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Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Hydrolith posted:

Ew. How did your room not reek of semen?

You can only smell it if you leave and come back.

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El Sprongo
Jul 30, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bXbbYjuet4
Say something, bitch.

snortpocket
Apr 27, 2004

Oh... my podcast... it's so good... ungh.... it's the best.... podcast ever.... oh god.... UNNNGGGGGHHHH
quick someone post that photo of the boxer shorts with a 10 year build up of dried cum on them

Should be sleeping
Dec 3, 2006
AM I WEARING MY LEATHERS AND A HELMET? NO? I BETTER BE.

cobalt impurity posted:

Gotta febreeze that jizz pile.

I guess he was just there, swimming through a pile of jizz:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piF7rT8hQJg&t=30s

boo_radley
Dec 30, 2005

Politeness costs nothing

Paladinus posted:

Well, I've been hoisted by my vague knowledge of American dialect. For some reason I thought it was strawberry jam, not jelly.

I deem this confession animal maymay 'entirely plausible'.
please refer to your translation guide to avoid further embarrassment.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Paladinus posted:

Well, I've been hoisted by my vague knowledge of American dialect. For some reason I thought it was strawberry jam, not jelly.

I deem this confession animal maymay 'entirely plausible'.

Jello is Jello.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin



dickbutt doesn't die, it comes back stronger and angrier.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Memento posted:




dickbutt doesn't die, it comes back stronger and angrier.

Dickbutt has never known a moment of anger in his life.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

When I was 15 I did a similar thing to the carpet underneath a rug in my bedroom. My parents moved out of that house (and presumably discovered the humongous stain) when I was 22. I'm 27 now and a few weeks ago at a family dinner, my mom asked "Hey, what did you even DO to your old bedroom carpet that stained it yellow?! Did you spill someth-"

She realized the truth and stopped talking.

We all stopped talking.

Family!
\

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Picnic Princess posted:

Jello is Jello.



Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

boo_radley posted:

please refer to your translation guide to avoid further embarrassment.


Goodness gracious, look at the time.

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

Roar
Jul 7, 2007

I got 30 points!

I GOT 30 POINTS!
All jokes aside what in the hell is that page reference at the bottom, can't they just say "see pages 2-13"

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Roar posted:

All jokes aside what in the hell is that page reference at the bottom, can't they just say "see pages 2-13"

The Sun is not famous for it's reader's cognitive ability.

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009





Roar posted:

All jokes aside what in the hell is that page reference at the bottom, can't they just say "see pages 2-13"

Lot of disappointed people going to turn to page 3 today, then.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Arbite posted:

Lot of disappointed people going to turn to page 3 today, then.

Probably not the Scottish spread they're hoping for, anyway.

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

snortpocket posted:

quick someone post that photo of the boxer shorts with a 10 year build up of dried cum on them

"the"?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Centripetal Horse posted:

Dickbutt has never known a moment of anger in his life.

Dickbutt is... elusive.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009




Spooky Bear Ghost
Sep 17, 2010

lets get spooky

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Probably not the Scottish spread they're hoping for, anyway.

I'm sure Tasha, 22, from Inverness has important things to say about the reliability of advance polling on a yes/no referendum.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

You have my dick.

Roar
Jul 7, 2007

I got 30 points!

I GOT 30 POINTS!

davidspackage posted:

You have my dick.

And my butt.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Roar posted:

And my butt.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

davidspackage posted:

You have my dick.

Roar posted:

And my butt.


BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Today Scotland turns a new page with Knob Arse

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you




Godspeed to you.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012





I feel soiled

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Brave statements to make after the results are in

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
William Wallace died in vain.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

MariusLecter posted:

William Wallace died in pain.

ftfy

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

kannonfodder posted:

Godspeed to you.

It's a spirit quest

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

MariusLecter posted:

William Wallace died in vain.

Aye.

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

Dance party?

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


No. gently caress you, rear end in a top hat. gently caress. You.

You're such a shitheap

Autocorrect changed shithead to shitheap and I'm glad it did it. Shitheap. gently caress you.

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

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