? leave it in? replace it? — but the bg weren't responding to email from either our side or the game sme with whom we were working. without any word to the contrary, the course launched as planned.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 04:37 |
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FMguru posted:is there any better feeling than showing someone in the middle of pitching a fit you the sent emails where you tried to warn them/ask them/clarify for them that they were too dumb/lazy to bother reading? i say no you are indeed correct in that there is no better feeling. this includes the, as the french call it, orgasm.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 04:40 |
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leader captain
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 04:40 |
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mod sassinator posted:i love the MS hardware division. it's like they live in their own world and get to ignore the poo poo show that is everything else at MS. hey, they're not perfect for example the Apple //e couldn't be faster because the SoftCard stopped working if they changed the bus timing even slightly, and businesses needed their CP/M
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 06:13 |
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also they made those horrible starck mice and all 3 xboxes
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 07:29 |
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whoops
Metrication fucked around with this message at 10:39 on Sep 17, 2014 |
# ? Sep 17, 2014 10:22 |
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TerminalRaptor posted:Satya: "We're letting you go"
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 11:49 |
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duTrieux. posted:it's an artificial reef hueg
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 16:55 |
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TerminalRaptor posted:Satya: "We're letting you go" Satya: "This slice represents our profits from Windows Phone. and this slice here represents a $12 bank error in our favor."
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 18:31 |
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Gates: "A three-person video game company owns 1.7 million dollars of shares?" Satya: "Our shares were worthless, and they kept asking for toilet paper!"
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 18:34 |
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Fame Douglas posted:They are not Ion Storm.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 18:40 |
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Satya: "Well what was your business plan?" Ballmer: "Um, erm, well... I keep it right here, next to my heart" *Opens drawer to reveal the paper next to a lonely Kin 2" Satya: "This isn't a business plan, it's an escape plan!" Ballmer (from distance): "So loooong!"
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 18:41 |
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The Leck posted:this is why there is an intellimouse optical still in box waiting for my current one to die. same, but three for a whole lifetime of intellimice optical
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 18:53 |
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theflyingexecutive posted:Satya: "This slice represents our profits from Windows Phone. and this slice here represents a $12 bank error in our favor." theflyingexecutive posted:Gates: "A three-person video game company owns 1.7 million dollars of shares?" theflyingexecutive posted:Satya: "Well what was your business plan?"
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 18:56 |
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Why not Ballmer? TerminalRaptor fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Sep 18, 2014 |
# ? Sep 18, 2014 02:20 |
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lol if you had a debugger attached to a PC while running word 1.0 or multiplan it would do this turns out it didn't actually erase the disk, but it performed an infinite loop of zero seeks that made the floppy drive sound like it was going nuclear. apparently they took it out in '85 because pc clones were triggering it and damaging their drives. Luigi Thirty fucked around with this message at 08:58 on Sep 18, 2014 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:lol if you had a debugger attached to a PC while running word 1.0 or multiplan it would do this wellcume 2da cyberworld
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 08:57 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:lol if you had a debugger attached to a PC while running word 1.0 or multiplan it would do this noice
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 13:30 |
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Tell me what you want to do...
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 13:45 |
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Cardboard Box A posted:Tell me what you want to do...
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 13:49 |
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i just used office 2013 for the first time what a loving ui disaster
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:00 |
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Cardboard Box A posted:Tell me what you want to do... need to turn the contrast down some more, it is still possible to read the UI
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:02 |
FMguru posted:is there any better feeling than showing someone in the middle of pitching a fit you the sent emails where you tried to warn them/ask them/clarify for them that they were too dumb/lazy to bother reading? i say no i cant read
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:02 |
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z0rlandi viSSer posted:i cant read i do want to wish you a good morning though. good morning z0r!
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:04 |
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LastInLine posted:throw this loving thing in the goddamn trash and buy a macbook it is one
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:09 |
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Pinterest Mom posted:i just used office 2013 for the first time itym I JUST USED OFFICE 2013 FOR THE FIRST TIME WHAT A loving UI DISASTER
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:16 |
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ui disaster ... or authentically digital?
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:27 |
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carry on then posted:it is one
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:38 |
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LastInLine posted:throw this loving thing in the goddamn trash and buy a macbook all he should have to do there is hit cmd-q
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:03 |
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is this one of those screen shots from the new mario kart
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:14 |
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HMM YES HOW CAN WE MAKE THE RIBBON EVEN WORSE
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 16:59 |
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graph posted:same, but three
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 17:04 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:lol if you had a debugger attached to a PC while running word 1.0 or multiplan it would do this lol also, why
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Pinterest Mom posted:i just used office 2013 for the first time i have a stack of free licenses/subscriptions for 2013 and i'ms till using 2010.
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