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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

z0rlandi viSSer posted:

Tim is a stupid piece of poo poo

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wolffenstein
Aug 2, 2002
 
Pork Pro

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i dont understand. what does that even mean? i just dont get it.

you can record audio clips and include them in iMessage conversations. so you can laugh out loud. out loud.

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013


he was told he could be anythinoing he wanted to be when he grew up

so he became an earthworm

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013

he has such a fake focus grouped psychologist programmed piece of poo poo smile i literally despise him and think putting him in charge of Apple was Steve's final and greatest "gently caress you" to this world

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

THC posted:



like a beautiful, old, Leica camera

this is great too

man.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

2010/2011




2014-2xxx

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

z0rlandi viSSer posted:

he was told he could be anythinoing he wanted to be when he grew up

so he became an earthworm

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013

thats a huge goddam picture and i hope the mods treat you without mercy

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
e...e..e-earthworm tim ???

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Last Chance posted:

works fine on my ipad 3

:crossarms:

DarkJC
Jul 6, 2010
that sms relay thing isn't enabled yet, i think they're waiting for yosemite

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

z0rlandi viSSer posted:

thats a huge goddam picture and i hope the mods treat you without mercy

it's only 162 kilobytes

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


meet my green bubble friend "david" with whom i chat with on my wifi ipad 3

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013

iOS 8 has 5 more hours for the last 5 hours

wtf

apple nubs

learn to scale your infrastructure

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

reconnect wifi and try again
that made it go from 11 hours to 11..10..8..4..3 minutes

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013

i want 2 die

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Last Chance posted:

meet my green bubble friend "david" with whom i chat with on my wifi ipad 3



i have an ipad 3 + iphone 5 and it definitely doesn't work for me

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013

Cold on a Cob posted:

it's only 162 kilobytes

lol

Mightaswell
Dec 4, 2003

Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone.
I found my kids old iPod touch 2 between the couch cushions.

cover flow

timb.....why

EightFlyingCars
Jun 30, 2008



z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013


it was too beautiful for this piece of poo poo world

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
lol if your company doesn't have an old mac mini running OS X server for caching service

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
srsly you turn it on and It Just Works and caches updates for mac and iOS automatically. Clients literally have to do nothing to use it, Apple goes 'oh yeah you're coming from this IP, go look over at this local IP and just download your updates from there'

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
wow so much cache i need more throughput

*gets second box, plugs it in, turns it on*

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Jimmy Carter posted:

srsly you turn it on and It Just Works and caches updates for mac and iOS automatically. Clients literally have to do nothing to use it, Apple goes 'oh yeah you're coming from this IP, go look over at this local IP and just download your updates from there'

p cool

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

i'm installing ios8 on my iphone 5 right now.

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

i love the word suggestions so much i don't even type messages anymore. i just use the word suggestions. I trust tim to compose the most charming and relevant message for every occasion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg2UlYDswSc

OK
SURE WHY NOT
I UNDERSTAND

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

z0rlandi viSSer posted:

it was too beautiful for this piece of poo poo world

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a million generic unknown albums on a laggy scrollview — forever.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

k I upgraded this am on my 5 and I just noticed this U2 album I didn't ask for. any way to destroy this thing without plugging into a computer?

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer

Mightaswell posted:

I found my kids old iPod touch 2 between the couch cushions.

cover flow

timb.....why

i still have a first gen ipod touch

dat 320x480 screen :getin:

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013

i wish it was the time and day i clikced purchase on a new ipod touch 1

see u on the flip side

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013

hell i wish it was the exact time and day i clicked purchase on an iRiver IFP-799 with sports armband

I paid $500 for 1g

iPods didn't even exist then.

Do you want to know what did exist then?

my soul and my hope in the future

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


graph posted:

mine downloaded in about three minutes, works for me!

same

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Last Chance posted:

meet my green bubble friend "david" with whom i chat with on my wifi ipad 3



this was v useful hi david

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
i am unable to paste anything ever

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

i am unable to paste anything ever

well that can be one of the side effects

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I've got SwiftKey installed on my 4s and when I spotlight it takes ages too appear

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

Last Chance posted:

works fine on my ipad 3

i think you mean your "the new ipad" (3)

BANME.sh posted:

i still have a first gen ipod touch

dat 320x480 screen :getin:

same

i use it exclusively to time my laundry

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

oh so group chat names arent actually local theyre more like irc room topics

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
this whole third party keyboard thing feels very half-assed



e: like it mostly works but it feels like it's never cached as it has to load the keyboard in slowly every time it gains focus and it rarely loads at all when i go to answer a text or email from the lock screen. what

Yodzilla fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Sep 18, 2014

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