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Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

CharlestonJew posted:

quick while satan's still up in the air jump up and grab him

Atma fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Sep 18, 2014

# ? Sep 18, 2014 03:54

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 02:08

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

Throw the devil at the other guard, impaling him on the pitchfork

# ? Sep 18, 2014 03:57

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

>throw satan at guard like a boomerang so it hits the guard and comes back

# ? Sep 18, 2014 03:58

Carol Pizzamom: Jul 13, 2006; a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

>use satan as a meatshield and charge the guard while you try to impale him with satan's horns

# ? Sep 18, 2014 03:59

Omglosser: Sep 2, 2007

you guys serious? c'mon

>throw satan at other guard whilst casting Enlarge Satan

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:02

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Omglosser posted:

>throw satan at other guard whilst casting Enlarge Satan

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:03

Ultraklystron: May 19, 2010; Unsafe At Every Speed

Omglosser posted:

>throw satan at other guard whilst casting Enlarge Satan

You're right.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:04

Carol Pizzamom: Jul 13, 2006; a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

Omglosser posted:

>throw satan at other guard whilst casting Enlarge Satan

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:05

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Omglosser posted:

>throw satan at other guard whilst casting Enlarge Satan

welp

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:06

Tomn: Aug 23, 2007; And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

> Yell "Don't shoot - poo poo!"

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:10

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

Omglosser posted:

>throw satan at other guard whilst casting Enlarge Satan

do it

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:10

Tenzarin: Jul 24, 2007; .; Taco Defender

>put satan up your rear end

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:11

timp: Sep 19, 2007; Everything is in my control; Lipstick Apathy

Tenzarin posted:

>put satan up your rear end
>accept jesus into your heart

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:13

Literally Kermit: Mar 4, 2012; t

> Throw the Dark Lord like he was a Super Mario Bros. 2 turnip.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:15

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

Omglosser posted:

>throw satan at other guard whilst casting Enlarge Satan

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:22

Borden: Jul 23, 2008

Literally Kermit posted:

> Throw the Dark Lord like he was a Super Mario Bros. 2 turnip.

This except use Satan as a Mario Bros. 2 POW block.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:24

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

Omglosser posted:

you guys serious? c'mon

>throw satan at other guard whilst casting Enlarge Satan

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:32

Rick Ross Ulbricht: Feb 3, 2010; put yourself in the shoes of a prosecutor trying to build a case against you. what evidence could they pin on you? there is nothing on your laptop for them to use, if you obscure your bitcoins propperly, there is no way for them to trace them back to me.

Omglosser posted:

>throw satan at other guard whilst casting Enlarge Satan

there is no alternative

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:35

HiHo ChiRho: Oct 23, 2010

Omglosser posted:

you guys serious? c'mon

>throw satan at other guard whilst casting Enlarge Satan

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:36

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Omglosser posted:

>throw satan at other guard whilst casting Enlarge Satan

it was always going to come to this

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:38

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

Omglosser posted:

>throw satan at other guard whilst casting Enlarge Satan

I really wanted us to cast an enlarge satan spell and then tell him to attack the guards. This is just as good if not better.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:48

tuyop: Sep 15, 2006; Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted; Fun Shoe

Omglosser posted:

>throw satan at other guard whilst casting Enlarge Satan

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:49

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

wilderthanmild posted:

I really wanted us to cast an enlarge satan spell and then tell him to attack the guards. This is just as good if not better.

once this is over i dont think satan's gonna want to do what we say

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:49

tuyop: Sep 15, 2006; Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted; Fun Shoe

Also,

>kill yourself for using the word "whilst".

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:51

Evilreaver: Feb 26, 2007; GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!; Dinosaur Gum

We only have like a second before the notify goes away and it despawns

E: Unless we earn more cheevos

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:52

Pyroi: Aug 17, 2013; gay elf noises

>throw satan at other guard whilst casting Satan's Song and Dance Number

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:53

Hyrax Attack!: Jan 13, 2009; We demand to be taken seriously

Omglosser posted:

>throw satan at other guard whilst casting Enlarge Satan

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:57

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

CharlestonJew posted:

once this is over i dont think satan's gonna want to do what we say

We were him before, we can understand him better than he knows. An initial greeting of piss should do nicely.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:59

Runaktla: Feb 21, 2007; by Hand Knit

> tell Satan you will murder your family if he gives you superpowers.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:00

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Omglosser posted:

>throw satan at other guard whilst casting Enlarge Satan

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:00

Wolfsheim: Dec 23, 2003; "Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Wow, it took you guys that long to get the 'poo poo' achievement? That was like page two, tops, in the last five threads.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:08

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Evilreaver posted:

We only have like a second before the notify goes away and it despawns

E: Unless we earn more cheevos

This has got to be worth a Feat of Strength, though.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:17

Helical Nightmares: Apr 30, 2009

Literally Kermit posted:

> Throw the Dark Lord like he was a Super Mario Bros. 2 turnip.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:20

Shadoer: Aug 31, 2011; Zoe Quinn is one of many women targeted by the Gamergate harassment campaign.

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Literally Kermit posted:

> Throw the Dark Lord like he was a Super Mario Bros. 2 turnip.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:25

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

Omglosser posted:

you guys serious? c'mon

>throw satan at other guard whilst casting Enlarge Satan

IS.exe patch notes, version 0.03:

-Achievement box elements are now secured properly to the screen.
-Removed ability to shoot explosive rockets from eye sockets at any given time
-Can no longer fly
-Increased max level to 70
-All audio tracks replaced with constant high pitched ringing sound

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:26

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

Atma posted:

IS.exe patch notes, version 0.03:

-Achievement box elements are now secured properly to the screen.
-Removed ability to shoot explosive rockets from eye sockets at any given time
-Can no longer fly
-Increased max level to 70
-All audio tracks replaced with constant high pitched ringing sound

it's beautiful

>loot corpses

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:28

Carol Pizzamom: Jul 13, 2006; a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

> peek into the cave with caro doing that comical 70s thing where one persons head is above the other persons head as they're lookin' around a corner

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:28

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

CharlestonJew posted:

it's beautiful

>loot corpses

The gunshots probably attracted attention, let's lock and load.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:31

Rick Ross Ulbricht: Feb 3, 2010; put yourself in the shoes of a prosecutor trying to build a case against you. what evidence could they pin on you? there is nothing on your laptop for them to use, if you obscure your bitcoins propperly, there is no way for them to trace them back to me.

> put on the guards clothing and then enter the cave

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:31

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 02:08

Concerned Citizen: Jul 22, 2007; Ramrod XTreme

>take all guns
>shove them up butt
>continue to tune nipples to satan's frequency, using the buttguns as antennas to boost the signal

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:33

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